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Post by Zerolus on Apr 1, 2011 19:51:45 GMT
Urahara: "Huh? You look so tired. What's wrong?" Kon: "What do you think? You woke me up!" Urahara: "But it was such an elegant way to be woken up, wasn't it?" Kon: "Elegant!? A violent attack accompanied by a little french isn't my idea of elegance!" *Flashback. Urahara elbows a sleeping Kon in the gut* Urahara: "BONJOUR!"
Dordoni: "WHAT'S THAT LOOK FOR?!" Ichigo: "Well, I-" Dordoni: "WHAT IS THAT?! WHAT'S THAT LOOK FOR?!" Ichigo: "Yeah, I heard you the first time." Dordoni: "You witnessed Dordoni's grand entance and yet-" Ichigo: "Grand? You fell on your face." Dordoni: "-You feign composure!" Ichigo: "I'm not feigning. I'm actually composed."
Dordoni: "NOW BRACE YOURSELF, SOUL REAPER, FOR ARRANCAR NO. 103, DORDONI, IS GOING TO CRUSH YOU RIGHT NOW!" Ichigo: "One hundred and three? Isn't that number kind of high?" Nel: "Yeah." Ichigo: "Don't Arrancars usually have two digits?" Nel: "Yeah. It should be a two-digit number. I've never heard of one with three digits." Dordoni: "HEY! WHAT ARE YOU TWO WHISPERING ABOUT?!" Ichigo & Nel: ...... Dordoni: "HUH?! DON'T LOOK AT ME WITH PITY!"
Ichigo: "Quiet. Stop yelling, Don Panini." Dordoni: "It's Dordoni! Do I look like a delicious sandwich!?"
Cirucci: "Hmph. Who's the guy in white? Are you a termite?" Pesche: "What?! A t-termite?! How rude! I'm a stag beetle!" Uryu: "Does it matter?" Pesche: Of course it does! Stag beetles are shiny and black! They're cool!" Uryu: "But you're all in white." Pesche: "So are you! You're wearing white from head to foot!" Uryu: "There's nothing wrong with white! I take pride in my whites!" Pesche: "Err... Pride in your whites? You sound like detergent commercial." Uryu: "Are you looking for a fight?"
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Post by Blizz on Apr 1, 2011 23:06:44 GMT
Lund: "You know, your coat is kinda a brownish colour..." Mal: "It was on sale." *sips drink* Lund: "You didn't toast. You know, I'm thinkin' you one of 'em In'e'pen'ents." Mal: "And I'm thinkin' you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling. So why don't we just ignore each other until we go away?" Lund: "The In'e'pen'ents were a bunch of inbred, cowardly piss-pots. Should've been killed off of every world spinnin'." Mal: "Say that to my face." Lund: "I said you're a coward and a piss-pot. Now what are you gonna do about it?" Mal: "...Nothing. I just wanted you to face me so she could get behind you." Zoe: *knocks Lund out with rifle butt* Mal: "Drunks are so cute."
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on Apr 5, 2011 11:07:36 GMT
Since Marvel vs. Capcom 3 has a one-on-one event now, I've started compiling the characters' victory texts. Here's what I've done so far.
Jill Valentine Generic #1: You don't scare me at all. Generic #2: Target has been immobilized. Returning to base. Generic #3: Even three of you can't take one of me down. Generic #4: You are a threat to my mission and must be eliminated. Generic #5: Must... break... free... Generic #6: Gyah! I don't... know... any Chris...! VS. Chris: You are beaten, Chris Redfield. Now you too will serve Wesker. VS. Wesker: This has been a long time coming, Wesker. VS. Shuma-Gorath: You're not one of Wesker's B.O.W.'s. What are you? VS. Super-Skrull: The alien life-form has been immobilized. Returning to the laboratory with tissue samples.
Taskmaster Generic #1: Consider this lesson on the house. You wanna fight again, it's gonna cost ya. Generic #2: You wanna be a big leaguer? You got the cash, I can make it happen. Generic #3: I got whatcha call photographic reflexes. Anything you do, I can do. Only better! Generic #4: You fight like a loser! I'm not even gonna bother stealing your moves! Generic #5: Give me six months and $99,999.99 and I'll train you up from a zero into a world-class merc! Generic #6: I can use Captain America's shield, fight like Iron Fist and move like Daredevil. Simply put, I'm awesome! VS. Viper: You got a lotta nice weapons there, toots. Don't mind if I help myself to 'em, do ya? VS. Cap: Thanks for the new slogan, Capitano. “Taskmaster: He beat the crap outta Cap!” VS. Ameterasu: Now there's one doggie that got put to sleep! VS. Deadpool: I told ya a hundred times! You can't work for me 'cuz killing my students is bad for business!
Captain America Generic #1: Justice will always prevail as long as I'm around! Generic #2: As long as freedom may be threatened, I must follow my destiny... wherever it may lead. Generic #3: The Avengers' rules have always been about saving lives... whatever it takes! Generic #4: I consider it my duty and an honor to fight for justice! Generic #5: Good work, soldier. But not good enough to defeat me. Generic #6: I will always fight for what's right-- no matter what! VS. Viper: S.H.I.E.L.D. could use an agent of your skill. One with a little more training, anyway. VS. Thor: Sometimes men can do extraordinary things. Even topple their gods. VS. Iron Man: There's a reason why they call me the First Avenger. And don't you forget it! VS. Haggar: A true leader would only use violence as a last resort.
Thor Generic #1: Odin will be pleased. Generic #2: Behold! I am Thor – God of Thunder, Son of Odin and Defender of Asgard! Generic #3: Those foolish enough to challenge Thor shall learn to regret their decision. Generic #4: I've fought battles like this when Midgard was but a babe. Thou were a fool to challenge me! Generic #5: Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor. I am he. Generic #6: Asgardians and Midgardians alike can rest easy knowing that Thor is their eternal guardian. VS. Storm: 'Tis one thing to call upon the thunder. 'Tis another to be its god. VS. Amaterasu: Thou art a courageous god. The inhabitants of Nippon are truly blessed to have you as their guardian. VS. Phoenix: Ye be a fiery woman with spirit to match the bravest Asgardian! Alas, your skills fell short. VS. Morrigan: Should Hela, the Goddess of Death, ever need a replacement, thou wouldst be a fine choice.
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Post by ShayMay on Apr 8, 2011 13:56:50 GMT
"It looks like a [censored]ing ankle-biter, I'm gonnae stand on it's heid!" ~ Slender Man on Lillipup
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on Apr 8, 2011 14:40:22 GMT
More MvC3 text quotes.
Albert Wesker Generic #1: Oh my, new test subjects? Thank you for volunteering. Generic #2: Now if you'll excuse me, I have a world to saturate... Generic #3: No, I don't need a partner, but I do need a couple of lapdogs. Interested in auditioning? Generic #4: This is the end of humanity and the start of a new world order! Generic #5: Everything is going to plan. I will be a god. Generic #6: A new age will begin, and it will require a god. VS. MODOK: I do so look forward to dissecting that ridiculously large brain of yours. VS. Jill: You are quite a remarkable test subject. You will serve me well for a long, long time. Hahahahaha! VS. Chris: Don't worry, Chris. You can die in peace knowing the world has a new god to watch over it. VS. Doom: There's only room on this planet for one true mastermind!
M.O.D.O.K. Generic #1: I'm a Mental Organism Designed Only for Killing... and that's what I do. Generic #2: I've already taken every possibility into account and created a contingency for it. Generic #3: All in this world are beneath me and must perish because of it. Generic #4: They once called me M.O.D.O.C... but I'd much rather be “killing” than “computing”. Generic #5: You have been bested by the world's greatest – and biggest – mind! Generic #6: Clearly you lack my intelligence, or you would've realized only a humiliating defeat awaited you. VS. Himself: Never again will I forget to lobotomise one of my clones. VS. Wesker: I must admit, I do like some of the work you've done in bio-engineering. It has... potential. VS. Joe: It pains me to hurt one with such a large cranium, but your verbosity left me no choice. VS. Sentinel: Stick to hunting mutants. Humans are your masters, and I am the master of all humans!
Zero Generic #1: I'm not arrogant, but I don't make mistakes. I just cut down my enemies. Generic #2: You're too slow! I read and analysed all of your moves before you even got close to me. Generic #3: You can't even lay a single scratch on me. Move on before you get hurt. Generic #4: Did you really think I'd fall for those gimmicks? Gimme a break! Generic #5: Nothing to worry about. It's just another mission. Generic #6: Mavericks are a blight on the world, and it's my job to eradicate them! VS. Tron: It'll take more than an army of Reploid-wannabe servants to best me! VS. Sentinel: I'll hunt down Mavericks no matter where you hide! That is my duty as a Maverick Hunter! VS. Arthur: You call that a sword? VS. Super-Skrull: I enjoy battling worthy opponents such as you. It keeps me on my toes and makes me that much more efficient.
Chun-Li Generic #1: I fight for my beliefs. That's why I'll never lose! Generic #2: They don't call me the strongest woman in the world for nothing! Generic #3: You can't beat me with just brute strength. Go ahead and try! Generic #4: You know what your problem is? You lack flexibility. Time for you to hit the gym! Generic #5: If only Bison was so easily beaten. Generic #6: I'll root out evil wherever I find it. Count on it! VS. Thor: Tall, blonde, handsome... You're my type of guy! But do you have to carry that hammer around everywhere? VS. Doom: Your diplomatic immunity's gone, Doom! Now you'll pay for all your dealings with Shadaloo and S.I.N.! VS. Viper: I don't care who you work for: don't get in Interpol's way! VS. She-Hulk: I'm glad I'm not the only woman out there fighting for justice... literally!
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Post by Zerolus on Apr 9, 2011 21:15:36 GMT
Urahara: *Gives Kon a Power Ranger-like morpher* "Here, put this on and press the button. You're gonna love it." Kon: "...Fine. Transform-" Urahara: "Oh! Can you please say 'career change'? It's designed to electrocute you if say anything else." Kon: "Wh-WHAT!?"
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on Apr 10, 2011 10:51:42 GMT
DormammuGeneric #1: What hope do you have against one who wields the dark magicks? Generic #2: And now the time has come to let the Mindless Ones loose. Generic #3: Resistance will avail you nothing! I lay claim to all that I see! Generic #4: I will destroy all who cross me! Generic #5: Fear me! I am lord of the Dark Dimension. I am Dormammu! Generic #6: If you're the best this dimension has to offer, consider this world already mine! VS. Shuma: Fair warning... I'm coming for the Chaos Dimension next! VS. Doom: Your crude understanding of the rudimentary dark arts is infantile. VS. Trish: Hahahahaha! You are but a demon's toy and do not deserve the freedom you have! VS Dante: As you can see, not all demons are created equal. Stick to fighting Mundus, boy. Shuma-GorathGeneric #1: Chaos is everything, and Shuma-Gorath is a fractal of chaos. Generic #2: Everything in this world will be devoured by chaos, and then become a part of me. Generic #3: Even in the darkest shadows I can always see you! Generic #4: How do you expect to win a fight with only two arms? Generic #5: Time and space are meaningless to one such as I! Generic #6: There was no Shuma-Gorath before me, and there shall be none after! VS. Dormammu: I'll be sure to send your regards to Stephen Strange after I've choked the very life from him. VS. Ammy: You are not worthy to call yourself the protector of this realm. VS. Hsien-ko: As a bride to one of the Old Ones you would have been given many dimensions as a dowry. VS. Deadpool: I did not appreciate being called “calimari”. And what is this “dipping sauce” you keep referring to? TrishGeneric #1: All those people to fight one lady? At least you didn't underestimate me. Generic #2: Gloria? Who are you talking about? I never heard of the girl. Generic #3: Aren't you a bold one. How long can you last? Generic #4: If you thought that was rough, try fighting me when I'm not in a good mood. Generic #5: Yeah, I'm actually a demonspawn from Hell. But I'm really not such a bad girl when you get to know me. Generic #6: VS. Dante: Now we know who wears the pants in the relationship. VS. Akuma: As a former demon myself, I gotta ask you: Is this really the life you want for yourself? VS. Morrigan: I don't care if you're a queen, princess, or a court jester. You still lost, and that's gotta hurt. VS. Arthur: Don't worry about it. Even good guys blow it. DanteGeneric #1: Wow, that was one hell of a party! Good thing loser pays for the damages. Generic #2: ~Yawn~ Huh? Is it over already? But I just woke up! Generic #3: I hope for your sake you have some redeeming qualities other than fighting. Generic #4: Oh man, I'm starving! Where's my pizza? Generic #5: Hey look! The three stooges came out to play! Generic #6: Demons, superhumans. Meh, same crap, different day. VS. Deadpool: Sometimes you just gotta out-crazy the crazies if you wanna beat them. VS. Trish: C'mon, Trish. You'll have to do better to beat the most stylish, hottest demon hunter around. VS. Dormammu: You gotta be Mundus' cousin or something, no? Got an aunt on Satan's side, maybe? VS. Morrigan: Mmm, baby, I love it when a girl gets violent! EDIT: Bugger, forgot I hadn't got one of Trish's. Does anyone know the missing one?
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Post by Blizz on Apr 10, 2011 19:08:33 GMT
TV: "Coming up next: Rolf takes a look at the work of Tracey Emin, in which he has a wee on a tent and tries to pass it off as art, in Rolf On Art." Lothar: "Oh, not THAT pervert." Eastwood: "You mean beloved bi-national treasure, Rolf Harris?" Lothar: "Yeah. Filthy [censored]. Think about it: in one song, he calls himself 'Jake the Peg'." Eastwood: "Diddle liddle liddle lum." Lothar: "Shush. The point is, he's singing about his third leg, AKA, his penis. And there's the one about two kids masturbating." Eastwood: "'Two little boys with two little toys?!'" Lothar: "Yeah. And then there's 'tie me kangaroo down, sport' which is code for bondage if I ever heard it. And they let this guy star in kids' shows. Bit of a giveaway if you ask me." Rolf: "Let's see how John's doing with his animation, eh? How ya gettin' on, mate?" John: "Have a look, Rolf!" Rolf: "You smell like sunshine and happiness." John: "What?" Eastwood: "You know what? [censored] you. The Flintstones thing was weird, but this? No, Lothar. Just NO. [censored] this. I'm going for a walk to get away from you, you freak." Virus: "What was that all about?" Lothar: "Say Virus, you ever wonder about Rolf Harris?"
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on Apr 11, 2011 21:21:09 GMT
Cataline Stone: [sigh] I'm exhausted. Ben Carpenter: Yeah, me too. But you know I'm really wired. What do you say I... take you home and eat your pussy.
XD
The way John Barrowman says that so casually is friggin' hilarious. ;D
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Post by ShayMay on Apr 11, 2011 21:35:55 GMT
It's the fact that she actually accepts that gets me. I mean, does that work? Is that how to get girls?
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Post by Blizz on Apr 20, 2011 18:17:25 GMT
Sarah: "Well, what are you waiting for?" Doctor: "Just touch these two strands together, and the Daleks are finished.... Have I that right?" Sarah: "To destroy the Daleks? You can't doubt it!" Doctor: "But I do. You see, some things could be better with the Daleks. Many future worlds will become allies, just because of their fear of the Daleks." Sarah: "It-it isn't like that...!" Doctor: "But the final responsibility is mine....and mine alone... Listen: If someone who knew the future pointed out a child to you, and told you that that child would grow up to be totally evil, to be a ruthless dictator who would destroy millions of lives, could you then kill that child?" Sarah: "...We're talking about the Daleks, the most evil creatures ever invented. You MUST destroy them! You must complete your mission for the Time Lords!" Doctor: "Do I have the right? Simply touch one wire against the other, and that's it, the Daleks cease to exist. Hundreds of millions of people, thousands of generations can live without fear, in peace, and never even know the word 'Dalek.'" Sarah: "Then why wait? If it was a disease or some sort of bacteria you would destroy, you wouldn't hesitate." Doctor: "But if I kill, wipe out a whole intelligent life form, then I become like them. I'd be no better than the Daleks."
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Post by Zerolus on Apr 26, 2011 1:02:22 GMT
Sten: "The Blight. How will you end it?" The Warden: "I thought we'd ask the darkspawn to please leave."
The Warden: "Why did you come to Ferelden?" Sten: "To answer a question." The Warden: "What was the question?" Sten: "The Arishok wanted to know "what is the Blight?" By his leave, I am now here." The Warden: "Don't you have to report back then?" Sten: "Yes." The Warden: "Well, I can see you're right on top of that." Sten: "I cannot go home." The Warden: "I'm sorry." Sten: "Thank you."
The Warden: "What were you doing in that cage?" Sten: "Standing." The Warden: "Very funny." Sten: "Thank you." The Warden: "You're impossible!" Sten: "I know. Shall we move on?" The Warden: "Let's go."
Morrigan: "Stop staring at my breasts! 'Tis most disturbing!"
Shale: "Go on, order me to do something." The Warden: "What? Why?" Shale: "Oh, go on. It'll be fun." The Warden: "All right. Attack Alistair." Alistair: "Hey!"
The Warden: "All right. Give Zevran a hug."
The Warden: "All right. Toss Oghren as far as you can. Oghren: "Hey! No dwarf tossing!"
Morrigan: "Ugh. It is leering at me again."
Alistair: "Your marbari hound almost took my hand off! He snapped at me, look!" The Warden: "Good boy. Teach that silly Alistair a lesson." Dog: [Growls] Alistair: "Sometimes I forget he's a pure-blood Marbari. That'll teach me."
Sten: "I have been mistaken." The Warden: "I know."
Nathenial: "If it isn't the great Hero of Ferelden. Aren't you supposed to be ten-feet tall with lightning bolts shooting out of your eyes?" The Warden: "The darkspawn probably think so."
Shale: "He did so love fondling that control rod. He'd hold on to so much that his wife actually threatened to toss it out into the lake. Ha! I would've liked to have seen that."
The Warden: "Whilhem never told you?" Shale: "Nooo. I would ask and ask, but noooooo. Eventually he promised me that so long as I was a good little golem and didn't talk back at his wife, he'd take me there someday. Rotten lying [censored]. If I had his head in my hands right now I'd squeeze it like a lemon. Squuuiiisshhh."
Owen: "I want a promise! Promise that you'll bring her back to me, that she'll be safe!" Morrigan: "You are asking a great deal, you wretched little man." The Warden: "I promise you; I'll find her." Owen: "I'll accept that. It's something to hope for, at least." Morrigan: "Ooooh, how lovely. Shall we next rescue kittens from trees?" Sten: "Is this a promise we shall not keep?"
Shepard: "What do you think of the people we're picking up?" Joker: "Well, about the ones you went out with last..."
"Jacob is just way too nice a guy for the number of ways he knows how to kill somebody."
"I wouldn't say anything against Miranda, and not expect to survive the reprisal."
"No surprise to see Mordin act all superior to everyone else, like he got Tenure at FU."
"It's great to see that Garrus has finally worked that stick out of his butt, but now it's like he's trying to beat people to death with it."
"I'm not saying anything about Jack, I'm not stupid."
"Grunt is... not a stabilizing element, Commander."
"Thane seems like the quiet, sensitive, murdering type. Those are always great to have around. Real cuddler."
"Samara feels like she could shoot me in a very tranquil way... Which doesn't make me feel any less comfortable about it."
"Well, I've always liked Tali, so let's just move on."
"Having Legion around is just... begging for a rifle up your ass. Without the sweet talk."
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on May 2, 2011 11:13:11 GMT
My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic Quotes (You all knew this would be coming one day!) Twilight: Spike, take a note please. To the Princess... Spike: Okey-dokey. Twilight: My Dearest Teacher, My continuing studies into pony magic have led me to discover that we are on the precipice of disaster.Spike: Hold on. Pressir... presia...? Twilight: Threshold? Spike: Nyehh... Twilight: Brink? Spike: Twilight: *sigh* That something really bad is about to happen! Spike: Maybe the ponies of Ponyville have interesting things to talk about. C'mon, Twilight, just try. Twilight: *to Pinkie Pie* Umm.... hello? Pinkie Pie: *flees* Twilight: ....Well that was interesting, all right. >_> Pinkie Pie: Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie and I threw this surprise welcome party just for you! Were you surprised? Huh huh huh? Twilight: Very surprised. Libraries are supposed to be quiet. -_- Pinkie Pie: That's silly! What kind of welcoming party would it be if it were quiet? Duh! Booor-ing! You see, I saw you you when you first got here, remember? You were all "Hello" and I was all remember? See I never saw you before and if I never saw you before then you must be new, because I know everypony, and I mean EVERYPONY in Ponyville, and if you're new then you must not have met anyone yet and if you haven't met anyone then you must not have any friends and if you don't have any friends then you must be lonely and that made me so sad So I had an idea and that's why I went and then I decided to throw this super-duper-super-spectacular welcoming party and invited everypony in Ponyville! See? And now you have lots and lots of friends! ;D Twilight: O__o Pinkie Pie: Isn't this exciting? Are you excited cuz I'm excited I don't think I've ever been so excited, except for when I saw you walking into town and I went but really what could top that!? Mayor: PRINCESS CELESTIA! *fanfare and curtains are pulled, Celestia doesn't appear* Twilight: This can't be good. Mayor: Remain calm, everypony. There must be a reasonable explanation for this. Pinkie Pie: Ooh, I LOVE guessing games! Is she hiding? *looks around* Rarity: She's GONE! *Crowd gasps* Pinkie Pie: She's gooood! Nightmare Moon: Don't you know who I am? Pinkie Pie: Ooh! More guessing games! Let's see... Hokey Smokes! No, how about Queen Meanie? Ooh! Black Schemie! Black Schemie! ;D Twilight: I read all about the prediction of Nightmare Moon. Some mysterious objects called the Elements of Harmony are the only things that can stop her. But I don't know where they are or how to find them. I don't even know what they do! Pinkie Pie: 'Elements of Harmony: A Reference Guide.' Twilight: How did you find that? Pinkie Pie: IT WAS UNDER E-EEEE! ;D Twilight: Oh... -_- Pinkie Pie: *laughs at scary trees* Twilight: Pinkie, what are you doing? RUN! Pinkie Pie: Oh girls, don't you see? When I was a little filly and the sun was going do-o-o-ownTwilight: Tell me she's not- The darkness and the shadows, they Would always make me fro-o-o-ownRarity: She is. I'd hide under my pillow From what I thought I saw But Granny Pie said that wasn't the way To deal with fears at allRainbow: Then what is? She said Pinkie! You gotta stand up tall Learn to face your fears You'll see that they can't hurt you Just laugh and make them disappear
Ha. Ha. Ha! ;D
Sooo Giggle at the ghosties Guffaw at the grossly Crack up at the creepy Whoop it up with the weepy Chortle at the pukey Snortle at the spooky And-tell-that-big-dumb-scary-face-to-take-a-hike-and-leave-you-alone-and-if-he-thinks-he-can-scare-you-then-he's-got-another-thing-coming-and-the-very-idea-of-such-a-thing-just-make-you-wanna...hahahaha...laugh!
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Post by Blizz on May 3, 2011 18:28:34 GMT
Amy: "Who the hell are you?" Future Amy: "I'm you, from your future." Doctor: "Tell me, exactly what's happened?" Future Amy: "Well, the exterior shell of the TARDIS has drifted forwards in time. If you step into the box now, you step into the control room a tiny bit into the past." Amy: "I don't understand." Future Amy: "Neither do I." Amy: "But you just said it!" Future Amy: "No, I'm just repeating it. I'm just remembering what I heard myself saying when I was standing where you are now and repeating it, I'm just repeating this too, and this...and this..." Amy: "Ohh, I still don't understand." Future Amy: "You still don't..." Doctor: "OK, when does this Amy step inside the box? We need to maintain the timeline." Future Amy: "Ah, as soon as she's slapped Rory." Amy: "OK." Rory: "Ah. No. Why do I get slapped?" Doctor: "Because we have to stick to the established chain of events. One mistake and the whole thing could collapse, we'd end with two Amy Ponds forever and THEN what would you do?" Rory: *ponders for a second and suggestively looks at Amy* Amy: "Oh!" *slaps Rory* Doctor: "OK, you, into the police box now." Amy: "What, and then I become her?" Doctor: "Yes, go, go, go!" Amy: "Do I really look like that?" Future Amy: "Yeah. Yeah, you do." Amy: "Mmm.... I'd give you your driving licence." Future Amy: "Mmm, I bet you would..." Doctor: "Oh, this is how it all ends. Pond, flirting with herself, true love at last. Oh. Sorry, Rory." Rory: "Absolutely no problem at all...."
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on May 3, 2011 20:13:45 GMT
Twilight: Fluttershy, not you too! Fluttershy: Oh, Twilight! I hope you don't mind but we're all doing a little spring cleaning for you. Twilight: It's summer. -_- Fluttershy: Well, better late than never, right? It was Angel's idea. *looks to her rabbit* Angel: Twilight: You're not doing this for my extra gala ticket, are you? Fluttershy: Oh, no! I'm doing this because you're my very best friend. ^__^ Right, Angel? Angel: Fluttershy: Oh. Yes, we are just doing this for the ticket. ^__^ Applejack: Miss Mayor *yawns* thank y' kindly fer this here award... thingy. *looks at her reflection in the trophy* So bright an' shiny and... huh, heh heh. Ah sure do look funneh. Whooo-whooo! Pinkie Pie: *joins in whooing* Whooo-whooo-whooo! Twilight: Ooo-kay. Well thank you, Applejack, for saving us all from that scary stampede and for always being there for everypony. Applejack: *yawns* Yup, ah like helpin' th' pony folks... an' stuff. *falls asleep on stage* Huh-what? Oh. Thanks! *drags trophy away* Twilight: Is it just me or did Applejack seem a little-? Rainbow: Tired? Fluttershy: Sleepy? Rarity: Messy? Well, did you see her mane? Pinkie Pie: She seemed fine to me. Whooo whooo! ;D Pinkie Pie: Alrighty, I'll get the sugar and the eggs. Can you get me some chocolate chips? Applejack: *in exhausted haze* Huh? What was that now? Pinkie Pie: *AJ's POV* Chawk-llut CHiPS.Applejack: Chips? Got it. Tater chips, all salty an' dry... hokey-dokey. *pours crisps into bowl* Whut next? Pinkie Pie: *AJ's POV* BAY-keeng SodAApplejack: Soda? Perfect, that'll get the tater chips nice an' wet. *pours cola into bowl* Now whut? Pinkie Pie: A cup of flour. Applejack: A cuppa sour? Lemon's are sure sour. Cuppa sour comin' up. *pours in lemon juice* Anythin' else? Pinkie Pie: Wheatgerm. Applejack: Wheatworms!? Oh, that must be fancy talk for earthworms! *digs up some worms* Pinkie Pie: Now that's gonna be delicious! ;D Applejack: If you say so... O__o Twilight: What happened!? Nurse: There was a mishap with some of the baked goods. Pinkie Pie: No... not baked goods... baked bads! *is sick*
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Post by Beeth on May 4, 2011 17:56:20 GMT
"The bloody, BLOODY, bloody, bloody, bloody, bloody, BLOODY, bloody, bloody, bloody, bloody, bleedin', bloody, bloody, bloody, bloody, bloody, bloody apprentice! It's, the bloody, apprentice. In comes, the most important man, of the day. Sir Alan Sugar's on television."
Alan Sugar, Cassetteboy vs. The Bloody Apprentice
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on May 4, 2011 21:14:14 GMT
Twilight: There's nothing wrong with being talented, is there? Applejack: Nuthin' at all. 'Scept when somebody goes showin' it off like a school-filly with fancy new ribbons. Rarity: Just because one has the ability to perform lots of magic does not make them better than the rest of us. Rainbow: Especially when you got me around being better than the rest of us! ;D Snips: The great and powerful Trixie vanquished an Ursa Major! Can your Twilight claim that? Spike: Oh really? Were you guys actually there? Snips: Um, well, uh, no, but- Spike: But nothing! The proof is in the pudding! Snails: Dur hur hur hur... I LIKE PUDDING. ;D Spike: ....Look, unless an Ursa Major comes waltzing up the street for Trixie to vanquish, I'm not gonna believe a word she says and neither should you. Snips: Hmmm, an Ursa waltzing up the street, eh? Snails, you thinking what I'm thinking? Snails: Duh, why is it called a flea market when they don't sell fleas?
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Post by The Shad on May 5, 2011 11:45:27 GMT
Thor: SIT THINE FIVE DOLLAR ASS DOWN BEFORE I MAKE CHANGE OF IT!
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on May 5, 2011 14:24:48 GMT
Thor: SIT THINE FIVE DOLLAR ASS DOWN BEFORE I MAKE CHANGE OF IT! Tell me he doesn't actually say that in the movie... Applejack: The Everfree Forest just ain't natural. The plants grow... Fluttershy: Animals care for themselves... Rainbow Dash: And the clouds move... All: ALL ON THEIR OWN! D: Rarity: Ohhh...*faints* Pinkie Pie: And that wicked enchantress Zecora lives there doing her evil... stuff! Why, she's so evil, I wrote a song about her! Rainbow Dash: Here we go... >_> She's an evil enchantress She does evil dances If you look deep in her eyes Then she'll put you in trances Then what will she do? She'll mix up an evil brew Then she'll gobble you UP In a big tasty stew Sooo WATCH OUT!!*pants* Twilight: Catchy... Pinkie Pie: It's a work in progress. *After all the ponies are "cursed"* Spike: This is hilarious! ;D Look at all of you! We got "Hairity", "Rainbow Crash", "Spittie Pie", "Appletini", "Flutterguy", and... *looks at Twilight* I got nuthin'. Come on, Twilight Sparkle? I got nothing to work with...
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Post by sonic500 on May 6, 2011 10:09:06 GMT
Some Dr. Perry Cox quotes from scrubs:
Rant 1 We are short staffed today because Kelso has volunteered all of you scut-monkeys for some psychologist’s research project — give me a break — which means, of course, you won’t be helping patients. Instead…oh, you’ll be blabbering about your feelings and what it’s like working in the hospital, and how that affects your personal lives…and: Wah. Wah. Wah.
Rant 2 suppose I could riff a list of things that I care as little about as our last week together. Lemme see, uhh…. Low-carb diets. Michael Moore. The Republican National Convention. Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products. Hi-def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hot spots, ‘The O.C.’, the U.N., recycling, getting Punk’d, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys. Jeff, that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much! The Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host! Everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything everything everything everything everything everything–eve–everything that exists — past, present and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions. Oh! And Hugh Jackman.
Rant 3 I need you to extubate the young fellow in 304 and start an insulin drip on Mrs. Adler for the third time this month — God bless diabetics who continue to drink — oh, and Lassie! In response to the bestiality rumors circulating about you, I’ve decided to forgo calling you by the usual girl’s name and instead I’m gonna be referring to you by whatever famous dog I can think of. I’ve gone with Lassie” because, of course, that satisfies the criteria of being both a girl and a dog’s name, thus helping you ease into the transition.”
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on May 6, 2011 12:11:44 GMT
Zecora: Oh monster, of such little size. Is that a Parasprite before my eyes? Twilight: I dunno! Is it? Zecora: Tales of crops and harvests consumed. If these creatures are in Ponyville... you're doomed. *Twilight snaps* Twilight: Okay, here's the plan. Rainbow Dash, you distract them! Rainbow: *flees screaming from Parasprite swarm* Twilight: Good! Everyone else, we need to build an exact copy of Ponyville right over there! We have less than a minute! ^__O Applebloom: Care to buy sum apples? Hourglass pony: Uh, no thanks. Applebloom: But why not? Hourglass: I got plenty at home. Applebloom: Are ya sure? Hourglass: Yes, I'm pretty sure. Applebloom: You're pretty sure? But you're not absolutely-positively-completely-super-duper sure, are ya? Hourglass: Uh... If I buy some apples, will you please leave me alone? Applebloom: ALL RIGHT! ;D *Hourglass pays and runs off with apples* Applejack: You fergot ya change! Applebloom: WOOHOO! Sold sum apples, get a cutie mark! So whut's mah cutie mark look liek? A shoppin' aisle fulla apples? A satisfied customer eatin' an apple? *no mark appears* Hmmm, mebbe I need to increase mah sales figures first. *yells at pony* YOU TOUCH IT, YOU BUY IT! DX We take cash or credit. ;D Customer: D8
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Post by Zerolus on May 6, 2011 23:11:45 GMT
Joker: "I'm glad that mess is over for Tali. Some of those quarians... I guess living on a ship your whole life can really screw with your priorites. ...Not that I would know. Oh, great, just burned myself."
Joker: "I'm actually kinda glad Wrex isn't coming aboard this time around. Y'know, with all the head-butting. I say we've reached maximum head-butting capacity."
Joker: "Hey, Commander, good to know that Jack is crazy, because that was totally out there in the open, before."
Oghren: "Sooo... You and the boss." Alistair: "Pardon?" Oghren: "You and the boss. Rolling your oats." Alistair: "I don't know-" Oghren: "Polishing the footstones." Alistair: "-what you're-" Oghren: "Tapping the midnight stand, if you will." Alistair: "-going on about." Oghren: "Forging the moaning statue. Bucking the forbidden horse. Donning the velvet hat." Alistiar: "Are you just making these up?" Oghren: "Nope. Been saving 'em."
Oghren: "So. Do golems know any good jokes?" Shale: "I know at least one. It is a drunken dwarf that travels with the Grey Warden, constantly belching and-" Oghren: "Bah! I mean a real one! You must have overheard at least one or two standing there as you did for years and years!" Shale: "There was a human man who once started telling a joke to another as he relieved himself on my leg. I confess I didn't listen. I was too busy planning my revenge." Oghren: "Eh? And what happened to him?" Shale: "He disappeared during the fighting in Honnleath. Tragic. Hit his head on a rock, I think." Oghren: "Huh. Remind me not to fart anywhere near you."
Shale: "Coins are so pretty. Perhaps I should eat some and startle the locals."
Shale: "There was a time in Honnleath when two filthy wretches rubbed together right beneath me - Unbearable!"
Sarel: "Stay while I spin a tale for our children and then I will tell you of the forest, if you so desire." The Warden: "Yes, I'd like that." Sarel: "Come and join us, then, all of you." Shale: "Bah. The elf wants to tell stories? Do we truly have time for such drivel?" Sarel: "I imagine an ancient being such as yourself would have many stories to tell, hmm?" Shale: "Indeed. I have thirty years worth of tales involving pastoral village life and being defecated on by pigeons. Riveting stuff."
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on May 7, 2011 8:27:26 GMT
Pinkie: Rarity? Are you okay in there? You haven't come out in days. Rarity: I'm never coming out! I can't show my face in Ponyville ever again! I used to be somepony. I used to be respected! I made dresses. Beautiful, beautiful dresses! But now, everypony is laughing at me! I'm nothing but a laughing stock! *cries* Twilight: You're not a laughing stock, Rarity. Rainbow: She kinda is. Twilight: Shh! Come out and talk to us? Rarity: Leave me alo-o-o-o-o-ne! I vant to be alone! I want to wallow in... whatever it is that ponies are supposed to wallow in! Should I wallow in pity? Oh, listen to me! I don't even know what I'm supposed to be wallowing in! I'm just path-e-e-e-e-tic! DXTwilight: Now what do we do? Fluttershy: Um, panic? Rainbow: That's your answer to everything! Applejack: Well we can't just leave Rarity like this. Pinkie: She'll become a crazy cat lady! D: Twilight: She only has one cat. <_< Pinkie: Give her time... Rarity: Exile... I guess I'd have to move away to live in exile. Where would I go? What would I pack? Oh, it'll take me forever to do all that packing. What are you supposed to pack when you go into exile? Are you supposed to pack warm?
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Post by sonic500 on May 7, 2011 9:39:37 GMT
Some quotes from my fav game of all time,Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem:
Dr. Maximillian Roivas: I tried... I tried to tell them... But they wouldn't listen to me... Damn them... DAMN THEIR EYES! They didn't believe me... Strange creatures... The world in peril from unseen foes... The death... THE DARKNESS! Instead they jeered and threw me into this forsaken place... A place of empty souls and fevered thoughts... reeking of foetor and decay! Thinking me mad with delirium! [chuckles] Dr. Maximillian Roivas: The fools cast away their hopes of salvation by locking me in this damned asylum! MAY THE RATS EAT YOUR EYES! I am now lost to your cause! [sobs] Dr. Maximillian Roivas: The Darkness comes! It will damn us al
Pious Augustus: You too will come to understand fear, as I have.
Pious Augustus: To think that once I could not see beyond the veil of our reality... to see those who dwell behind. My life now has purpose, for I have learned the frailty of flesh and bone... I was once a fool...
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Post by Blizz on May 7, 2011 11:48:44 GMT
Mr Jelly: "Reach inside and say our magic word..... D'you wanna know the magic word?" Old man: "Wipe my bum!" Mr Jelly: "........No, not 'wipe my bum.' 'Iggy biggy smelly belly, do some magic for Mr Jelly!' Whoa, look at those beautiful flowers! Right then, let's put them down there...." *reattaches hook* "Now then, I'm gonna do some escapology for you now. D'you know what that means?" Old man: "Wipe my bum!" Mr Jelly: "Would someone wipe his bum, please, if you're not too busy talking?" Old man: "Wipe my bum!" Mr Jelly: *brandishes hook* "I'll wipe it with this in a minute...."
Nail: "What do you want?" Freeza: "Ah, good sir. I suppose you could say I'm looking for technical support." Guru: "NAAAAAAAIL. DO WE HAVE A VISITOR?" Nail: "Yes, sir!" Guru: "NAAAAAAIL. TAKE HIS COAT!" Freeza: "I don't have a coat." Nail: "He doesn't have a coat, sir! And I believe this is the man who basically killed our entire race!" Guru: "......NAAAAAAAIL. DON'T TAKE HIS COAT." Freeza: "You see, I recently acquired what you people refer to as 'Dragon Balls.' But I'm having trouble getting them to do what I want." Nail: "Did you try working the shaft?" Freeza: "Classy." Guru: "NAAAAAIL. WHAT DOES HE WANT?" Nails: "He's asking how to work the Dragon Balls!" Guru: "DID YOU TELL HIM TO WORK THE SHAFT?" Nails: "Yes, Lord Guru!" Guru: "GOOD WORK, NAIL." Freeza: "I have the distinct impression you're going to be difficult." Nail: "Well, sir, if you're having trouble with our technical support, you can dial 1-800-eat a d*ck!" Guru: "WE DON'T EVEN HAVE THOSE!"
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