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Post by Mambo's Here! Look Busy! on Feb 1, 2006 22:13:45 GMT
Awww, Grim-nesss.
Billy: Heyy GRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!" Grim: ¬_¬ Billy: Guess what I got at camp?! Grim: I dont know, a rash? ;D
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Post by Blizz on Feb 1, 2006 22:26:35 GMT
Hoss Delgado: "I'm sendin' you back where you came from!" Grim: "Really?!" Hoss: "Uhh....yeah, really." Grim: "Oh, happy day! Fire away man!" Hoss: ' Grim: "No, no, dis is my good side. Okay!" *a hamster on a wheel in Hoss's brain slows down and grinds to a halt* Grim: "TODAY MAN!" Hoss: "Uhh, aren't you....holding them kids hostage?" Grim: "Those two beasts?! I'm their hostage!" Kryten: "Is that alcohol? I don't drink alcohol, it has no effect on my diodes!" Holly: "This will, mate. Something special I whipped up. Android home brew!" Kryten: "..Good head." *takes a sip* "D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D! D! D! D! D! That's rather pleasant! Sort of like a cross between Vimto and liquid nitrogen!" Holly: "'Ere, you been looking in my recipe book?" Kryten: "Everyone else try some!" Holly: "Oh no, it's lethal to humans! It's probably lethal to androids as well but I didn't think it mattered since tomorrow you're gonna be- Oh."
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on Feb 2, 2006 1:01:26 GMT
Holly: I hope they got a few spare odds and sods on board. We're a bit short on a few supplies.
Lister: *sips tea* Like what?
Holly: Cow's milk. Ran out of that yonks ago. Fresh AND dehydrated.
Lister: What kind of milk are we on now then? *sips tea*
Holly: Emergency back-up supply. We're on dog's milk.
Lister: *freezes then swallows* DOG'S MILK!?
Holly: Nothing wrong with dog's milk. Full of goodness. Full of vitamins. Full of marrowbone jelly. Lasts longer than any other kind of milk, dog's milk.
Lister: Why?
Holly: No bugger will drink it. Plus the advantage of dog's milk is when it goes off, it tastes exactly the same as when it's fresh.
Lister: Why didn't you mention this before?
Holly: What, and spoil your tea?
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Post by Baron Canier on Feb 2, 2006 13:24:00 GMT
"Dsylexia rules, KO?" -- Brian Connley.
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Post by Blizz on Feb 2, 2006 13:52:08 GMT
Lister: "Did you ever see The Flintstones?" Cat: "Sure." Lister: "D'you think Wilma's sexy?" Cat: "...Wilma Flintstone?" Lister: "Maybe we've been alone in deep space for too long but every time I see that show her body drives me crazy. Is it just me?" Cat: "I think in all probability...Wilma Flintstone is the most desirable woman who ever lived." Lister: "That's good, I thought I was goin' strange." Cat: "She's incredible." Lister: "What d'you think of Betty?" Cat: "Betty Rubble? I'd go with Betty...but I'd be thinking of Wilma." Lister: "....This is stupid. Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone?" Cat: "...You're right. We're nuts. This is an insane conversation." Lister: "She'll never leave Fred and we know it."
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Post by Baron Canier on Feb 2, 2006 15:00:28 GMT
Lister: "Did you ever see The Flintstones?" Cat: "Sure." Lister: "D'you think Wilma's sexy?" Cat: "...Wilma Flintstone?" Lister: "Maybe we've been alone in deep space for too long but every time I see that show her body drives me crazy. Is it just me?" Cat: "I think in all probability...Wilma Flintstone is the most desirable woman who ever lived." Lister: "That's good, I thought I was goin' strange." Cat: "She's incredible." Lister: "What d'you think of Betty?" Cat: "Betty Rubble? I'd go with Betty...but I'd be thinking of Wilma." Lister: "....This is stupid. Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone?" Cat: "...You're right. We're nuts. This is an insane conversation." Lister: "She'll never leave Fred and we know it." That scene was pure comedy on a stick.
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Post by Spudiator on Feb 2, 2006 17:16:12 GMT
Al: Have I told you I love you today? Kelly: No daddy Al: Good! Think about that on your way upstairs!
- Al Bundy, Married With Children
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on Feb 2, 2006 18:29:22 GMT
AoStH.
Robotnik: Is my new Casino Night Zone ready?
Grounder: Uh... no.
Robotnik: No!? I spent a billion mobiums! I made it a top priority! How can my fabulous new Casino Night Zone not be ready?
Grounder: Because it's locked, and I have the key.
Robotnik: THEN GO OPEN IT YOU NINKEMBOT! YOU STUPO! YOU MISERABLE MESS OF MICROCHIPS!
Grounder: *rolls off* I'm doing better. He didn't call me a hopeless hunk of junk. ;D
Robotnik: And make it FAST, you hopeless hunk of junk!!
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Post by Pete on Feb 2, 2006 19:17:14 GMT
Peter: Hey Lois, can you grab me a beer?...Lois?
Chris: Dad, I think she went out.
Peter: Alright then you be Lois.
Chris: Okay.
Peter: Hey Lois, can you get me a be...oh my God, you've really let yourself go!
Chris: Well maybe if you bought me some nice clothes once in a while!
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Post by Blizz on Feb 2, 2006 19:32:35 GMT
Chris: "Boobies!" Lois: "Stop it Chris. I'm sure glad to be out of there." Peter: "You said it Lois, what those people are doing just ain't natural." Chris: "Boobies!" Lois: "I'm warning you young man..." Meg: "I don't know what the big deal is, I thought they were nice!" Chris: "Boobies!" Lois: "Peter!" Peter: "Do it." *everyone puts on dark glasses except Chris, as Lois zaps him with a Neuralizer* Lois: "Did you have fun at the circus today Chris?" Chris: "Elephants are bigger in person!"
Stewie: "He...Hey, wh-wh-what're you doin man, it's-it's rude to the....people." Brian: "You're drunk." Stewie: "You're sexy!"
Old man: "See ya in the funny papers!" *zooms off on scooter* Grim: "Actually I'll be seeing you next week Mr Teetermeyer!"
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Post by Pete on Feb 2, 2006 19:42:39 GMT
Chris: "Boobies!" Lois: "Stop it Chris. I'm sure glad to be out of there." Peter: "You said it Lois, what those people are doing just ain't natural." Chris: "Boobies!" Lois: "I'm warning you young man..." Meg: "I don't know what the big deal is, I thought they were nice!" Chris: "Boobies!" Lois: "Peter!" Peter: "Do it." *everyone puts on dark glasses except Chris, as Lois zaps him with a Neuralizer* Lois: "Did you have fun at the circus today Chris?" Chris: "Elephants are bigger in person!" " Damn it, that was the very quote I was going for, but I couldn't find it, so I opted for the one above Chris: I'm so hungry I could ride a horse. I don't get it. Well, I could ride it to the store, I guess. Peter: (Walks out of the bathroom and wanders into another room. He walks into the room and walks behind the bed. We find out that this is Chris' room.) Hey, you still awake, Lois honey? (Peter lays down into Chris' bed.) Chris: Dad? Peter: That's right, I'm your daddy. Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh. Don't talk, Lois, don't talk. Just let me do all the work. Yeah...now feel my warm breath on the nape of your neck. My hands on your big soft boobs...running down your big man-like chest. (Peter jumps up.) Holy crap, It's Chris!! Uhh...Uhh...So, uhh...How ya doin'? You do all your homework? Chris: (nods his head.) Peter: Finish all your subjects? Chrisb: Yes, sir. Peterb: Good, just uhh, just checkin'. (Backs towards the door.) Have a good night son. (Walks down the hall.) Peterb: You still awake honey? Stewieb: What the deuce?
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on Feb 2, 2006 19:54:44 GMT
Luke: Okay, I'm gonna make a quick incision here and we should be all done, Mrs. Wilson.
Obi-Wan: Luke, use the Force.
Luke: Really? Cuz I was just gonna...
Obi-Wan: Use-Use the Force...
Luke: *sigh* Okay.
*Luke uses the Force and his lightsaber impales Mrs. Wilson's eye*
Mrs. Wilson: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Luke: Are you happy?
Obi-Wan: I've never been happy.
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Post by Blizz on Feb 2, 2006 21:21:00 GMT
Puppy: "I swing my sword and ballsack around!" *rolls dice* "Alright! I rolled a 1! What happened!" Cat: "You chopped your nuts off. And because of Bunny's spell, you're happy about it!" Puppy: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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Post by Turbocharge on Feb 3, 2006 21:28:14 GMT
Puppy: "I swing my sword and ballsack around!" *rolls dice* "Alright! I rolled a 1! What happened!" Cat: "You chopped your nuts off. And because of Bunny's spell, you're happy about it!" Puppy: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" That's the most terrifying thing I've ever heard. O.o Best quote ever: *group of players are discussing strategies for an instance. Just as they are nearing the end, one of the player who was AFK returns...* Leeroy: All right, Chums, let's do this! LEEEEEEEROOOOOY JEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIINS! *runs inside* * the guild stands motoinless...* Guild Leader: Oh my god, he just ran in!Ahh, the leeroy vid. MMO comedy at it's finest.
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Post by supersonicjim on Feb 3, 2006 21:42:01 GMT
Puppy: "I swing my sword and ballsack around!" *rolls dice* "Alright! I rolled a 1! What happened!" Cat: "You chopped your nuts off. And because of Bunny's spell, you're happy about it!" Puppy: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" That's the most terrifying thing I've ever heard. O.o Best quote ever: *group of players are discussing strategies for an instance. Just as they are nearing the end, one of the player who was AFK returns...* Leeroy: All right, Chums, let's do this! LEEEEEEEROOOOOY JEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIINS! *runs inside* * the guild stands motoinless...* Guild Leader: Oh my god, he just ran in!Ahh, the leeroy vid. MMO comedy at it's finest. Fake, show stategies that is.
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Post by Samface on Feb 3, 2006 21:43:09 GMT
I'm quite impressed we got to page 5 before someone mentioned Leeroy.
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on Feb 3, 2006 21:55:39 GMT
Mr. Simpson, I don't use the word 'hero' very often... but you are the greatest hero in American history. - Lionel Hutz
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Post by The Tikal who had no Toes on Feb 3, 2006 23:09:59 GMT
Puppy: "I swing my sword and ballsack around!" *rolls dice* "Alright! I rolled a 1! What happened!" Cat: "You chopped your nuts off. And because of Bunny's spell, you're happy about it!" Puppy: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Is that from Ret@rded Baby Animals?
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Post by Turbocharge on Feb 3, 2006 23:15:25 GMT
That's the most terrifying thing I've ever heard. O.o Best quote ever: *group of players are discussing strategies for an instance. Just as they are nearing the end, one of the player who was AFK returns...* Leeroy: All right, Chums, let's do this! LEEEEEEEROOOOOY JEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIINS! *runs inside* * the guild stands motoinless...* Guild Leader: Oh my god, he just ran in!Ahh, the leeroy vid. MMO comedy at it's finest. Fake, show stategies that is. Of course it is. The only thing funnier that the video itself is the people who think that it's real. ;D
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Post by Dave on Feb 4, 2006 9:30:07 GMT
I think everyone should say their favourite Samface quotes.
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Post by Samface on Feb 4, 2006 14:26:34 GMT
I think everyone should say their favourite Samface quotes. I heartily endorse this event or product.
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Post by Blizz on Feb 4, 2006 15:15:34 GMT
Is that from Ret@rded Baby Animals? Yeppers. "That's because you're such a star yourself that you're.... er.... Oh sod it. You smell." - Samface *all are eating a giant poo pie* Cat: "Don't you all want more out of life?" Puppy: "Cat, we're retards okay? You need to stop using your head for things other than sticking up your own hiney-hole." Bunny: "I want to be a movie star someday. This is delicious by the way, when did I eat peanuts?" Hamster: "I want to be an astronaut and save Earth from being armageddoned by meteor-things." Puppy: "I just wanna [censored] everything. But I estimate I've only [censored]ed about 18% of Earth so far." Donkey: "Have you [censored]ed your pie?" Puppy: "I [censored]ed everybody's pie Donkey."
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Post by unikron on Feb 4, 2006 15:34:36 GMT
"Look at these idiot kids! 'Sid Vicious' ...What the HELL is so goddamned awesome about Sid Vicious?! Is it his lack of talent as a musician, or maybe his awesome drug habbit?" "Do you think idiot girls would still worship him if he was still alive?" (Cuts to Sid Vicious if he was still alive. Old, balding, covered in filth, sweating, and stinking) Random sk8r punk girl: OMG PUNX!!1111one
(Sees a kid wearing a GG Allin t-shirt) "Nice shirt dumbass. And by 'nice shirt' I mean 'You're a dumbass' dumbass." "Screw you, man. GG Allin was PUNX." ".....First of all, GG Allin was a circus freak monkey with a microphone, not a performer. Cutting yourself and flinging [censored] around, does not make you a singer." "Thats because you're a poser." "You're 12." "And you're an ageist." "I'd HATE to go to a gig where they would be a chance of the singer either beating me up, or me coming into contact with the singers waste." "That's because you're a poser. or PUNX." "Stop saying PUNX. You mean to say you'd happily go to a gig fully knowing there's a chance someone could throw their [censored] at you?" "yeah. Because I'm PUNX." "Wait here." (......) "Oh [censored]!" (Kid has [censored] thrown at him)
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on Feb 4, 2006 15:48:19 GMT
I hate that hedgehog. I hate him! I hate him! HATE HIM! Hate! Hate! HATE! HAAAAATE!! - Dr. Robotnik, SatAM
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Post by unikron on Feb 4, 2006 16:06:56 GMT
"When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down and yelled up to the heavens, "Why me god?" and God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off." -Stephen King.
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