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Post by SJ on Jan 22, 2006 17:53:20 GMT
"On second thought, let us not go to Camelot. It is a silly place." "Camelot!" "Camelot!" "Camelot!" "It's only a model...."
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on Jan 22, 2006 18:48:56 GMT
Since the Python quotes seem to be so popular...
"We are the Knights Who Say... NI!"
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Post by Blizz on Jan 22, 2006 18:58:10 GMT
"Over the lips, past the gums...yadda yadda...oh God." - Hurley, Lost
"Do you wanna come with me? Because if you do, then I should warn you - you're gonna see all sorts of things: Ghosts from the past, aliens from the future, the day the Earth died in a ball of flame. It won't be quiet, it won't be safe, and it won't be calm. But I'll tell you what it will be - the trip of a lifetime." - The Doctor
"Have I got a big nose mum?" "Oh, stop thinking about sex!" "I wasn't!" "You're always on about it! Morning, noon and night! 'Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small?'" - Brian and his mum, Life of Brian
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on Jan 22, 2006 19:36:32 GMT
Purify the Earth with fire. The planet will become My temple and we shall rise. This will become our paradise! - Dalek Emperor
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Post by Zerolus on Jan 22, 2006 21:24:51 GMT
Some ATHF quotes Master Shake: YOU'LL FIND THE BACK OF MY HAND DISPLEASING! Frylock: How many TV's have you broke this year? Master Shake: A lot more than YOU have! Master Shake: Yeah? Well NO ONE ESCAPES....from.....the....power.... SOMEONE ELSE HERE WATCHES THE AQUA TEENS! Master Shake: "SILENCE! There can only be ONE!" Frylock: "Uhh, Carl, does that thing have reverse-spell?" Carl: "Hang on Fryman, I'll fix you up right." *Activates the Spell-Belt, but it turns his own head into a Connect 4 playset* "OH WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!" Meatwad: "Oh don't worry Carl it ain't that ba- Woah. Uh, damn... maybe it is that bad..."
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Smithy
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Post by Smithy on Jan 22, 2006 22:01:25 GMT
"The humble nobility of the almost human porpoise." - Batman
"Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men." - Captain Zapp Brannigan
"Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves!" Bender B. Rodriguez
"Won't you join us for dinner? There will be red things!" - Chiyo's father
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Post by t3hchaosx3 on Jan 22, 2006 22:13:58 GMT
Airplane Quotes time...
"Roger, Roger! What's our vector, Vector?"
"And Leon is getting LAAAARGER!"
"I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue..."
"Your watch! You'll need this!" "It's alright, it doesn't work!"
"Get me ham on five, hold the mayo."
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Post by Super Sonic on Jan 22, 2006 23:02:26 GMT
Commando quotes:
"I like you, Sully; you're funny. That's why I'm going to kill you last."
"Remember when I said I'd kill you last, Sully? I lied." *drops Sully off cliff*
Woman: "What happened to Sully?" Arnie: "I had to let him go."
*throws pipe through Bennet's stomach, bursting tank behind him* "Let off some steam, Bennet."
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on Jan 22, 2006 23:09:43 GMT
Do you drench every man who comes into your bedroom with flame-retardant chemicals? No wonder you're single! - The Metatron, Dogma
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Post by Super Sonic on Jan 22, 2006 23:19:16 GMT
Prophet: "You masturbate more than anyone else on the planet." Jay: "Yeah, everyone knows that, tell me something no one knows!" Prophet: "When you're doin' it you're thinkin' about guys!"
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on Jan 22, 2006 23:22:22 GMT
Prophet: "You masturbate more than anyone else on the planet." Jay: "Yeah, everyone knows that, tell me something no one knows!" Prophet: "When you're doin' it you're thinkin' about guys!" The guy's name is Rufus, and he's not a prophet. He's the Apostle. Anyway... Peter: You know what really grinds my gears? When I can't find the droids I'm looking for! Stormtrooper: Yeah, me too! What's up with that?
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Post by Super Sonic on Jan 22, 2006 23:56:51 GMT
Dammit. You'd think after watching it at least 10 times in my life I'd remember.
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Post by Spudiator on Jan 23, 2006 0:11:18 GMT
[homer-lookalike walks into Moe's] Moe: Ah get out of here Homer! Lookalike: Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito! [rumble, then hmer-lookalike is thrown out] Homer [walks past]: Huh? Oh my god, this man is my exact double...
Homer: THAT DOG HAS A PUFFY TAIL! [chases the dog giggling like a girl]
- Homer J. Simpson
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Post by unikron on Jan 23, 2006 0:19:10 GMT
devo, this ones for you. Mark: do you know what’s REALLY annoying? Kirt: When you become so self-immersed in your own psueudo-intellectual alcohol induced philosophical bull[censored], that you eventually reach a state of mind where you believe that your entire life is a lie and that when you die AM will tell you that “you were wrong, Ted. You couldn’t live a PERFECTLY innocent life like you said you could, so I will not kill you” and that your one attempt to escape the nightmarish hell of isolated immortality for all eternity at the mercy of a genocide obsessed computer who can do anything he pleases and can just as easily fabricate another life for you where you THINK it is real, but one day someone tells you about the book and one half thinks of you that it’s the same warning you once had in another life, and that at the end you’re going to be duped, but the other half thinks you’re just being superstitious, but you KNOW deep down that in the end you’re going to be a humongous gelatine blob for all eternity unable to escape from the prison you never did anything to be kept in, your mind gradually fading to the point where it takes you an entire year to think a word? Mark:. …No. When you miss the bus by a minute so you can just see it turning on the horizon. Kirt: …Oh….That annoys the [censored] out of me. (everything pauses) Narrator: The writers, on order from Kirts doctors, are forbidden from ever giving Kirt a line that long again. And for future reference, if the events of “I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream” ever do take place, Kirt will be the only human AM tortures for all eternity. SOMEONE ELSE HERE WATCHES THE AQUA TEENS MY NAME IS- Shake-Zula, the mic ruler The old schooler You wanna trip? I'll bring it to ya!
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Post by Super Sonic on Jan 23, 2006 0:19:42 GMT
"You mean she looked out one night and saw a shadowy, bandy legged figure in nasty spandex shorts and a oversized Sabbath shirt jogging past?"
-My mate on me.
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Post by supersonicjim on Jan 23, 2006 8:52:28 GMT
"Grab your sword and fight the Horde!" A footman on Warcraft III
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on Jan 23, 2006 9:07:26 GMT
devo, this ones for you. Mark: do you know what’s REALLY annoying? Kirt: When you become so self-immersed in your own psueudo-intellectual alcohol induced philosophical bull[censored], that you eventually reach a state of mind where you believe that your entire life is a lie and that when you die AM will tell you that “you were wrong, Ted. You couldn’t live a PERFECTLY innocent life like you said you could, so I will not kill you” and that your one attempt to escape the nightmarish hell of isolated immortality for all eternity at the mercy of a genocide obsessed computer who can do anything he pleases and can just as easily fabricate another life for you where you THINK it is real, but one day someone tells you about the book and one half thinks of you that it’s the same warning you once had in another life, and that at the end you’re going to be duped, but the other half thinks you’re just being superstitious, but you KNOW deep down that in the end you’re going to be a humongous gelatine blob for all eternity unable to escape from the prison you never did anything to be kept in, your mind gradually fading to the point where it takes you an entire year to think a word? Mark:. …No. When you miss the bus by a minute so you can just see it turning on the horizon. Kirt: …Oh….That annoys the [censored] out of me. (everything pauses) Narrator: The writers, on order from Kirts doctors, are forbidden from ever giving Kirt a line that long again. And for future reference, if the events of “I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream” ever do take place, Kirt will be the only human AM tortures for all eternity. Actually it's been a long time since I've read I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream, but I remember how damn cool that line was so I just HAD to post it. Truth be known, I don't read much at all. But that's a cool story. My boys. My clever, clever boys. Johnny the captain, Frankie the first officer, Howie the test pilot and Arnold. Arnold the chicken soup machine cleaner. If you could sue sperm, I'd sue the sperm that made you. - Rimmer's Mum from Red Dwarf - Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers by Grant Naylor
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Post by Super Sonic on Jan 23, 2006 10:45:44 GMT
Excellent book. One of my favourite quotes from the TV series is this:
"We're three million years in Deep Space. Can someone tell me where the smeg I got this traffic cone?" -Dave Lister
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Post by Blizz on Jan 23, 2006 10:53:07 GMT
A few Ed, Edd n Eddy ones.
Edd: "Embrace the summer air Eddy! The warm sunshine, the aroma of fresh cut grass!" Eddy: "It stinks! I'm bored." Ed: "I forgot to wear underwear guys!"
Eddy: "I had a gerbil like him once." Edd: "Why is Ed pretending to be a washing machine?"
Rolf: "AWAY WITH YOU PROTUBERANCE OF THE FLESH!"
Rolf: "That creature reminds me of my one-eyed great nana! She was such a sweet woman.... Always bumping into things!"
Eddy: "Hamandeggsandbutteredtoast!"
Ed: "Am I the only human left? I am alone! I AM HUNGRY!"
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on Jan 23, 2006 13:01:57 GMT
From The Mighty Boosh.
Howard: Hey! How many times have I said 'Don't pull focus'? Don't make me put a move on you.
Vince: Moves? You don't have moves. I've seen your moves, how flimsy are they? They're like being caressed with a natural yoghurt!
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Post by Samface on Jan 23, 2006 13:03:18 GMT
This thread needs some Fairly Odd Parents.
"Timmy! I'm respecting your privacy by knocking but I'm asserting my parental authority by coming in anyway!" - Timmy's dad
"Adam West's waistband! I'm chintastic again!" - The Crimson Chin
"Don't forget the rabies! Everything tastes better with rabies!" - Cosmo
Cosmo: Well, there's good news and there's bad news. The good news is I named my nickel Philip! Wanda: What's the bad news? Cosmo: It's a girl nickel!
Various people: Where did you get [whatever awesome thing he has this week]?" Timmy: "Uh....Internet?"
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Post by Dave on Jan 23, 2006 13:51:15 GMT
"Zing" - Samface.
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Post by homsar on Jan 23, 2006 13:59:35 GMT
Strong Sad: Ptooey! Strong Bad, I thought you said our float was going to be "Celebrating Our Nation's Covered Bridges!"
Strong Bad: No, I said our float was going to be "Sticking-You-in-a-Fake-Snowman-and-Beating-You-Senseless-With-Nunchucks... Covered Bridges."
- Strong Sad and Strong Bad
Jayne: Testing, testing. Captain, can you hear me? Mal: I'm standing right here. Jayne: You're coming through good and loud. Mal: 'Cause I'm standing right here.
- Malcolm Reynolds and Jayne Cobb
Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called ... "The Bus That Couldnt Slow Down."
- Homer Simpson
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on Jan 23, 2006 14:39:28 GMT
A piece from an issue of Archie's Sonic the Hedgehog.
Robotnik: Shadow! Wh-what do you want?
Shadow: Your death, Eggman! I'm gonna snap you like a twig and use you for kindling!
Robotnik: Not if I avoid you like the *turns around to find Shadow's already there* D-DEVIL!? Wait a minute! Good guys don't kill! Isn't there some kind of hedgehog moral code?
Shadow: Sonic follows such beliefs. Then again, he's a hero.
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Post by The Tikal who had no Toes on Jan 23, 2006 14:57:53 GMT
Young Ones fans may remember this. Pollution All around Sometimes up And sometimes down But always around. Pollution, are you coming to my town? Or am I coming to yours? We're on different buses, pollution But we're both using petrol Bombs.
And from Phoenix Nights: Jerry St Clair (to the tune of the Men In Black song): "Come get your black bin bags! They're long and black and slender!" Max's car alarm: "Get back you b*****d, or I'll break yer legs." "Oh send the buggers back / these aren't the ones I wanted, son, I'm sending them straight back / I only wanted white ones / they've sent us bloody black / I'm gonna stick the lid back on and send the buggers back" - the racist folk band "Garlic bread is the future, Brian. I've tasted it" - Max "It's a family fun day, man, there's kiddies running around. They can't go jumping up and down on a love length!" - Brian Potter on the rude bouncy castle
Paddy: "Prostitutes in Amsterdam are dead filthy, this one I went to, she made me wash my old man in the sink." Max: "What, you took your dad?"
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