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Post by The Tikal who had no Toes on Feb 11, 2009 18:23:46 GMT
This is the greatest and best song in the world. Tribute.
A long time ago, me and my brother Kyle here We was hitch-hiking down a long and lonesome road When all of a sudden There shined a shiny demon In the middle Of the road AND HE SAID "Plaaaaaay the best sooooong in the world Or I'll eat your soul."
Well, me and Kyle We looked at each other And we said, "OK!" So we played the first thing that came into our heads Which just so happened to be The best song in the world It was the best song in the world
Look into my eyes and it's easy to see 1 and 1 make 2, 2 and 1 make 3 It's destiny Once every hundred thousand years or so When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow And the grass doth grow
Needless to say, the Beast was stunned! Whip! Crack! went his whoopy tail And the Beast was done He asked us, "Be you angels?" And we said, "NAY! We are but MEN! ROCK HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUNDS!!!!11"
This is not the greatest song in the world, oh no This is just a tribute This is not The Greatest Song in the World, no. This is just a tribute. Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World, no, no. This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Song in the World, All right! It was The Greatest Song in the World All right! It was the best mutha[censored]in' song The greatest song in the world. Doo ba doobie doobie do ba Flibba dibba de ba flibba dibba de ba ba Doo ba doobie doobie doobie ba
And the peculiar thing is this, my friends. The song we sang on that fateful night - it didn't actually sound anything like this song! This is just a tribute You gotta believe it And I wish you were there Just a matter of opinion Ah, [censored]! Good G-d, G-d lovin' So surprised to find you can't stop it All right! All right!
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Post by obsidian on Feb 12, 2009 12:07:28 GMT
Well he ain't my boy but the brother is heavy gave away my possessions and moved into a chevy van, yeah thats the masterplan drive into the woods and eat corn out the can yeah I gave it all away, the hard rock band the groupies the booze, the all night jams now all these fans, asking where did he go? meditating on a rock letting go of the ego so rappin with the squirrels is the way of the mountain they took half my nuts and berries and riddled "who's counting?" bit my finger with the truth, the blood was spouting now my cup overflowth, just like a fountain seen birds in the sky, trees in between grubs in the ground, it was so serene the sky was blue, yeah the grass was green and that's three square meals if you know what I mean so now I wake up every morning with a fat cup of piss my third eyes open so give me some swiss miss saw a thirty foot fairy walking down your street though I was down with God I had to yell retreat
because I gone guru so cut the ballyhoo rock the tamborines and the didgeridoo set the animals free from the pimpin zoo and I'll elevate your mind like airplane glue
Out in the desert on a three day stint I had a revelation and I made a mint so take a hint and won't you join the club send your wife to my hut for the body rub pumpin metal guru in the subaru four wheel drive to the commune pick up the crew and we out to the zen monastery on the prairie where I milk the holy cow but quit the dairy snowboarding with the yeti eating vegi spaghetti don't have to live like no refuge, peace to tom petty! ready steady spiritually grow til I found out my boy worked for the cointelpro gram damn now I gots to scram and start handing out my leaflets in bethlehem cause the bibles played out so I'm writing a new text we are all one, so what's the problem with group sex!? and so many children want to join the fold mike love on line two, put that sucker on hold and shine, to thine own self be true they can't tell you what to do when you've gone guru yeah shine, to thine own self be true they can't tell you what to do when you've gone guru you got to shine! to thine own self be true they can't tell you what to do when you've gone guru
gone guru in my new nehru so rock the tamborines and the didgeridoo I'll deliver whover pays what's due that's nine for me and one for you
awwww yeah we got it going on and it's strong up in here tonight we got that incense, burning! we got them peacock feathers, tickling! we got all that cuckoo karma connection, that you can use so come on people, get with the program, we can get this together... tonight!
too many wives for ohio they were looking to try me so I got twelve divorces said aloha hawaii arrived without traveling they lost my bags another trial for my people, don't scratch the jag! you know they say hang loose, but they really don't mean it! deported me to rio and you watched it on c-net new, chumps had me singing the blues til thirty thousand showed up with the right to choose rose petals in path milk in my bath and now harrison ford wants my autograph I laughed when we met cause he busted a sweat then I stuck out my tongue he donated a jet cold stole the spotlight from the dali lama cause my crews coming tight in the orange pajamas got sixteen caddies and 29 rolls [censored] the shoes I transcended the sole with constant expansion I live in a mansion getting jiggy with madonna and marilyn manson sixty minutes expose taxes you never paid papparazzi! code blue! down toupee! yes I'm starting to age I can feel it in my bones my advisors tell me, start thinking bout clones found out! heaven is a place on earth! I cut off my head it cost all I was worth cryogenic robot, now my head can spin I'll be around a million years, so let the party begin party robot, now my head can spin I'll be around a million years so let the party begin
gone guru new nehru rock tamborine and didgeri too must free animals from pimpin zoo deliver who? 2+2 gone gone g gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone g gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone
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Post by The Shad on Feb 12, 2009 12:24:42 GMT
The road is long With many a winding turn That leads us to who knows where Who knows when But I'm strong Strong enough to carry him He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
So on we go His welfare is of my concern No burden is he to bear We'll get there For I know He would not encumber me
If I'm laden at all I'm laden with sadness That everyone's heart Isn't filled with the gladness Of love for one another.
It's a long, long road From which there is no return While we're on the way to there Why not share And the load Doesn't weigh me down at all He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
He's my brother He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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Post by Blizz on Feb 19, 2009 22:03:05 GMT
I got a Spider-Man t-shirt, I got converse that are rotting off my feet, I got a bad moustache, a re-occurring rash And not a lot of cash, I spend it on my stash, Man, it's good to be a geek.
It's good to be a geek, It's good to be a creep, It's good to draw my pictures That no-one'll ever see. It's good to be a geek, It's good to be unknown, It's good I'm never waiting Right beside the telephone, 'Cos no-one ever...
I play Dungeons and Dragons, I got a 13th level Halfling fighter-thief, Got seven hit die on my backstab, Sometimes you know it's good to be a geek.
It's good to be a geek, It's good to play the freak, It's good to comb my mullet Once every other week. As far as I can see, It's good to play the Wii Then stay up painting miniatures Till 2 or 3, 'Cos no-one ever....
Someday I'll learn to play guitar, Start up a band and be a star And when you wind up pumping gas, Just fill 'er up and kiss my ass.
I'm addicted to Star Trek, I'm a Klingon-speaking Federation freak. I find I'm more inclined to spend the bulk of my time On the Starship Enterprise, Than talking to girls that I meet.
It's good to have a plan, It's good to be the man, It's good to download porno From a website in Japan, 'Cos no-one ever...
Someday I'll learn to play guitar, Start up a band and be a star And when you wind up pumping gas, Just fill 'er up and kiss my ass.
9th Grade was when I got the swirly 10th Grade was when I got the indian burn, 4 years of continuous wedgies, Wore nine pairs of briefs so they could all get a turn, Someday I'll buy a fancy condo, Someday I'll drive a car that's more than your house, Someday you'll kiss my ass.
It's good to make some noise, It's good to scream out loud, It's good to feel immortal Like your last name is MacLeod, It's good to be a geek, It's good to be unseen, It's good to watch The Wrath of Khan On a plasma screen, 'Cos no-one ever...
I got a bad moustache, a re-occurring rash And not a lot of cash, I spend it on my stash, Man, it's good to be a geek. You know I don't intend To look like Boba Fett, I got my helmet set although it makes me sweat, Man, it's good to be a geek.
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Post by The Shad on Feb 20, 2009 23:04:49 GMT
Whenever life gets you down Mrs Brown And things seem hard or tough And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft And you feel like you've had quite eno-ooo-ough....
Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving And revolving at 900 miles an hour It's orbiting at 19 miles a second, so it's reckoned, A sun that is the source of all our power.
The sun and you and me, and all the stars that we can see Are moving at a million miles a day In an outer spiral arm at 40,000 miles an hour Of the galaxy we call the milky way.
Our galaxy itself contains 100 billion stars It's a 100,000 light years side to side It bulges in the middle 16,000 light years thick But out by us it's just 3,000 light years wide.
We're 30,000 light years from galactic central point We go round every 200 million years And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions In this amazing and expanding universe.
The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding In all of the directions it can whizz.
As fast as it can go, the speed of light you know 12 million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember when you're feeling very small and insecure How amazingly unlikely is your birth.
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space Because there's bugger all down here on earth!
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Post by Moo on Feb 22, 2009 23:39:36 GMT
In the chilly hours and minutes, Of uncertainty, I want to be, In the warm hold of your loving mind.
To feel you all around me, And to take your hand, along the sand, Ah, but I may as well try and catch the wind.
When sundown pales the sky, I wanna hide a while, behind your smile, And everywhere I'd look, your eyes I'd find.
For me to love you now, Would be the sweetest thing, 'twould make me sing, Ah, but I may as well, try and catch the wind.
When rain has hung the leaves with tears, I want you near, to kill my fears To help me to leave all my blues behind.
For standin' in your heart, Is where I want to be, and I long to be, Ah, but I may as well, try and catch the wind.
I want this played at my funeral, so people cry. >__>
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Post by Blizz on Feb 23, 2009 21:59:51 GMT
[Brian] "Princeton?" [Princeton] "Yeah?!" [Brian] "Listen buddy, nobody's seen you for two weeks! What's up with that?" [Princeton] "I went to work for a temp agency, and they fired me for being too depressing on the phone. I maxed out my cards, I'm two weeks behind in rent, I totally messed up my personal life, oh, and Brian? I still haven't found my purpose." [Brian] "Alright, get off your ass and stop worrying! Everyone's getting together to mess around the city today!" [Princeton] "Have fun." [Brian] "When I say everyone, that includes you."
There is life outside your apartment. I know it's hard to concieve But there's life outside your apartment And you're only gonna see it if you leave. There is cool [censored] to do But it can't come to you And who knows, dude, You might even score. There is life outside your apartment, But you've got to open the door.
[Princeton] "No thanks, I'm staying in." [Brian] "Don't tell me I gotta force you!" [Princeton] "Sorry!" [Brian] "Alright everyone, he's resisting!"
[All except Princeton] There is life outside There is life outside There is life outside There is life outside your apartment, There's a pigeon squashed on the street. [Christmas Eve] "Ew." [Brian] There's a girl passing by [Nicky] No, I think it's a guy, [All except Princeton] And a homeless man who only wants to buy something to eat. "Sorry, can't help you!"
[All except Princeton] We could go to the zoo, [Trekkie] Pick up girls at NYU! [Brian] We could sit in the park smoking pot! [Christmas Eve] Or not! [All except Princeton] There is life outside your apartment, [Princeton] Well, I guess I'll give it a shot. *BANG!* [All] *scream*
[All] There is life outside your apartment, I know- *jackhammer* "[censored]!" There is life outside your apartment. *gasp* [Woman] "I'm gonna jump!" [All] "Don't do it!" [Woman] "OK!" [All] There is cool [censored] to do But it can't come to you So come on- [Driver] "Get out of the way, [censored]!" [Princeton] "[censored] you!" [All except Princeton] "There is life outside your apartment, Oh you never know what's around the bend, You could win the lotto Or make a friend.
*enter Lucy the Slut* [Guys] Take her home to see your apartment!
[Lucy] Do ya wanna feel special? (Special!) I can see that you do. Well, I can make ya feel special (Special!) If you let me feel you. (She'll feel you!)
Where's your pad? [Princeton] Not too far. [Guys] We could call you a car. [Princeton] We'll be fine, thank you, see ya! [Christmas Eve] Hope you don't get gonorrhea! [All] There is life outside your apartment [Princeton and Lucy] But now it's time to go home!
[All] There is life outside your apartment (Me going home now) [Princeton & Lucy] It's time to go home (That's where me gonna go) [All] There is life outside your apartment (Me going home now) [Lucy] Special! (That's where me gonna go) [All] There is life outside your apartment (Me going home now, that's where me gonna go!) [All] But now it's time to go home! [Trekkie] For porn!
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Post by Exu on Mar 1, 2009 3:01:30 GMT
There lived a certain man in Russia long ago He was big and strong in his eyes a flaming glow Most people look at him with terror and with fear But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the bible like a preacher Full of ecstacy and fire But he also was the kind of teacher Women would desire
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
There lived a certain man in Russia long ago He was big and strong in his eyes a flaming glow Most people look at him with terror and with fear But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the bible like a preacher Full of ecstacy and fire But he also was the kind of teacher Women would desire
RA RA RASPUTIN Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone RA RA RASPUTIN Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar In all affairs of state he was the man to please But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer Though she'd heard the things he'd done She believed he was a holy healer Who would heal her son
RA RA RASPUTIN Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone RA RA RASPUTIN Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on
"But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger for power became known to more and more people, the demands to do something about this outrageous man became louder and louder."
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
"This man's just got to go!" declared his enemies But the ladies begged "Don't you try to do it, please" No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing Set a trap, they're not to blame "Come to visit us" they kept demanding And he really came
RA RA RASPUTIN Lover of the Russian queen They put some poison into his wine RA RA RASPUTIN Russia's greatest love machine He drank it all and he said "I feel fine"
RA RA RASPUTIN Lover of the Russian queen They didn't quit, they wanted his head RA RA RASPUTIN Russia's greatest love machine And so they shot him 'til he was dead
"Oh, those Russians..."
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Post by obsidian on Mar 6, 2009 23:36:55 GMT
Now, being hailed as the ultimate fourth dimensional guitar hero, Ziltoid feels comfortable in his complete victory. But Captain Spectacular has seen through Ziltoid's fascade, and now set's out to expose Ziltoid, for what he really is. A nerd. A nerd.
(We now join Captain Spectacular as he introspectively gazes out his starship window on his way to find the fifth dimensional Nebulonion 9)
Did you know that time is not a straight line? Everything that you learned Now it's gone Gone away
You take your turn If you choose you'll burn Everything that you were Now it's gone Gone away Yeah, it's gone Gone away
Yeah it's gone, gone away Gone, and the world is gone And we find there's no one that's Waiting for the light to come And we're on our own And we find there's no one that's Waiting for the light to call Now we're on our own And we find there's no one that's Waiting for the night to come
I must rise I must find a way For this Ziltoid must surely pay My fellow humans I, Captain Spectacular Hereby give my good word
Yeah it's gone, gone away Yeah it's gone, gone away Yeah it's gone
Solar wind blows Through my unconscionable mind Solar wind blows Through my unconscionable mind Say it again, say it again, words are useful weapons Say it again and again and again and again and again and again
Hey, don't let her down You've let her into my world Hey, you'll never learn You've let her into my mind Hold the soul The solar winds blow cold You'll never learn You've let her into my world Sew the makings of your untold The solar winds The solar winds grow cold
Lietenant Squiggles - Commander Ziltoid, permission to speak… Z – Grated… LS – It appears as if Captain Spectacular and the remaining humans have set a course towards the benevolent Hive Mind Nice… Z – Indeed!!!
Come to me, you know I’m right...come to me, into the night, Knowing we are right behind the solar winds, the solar winds blowing cold.
Ziltoid – After them!!!
(Solar winds blowing cold…)
Captain Spectacluar – He’s gaining on us! Hyperdrive!!!! Put it in hyperdrive!!!
Ensign Scoopy – Commander Ziltoid, the humans are no longer on our radar! Ziltoid – Whaaat? They must have jumped into hyperdrive… PHOOEY!!! and double PHOOEY… until we meet again commander…
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Post by Nam on Mar 10, 2009 13:06:50 GMT
One of those songs that will always remind me of a past love.
I didn't see the signs posted on the road Dead end gives way to the cliff that soars And I lose control your face still looks bored One, two, [censored] you! I won't change for you
Wrong way This time it's going down You say I'm immature to hang around Okay Face-plant to the ground I won't change for you I won't change for you
Tonight I wash my hands of you You set the bar I could not live up to Tonight the light in breaking through So thank you very little and send me postcards from hell
This relationship is over as we scrape the ledge and you call me a loser falling over the edge Like you're cutting all your losses Like a bet you can hedge One two, [censored] you! I won't change for you
A black eye and my heart is ripped out of my chest Crucified For not passing any of your stupid tests Good-bye Right now I could care less
I won't change for you I won't change for you
Tonight I wash my hands of you You set the bar I could not live up to Tonight the light in breaking through So thank you very little and send me postcards from hell
We've come a long way Don't look down! Your heart is rotten Your heart is rotten Too bad it was the wrong way Won't be long now Till we hit the rock Bottom
Tonight I wash my hands of you You set the bar I could not live up to Tonight the light in breaking through So thank you very little and send me postcards from hell
Tonight I wash my hands of you You set the bar I could not live up to Tonight the light in breaking through So thank you very little and send me postcards from hell From hell Send me postcards from hell.
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Post by The Shad on Mar 10, 2009 21:45:14 GMT
The Chorus of Mr. A.
He had one room above a thrift store. He had a trunk of books by Ayn Rand. He was short-sighted and reclusive, resisting pleas to take his photograph.
He drew a superhero comic. He saw the world in terms of black and white. He said, "A day's work for a day's pay, that is our one and only right."
He takes a card and shades one half of it in dark so he can demonstrate to you just what he means. He says, "There's black and there is white, And there is wrong, and there is right, And there is nothing, nothing in between."
That's what Mr. A Said.
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Post by Blizz on Mar 10, 2009 21:55:40 GMT
Look out, look out, Pink elephants on parade, here they come, Hippity-hoppity! They're here and there, Pink elephants everywhere!
Look out, look out, They're walking around the bed, on their head, Clippity-cloppity! Arrayed in braid, Pink elephants on parade!
What'll I do? What'll I do? What an unusual view!
I can stand the sight of worms And look at microscopic germs But technicolour pachyderms Is really too much for me. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I am not the type to faint When things are odd or things are quaint But seeing things you know that ain't Can certainly give you an awful fright. What a sight!
CHASE 'EM AWAY! CHASE 'EM AWAY! I'm afraid, need your aid, Pink elephants on parade!
Pink elephants.... Pink elephants!
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Post by The Tikal who had no Toes on Mar 16, 2009 19:11:23 GMT
Oh G-d. I thought I'd erased that sequence from my memory. Feeling radical in cotton Purified in my satin But the bomb of the season is a velvet revolution I look at the sky And feel the tears of the prophets crying I look at the sky And feel the rain The rain of tears Feeling radical in cotton Purified in my satin But the bomb of the season is a velvet revolution All you killers of the children, there's a new commandment That the Divine Creator wants a velvet revolution All you killers of the children, there's a new commandment That the Divine Creator wants a velvet revolution
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Post by Exu on Mar 25, 2009 0:07:41 GMT
In the keep of Gwar much torment remained Despite all the bodies hacked in twain So many had died in the viscous campaign That the femurs alone made a fine mountain
The master was no longer Gwar's sovereign Of wealth and women they had none to gain What goal was left for them to attain So Oderus did call for conclave
First came Balsac his council was wise His war axe gleamed he was a loyal knight Plus forty dancing bears he did provide Then, first in prowess he stood his lord beside
Beefcake the Mighty his ass was wide Brought eighty laden oxen, he was a good ally Jizmak the Gusha, his legion was described For many hours he barked at the tribe
But then, timely, the catering arrived Booze, drugs, food, 400 mule loads high Flattus Maximus this he did supply And now the mighty brothers of Gwar did bind
They will to journey and slay without plan Bring siege and terror to the cities of man Open Oberammergau Like hell was a womb, it tore
And from the wound the creatures pour Troll, Goblin, Manticore Siege machine and armored [censored] there will be battle like never before
The surface world learned of the malice Black Pope, ususrper, he saw through the veil They plan their defense in the land of the wasted Africa, bitter fruit she tasted
Ensign of industry, let it be raised There the camp of the Black Pope was placed His legions, through the valleys they raced Chariots they rode, their skulls were iron plated
Belching fire, freshly painted 8000 battalions of knights freshly sainted But before the fought the were vaccinated To protect them from the AIDS that had been created
To continue the reign of the Black Pope unabated The people at home got a version G-Rated Here Gwar invaded Began the violation
The war barges, forecastles swarming Disgorging the troops, formations forming The low drone, of the horning Sounding a call, and then a warning
A nuclear salvo where Gwar was encroaching Within a second ten legions were toasting Balsac said "did you feel something"? The lord was not boasting
The enemy is vast, steel carpets the terrain Still they are forming armor detrains They send forth a captain, OJ by name Flattus struck him in the brain
Burst the helmet made two parts of the mind Chopped trough his gorget, through chest, into spine And the good captians blood flowed like wine Flattus said "so ends a cowards time"
Balsac is angry, he'll have no more He hurls his axe with greater force To smite Regis with terrible force His sheild breaks, his hauberk unsews
The axe bursts through the chest and torso Bright blood spurts, the guts are loosed by the throw And with that axe the soul from body goes Said Jizmak "that was a heavy blow"
Beefcake the Mighty dotted with spew His sword falls skulls burst in two The eyes burst from sockets, he is not through Thousands of warriors he does this to
Piling up corpses of those he slew Until it was hard to tell if the pile grew Balsac said "he is a princely lord" Said Beefcake "yes it is true"
Jizmak smites, his hammer whirls Foreheads explode, entrails twhirl Breaking open brain-pans as well Red blood flowing as souls speed to hell
Oderus smites the Black Pope, exposing the brain The blade continued through meat and membrane Bright blood flowed in the grass where he was lain There ends this tale, that much is plain
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Post by The Shad on Mar 29, 2009 0:00:55 GMT
Life is unfair, so they tell me, Because they think I wouldn't know. They only can see a cheap gimmick On their children's favorite show.
They say, "Oh, that's just foam and a wire, Attached to a green velvet sleeve, Anyone can do that" -- well, that's true, I suppose, But who else could make them believe?
What can I say without you there to guide me? How else am I supposed to give? How can I sing without you there beside me? How else am I supposed to live?
You could never just do the expected, I was just an idea in a bog, But you sewed up your dream and we made quite a team, Jim and Kermit, a boy and his frog.
It was me, Rolph, and you, but I think that he knew There was something that you and I had. The magic we made just kept growing, And none of it ever was bad.
Then came Ernie and Scooter and Gonzo, Doctor Teeth, Cookie Monster, and more. But now all of those voices are silent, And I want to go on... but what for?
No one can make me what you did, No one could walk in your shoes, Nothing can make me forget you, But that's not a thing that I'd choose.
I can't just let it be over, And you wouldn't want it that way, So I'll stand up and I'll face it, And, though not quite in your voice, I'll say:
I will go on without you there to guide me, There's so much more I can give. Whenever I sing, you will be there beside me, As long as I keep you, you'll live.
We just wanted to make people smile, I was always much more than your toy. I will never regret and I'll never forget What we had, I'll miss you, Dad, This frog and his boy.
Manly tears.
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Post by Blizz on Mar 29, 2009 1:10:21 GMT
Home in the valley Home in the city Home isn't pretty Ain't no home for me
Home in the darkness Home on the highway Home isn't my way Home I'll never be
Burn out the day Burn out the night I can't see no reason to put up a fight I'm living for givin' the devil his due And I'm burnin', I'm burnin', I'm burnin' for you I'm burnin', I'm burnin', I'm burnin' for you
Time is the essence Time is the season Time ain't no reason Got no time to slow
Time everlasting Time to play b-sides Time ain't on my side Time I'll never know
Burn out the day Burn out the night I'm not the one to tell you what's wrong and what's right I've seen suns that were freezing and lives that were through And I'm burnin', I'm burnin', I'm burnin' for you I'm burnin', I'm burnin', I'm burnin' for you
Burn out the day Burn out the night I can't see no reason to put up a fight I'm living for givin' the devil his due And I'm burnin', I'm burnin', I'm burnin' for you I'm burnin', I'm burnin', I'm burnin' for you I'm burnin', I'm burnin', I'm burnin' for you I'm burnin', I'm burnin', I'm burnin' for you
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Post by Exu on Mar 29, 2009 1:55:49 GMT
I wanna know your name Feel your touch Your eyes Your eyes are burning I want too much
I wanna know your name Feel your touch Your eyes Your eyes are burning I want too much
Nothing to do Nothing to do Nothing to do
I can hear this thing It wants so much To feel your pain To feel your touch
Nothing to do Nothing to do Nothing to do
Nothing to do Nothing to do Nothing to do
And the siren sound Takes control There's no one left to save your soul
And the siren sound Takes control There's no one left to take you Into the night
Into the night
Into the night
Give give I give give Take Give give I give give Take Give give I give give Take Give give I give give Take
And the fog rolls through A blue midnight With nohting to do It'll be alright
Feel your pain Feel your touch
And the siren sound Takes control There's no one left to save your soul
And the siren sound Takes control There's no one left to save your soul
And the siren sound Takes control There's no one left to save your soul
And the siren sound Takes control There's no one left to take you Into the night
Into the night
Into the night
Give give I give give Take Give give I give give Take Give give I give give Take Give give I give give Take
Into the night
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Post by obsidian on Mar 29, 2009 8:58:50 GMT
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUuPCTC7qFEThere's some people that you believe in And people want you for more And I won't deceive you Just let me receive the same thing We're both looking for Time to face the real life Time to open the door Time to make decisions It's time to even the score Time to kill the sadness Time just can't be denied Time to make you wonder? And time to cast it aside Inside the garden of plenty Is a price that we'll all have to pay There is a race with no colour Now I want you to hear what I say Won't you bring me some water And I will give you my blood But you won't give me your time Now have I been misunderstood? Time to catch your spirit Time to find who you love Time to find a new beginning Time will fall from above Time outside of the mirror Time to break away Cos time is the forgiver And time will show you the way Oh yes it will Time! You know I have nothing planned I want you to understand Now won't you just let it be? Cos time heals your memory Time is the healer Time, time, time is the healer Time to catch the real life Time is the healer
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Post by obsidian on Mar 29, 2009 9:36:46 GMT
This, means, WAR!! I work hard to take care of every one of my niggaz Feel the love and appreciation from all of my niggaz When I think meditate and contemplate for my soul watch the truth manifest once the story unfold Disloyal mother[censored]ers I'ma BANISH you all and celebrate all in your absence once I get rid of y'all Sometimes I can't describe the wicked [censored] I feel in my heart Break my silence and sporadically tear you apart Strike with a serious vengeance and before you die Put you through the worst and make you take a look in my eye! So you could witness the extreme damage caused by betrayal Make you sorry for the fact that you attempted and failed! Make you eternally suffer, you was one of my mens Turn your back on me, and I'ma make sure you get it back times ten Stay TRUE -- now that's the one thing I religiously pledge If you ain't wit me I'ma throw you WAY over the edge THIS MEANS WAR!! [Ozzy Osbourne] Take a look inside You can run and you can hide If you cross my path I'll make sure you feel my wrath Give and you receive Cherish every breath you breathe Scriptures on the wall Those who betray all must fall [Busta Rhymes] As I cherish every blessing and I greet you with hugs You my peoples when I see you I embrace you with love Yeah I be the one to come and get you out of the hole Yeah you be the one to run and leave me out in the cold So amazing how many times you plot and you scheme But what you don't realize, you'll never conquer my dream Though devilish karma can't penetrate the steel in my armor Time passed, my oppression got you living with drama! Paranoid of my retaliation, living in fear Disloyalty will have me kill my brother, sheddin a tear Such a shame how you could easily get trapped in a zone And have to go to war with FAKE niggaz standin alone Until I get with all my loyal niggaz goin the length Don't matter how hard you try you never weaken my strength! Now I'm with all of my loyal niggaz, breakin the bread And if you diss the code of honor we takin your head; THIS MEANS WAR!! [Ozzy Osbourne] Take a look inside You can run and you can hide If you cross my path I'll make sure you feel my wrath Give and you receive Cherish every breath you breathe Scriptures on the wall Those who betray all must fall Nobody helps them Now he has his revenge [Busta Rhymes] Whatchu gon' do? Whatchu gonna do? Where you think you can run, or you can hide? Where you think you can run, or you can hide?!! Where you think you can run, or you can hide?!!! Where you think you can run, or you can hide?!!!! I'ma BE the best to show love let's co-operate Disloyalty is somethin that we won't tolerate Deal with these niggaz, let's put them where they properly go On the Island far away in a place where NOBODY know So long fightin the bull[censored] for so many years Watchin the danger and niggaz double crossin they peers Yes I always fight for what is right and put my foot down Disrespect my love, I'ma be LAYIN YOU DOWN THIS MEANS WAR! [Ozzy Osbourne] Take a look inside You can run and you can hide If you cross my path I'll make sure you feel my wrath Give and you receive Cherish every breath you breathe Scriptures on the wall Those who betray all must fall www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ocd1_-rlml0
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Post by Blizz on Mar 29, 2009 12:05:16 GMT
Ohhhh, what is the malted liquor What gets you drunker quicker What comes in bottles or in cans? BEER! Can't get enough of it BEER! How we really love it BEER! Makes me think I'm a man! BEER! I could kiss and hug it BEER! But I'd rather chug it BEER! Got my belly up to here BEER! I cannot refuse a BEER! I could really use a BEER, BEER, BEER!
Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer...
I can't remember how much I have had, I drank a 12-pack with my dad. (BURP!) That's my son, the drunken manly stud. I'm proud to be his bud! Here, have some pretzels. No, I'll call it quits, those things give me the schlitz. HA HA HA!
Drink with your family, drink it with your friends, Drink till you're fat, stomach distends, Beer is liquid bread, it's good for you We like to drink till we spew! Ew! Who cares if we get fat? I'll drink to that! As we sing once more!
What is the malted liquor What gets you drunker quicker What comes in bottles or in cans? BEER! Can't get enough of it BEER! How we really love it BEER! Makes me think I'm a man! BEER! I could kiss and hug it BEER! But I'd rather chug it BEER! Got my belly up to here BEER! Golly I adore it, Come on dammit, pour it, Do it for me brew it for me feed it to me speed it to me BEER! The most wonderful drink in the world, HOORAY! *BURP!*
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Post by Pete on Apr 10, 2009 23:13:56 GMT
If you're in trouble he will save the day He's brave and he's fearless come what may Without him the mission would go astray He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
Without him life would be much grimmer He's handsome, trim, and no-one slimmer He will never need a zimmer He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
More reliable than a garden trimmer He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner He's not bald, and his head doesn't glimmer
Master of the wit and the repartee His command of space directives is uncanny How come he's such a genius? Don't ask me! Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
He's also a fantastic swimmer And if you play your cards right Then he just might come round for dinner He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
No rhymes left now apart from quimmer He'd better fade us out before we get to schlimmer Fade out you stupid plimmer
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Post by The Tikal who had no Toes on Apr 11, 2009 21:15:38 GMT
Halleluyah! Halleluyah!
Hallelu avdei Adonai Hallelu et shem Adonai Yehi shem Adonai mevorach Me'atah ve'ad olam Mimizrat shemesh ad me'vo'o Mehullal shem Adonai
Ram kol goyim Adonai Al hashamayim kevodo Mi k'Adonai Eloheinu Ha'magbihi lashavet Ha mashpili lirot Bashamayim u'va'aretz?
Mekimi me'afar dal Me'ashpat yarim evyon Le'hoshivi im-nedivim Im nedivei amo Moshivi akeret ha'bayit Em habonim semechah
Halleluyah, halleluyah, halleluyah! Halleluyah, halleluyah, halleluyah!
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Post by The Shad on Apr 17, 2009 22:35:24 GMT
Well I like a full bodied lager as much as the next hardworkin' man The taste of suds while dealin Stud, I can surely understand Trucker's speed and yes indeed, it's nearly gettin' light, It's time to switch to whiskey, we've been drinkin' beer all night.
You can fish for bass and cut your grass and drink that purple gas, Sure enough, but the powerful stuff that'll knock you on yo' ass Like diesel fuel, nobodies fooled, don't wanna get left behind It's time to switch to whiskey we've been drinkin' beer all night
It's time to switch to whiskey we've been drinkin' beer all night, We're all half dead and them that's left is spoilin' for a fight, Well who'da thunk we'd quit drinkin' drunk The boys don't spare the rye, It's time to switch to whiskey we've been drinkin beer all night
I've been splittin 8's and hittin my straights, in the card rooms of the world Chasin' skirt and gettin' hurt, but now I gotta card playin' girl, Man she gets excited when the deal don't come out right, It's time to switch to whiskey, we've been drinkin' beer all night.
It's time to switch to whiskey we've been drinkin' beer all night, We're all half dead and them that's left is spoilin' for a fight, Well who'da thunk we'd get jackass drunk The boys don't spare the rye, It's time to switch to whiskey we've been drinkin beer all night
Well I heard it said, that you can get some heat in Irish pubs, Servin Jameison's to an Orangeman and a bushmills to his cuz, Here's what you do, with Tullamore Dew, you can meet us both have way, it's time to switch to whiskey we've beend rinkin beer all day
t's time to switch to whiskey we've been drinkin' beer all night, We're all half dead and them that's left is pullin for a fight, Well who'da thunk we'd quit drinkin' drunk The boys don't spare the rye, It's time to switch to whiskey we've been drinkin beer all night
It's time to switch to whiskey we've been drinkin' beer all night.
Rye whiskey, rye whiskey, rye whiskey, I cry.
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Post by Blizz on Apr 18, 2009 17:02:28 GMT
I'm not wearing underwear today No, I'm not wearing underwear today Not that you probably care Much about my underwear Still, nonetheless I gotta say That I'm not wearing underwear todayyyyyyyy!
"Get a job!" "Thank you....honey!"
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Post by The Tikal who had no Toes on Apr 19, 2009 19:39:56 GMT
Nanao: Arse! Yoruichi: Six! Rangiku: Slash! Momo: Uh-uh! Rukia: Seireitei! Neliel: Nnoitwa!
Grimmjow: And now, the six merry murderesses of the Soul Society Detention Unit in their rendition of the Cell Block Tango!
Nanao: Arse! Yoruichi: Six! Rangiku: Slash! Momo: Uh-uh! Rukia: Seireitei! Neliel: Nnoitwa!
Shinigami: He had it coming, he had it coming He only had himself to blame If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it
Rukia: I betcha you would have done the same!
Nanao: You know how people have these little habits that get you down? Like Captain Shunsui. Shunsui liked to flirt with the women of the 8th Division. No, not just flirt. Grab their arses. So I came home this one day and I am really irritated, and I'm looking for a little bit of sympathy And there's Shunsui sunbathing on the roof of the 8th Division building, eating a piece of grass and calling me "Lovely lovely Nanao-chaaaaan". No, he didn't just flirt with me and call me "Lovely lovely Nanao-chaaaaan..." He grabbed my arse. So, I said to him, I said, "You grab my arse one more time, Captain..." And he did. So I released my Zanpakutou and fired two shikai. Into his head.
Shinigami: He had it coming, he had it coming He only had himself to blame If you'd have been there, if you'd have heard it I betcha you would have done the same!
Yoruichi: I met Kisuke Urahara from the 12th Division about two thousand years ago And he told me he was single and we hit it off right away. So, after we went into exile, we started living together. He'd go to work in the shop, he'd come home I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner. And then I found out: "I'm single," he told me. Single, my arse. Not only was he taken, oh no. He had six human girlfriends. He'd used a different gigai each time to fool them all. So that night when he came home from work I fixed him his drink, as usual. You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
Shinigami: He had it coming (arse! Six! Slash!) He had it coming (uh-uh! Seireitei! Nnoitra!) He took a flower in its prime (arse! Six! Slash! Uh-uh! Seireitei! Nnoitra! And then he used it (arse!) And he abused it (six!) It was a murder, but not a crime! (slash! Uh-uh! Seireitei! Nnoitra!)
Rangiku: Now, I'm sitting in the office trying to do the 10th Division's paperwork Minding my own business. In storms Captain Hitsugaya in a jealous rage. "You been screwing the Quincy," he says. He was crazy and he kept on screaming "You been screwing the Quincy!" And then he ran into Haineko. He ran into Haineko ten times!
Shinigami: If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it I betcha you would have done the same!
Momo: I don't know what I'm doing here. They say that Gin Ichimaru tricked Captain Aizen and the two of us held him down And then Kira cut off his head with Wabisuke And I used kidou to destroy the body. I don't even remember it. Oh, Captain, my captain...
Rukia: Yeah, but did you do it?
Momo: Uh-uh! Not guilty!
Rukia: I was training the human Orihime in kidou usage, and my husband, Ichigo, travelled around with us. I trained her in Bakudou, Hadou and even Kidouhou usage. One, two, three, four, five, Sai, Hainawa, Seki Rikujokoro, Sourensoukatsui, one right after the other. So this one night before the show we're in the Seireitei The three of us, boozing, having a few laughs and we ran out of ice. So I go out to get some. I come back, open the door And there's Orihime making love to Ichigo and doing Bakudou 4 - Hainawa! Well, I was in such a state of shock I completely blacked out, I can't remember a thing. It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off Sode no Shirayuki I even knew they were dead.
They had it coming, they had it coming They had it coming all along I didn't do it, but if I'd done it How could you tell me that I was wrong?
Shinigami: They had it coming (they had it coming) They had it coming (they had it coming) They had it coming all along (they took a flower in its prime) I didn't do it (and then they used it) But if I'd done it (and they abused it) How could you tell me that I was wrong? (it was a murder, but not a crime)
Neliel: I loved Nnoitwa Jiruga more than I can pothibly thay. He wath a an ekthellent thordthman..a mithogynitht... an Ethpada. But he wath alwayth twying to find himthelf. He'd go wound Hueco Mundo looking for himthelf and on the way He found Halibel, Lilinette, Thirucci Thunderwitch, and Tethla. I gueth you could thay we bwoke up becauthe of diffewentheth in opinion. He thaw himthelf ath alive And I thaw him dead.
Shinigami: The dirty hollow, hollow, hollow The dirty hollow, hollow, hollow
They had it coming (they had it coming) They had it coming (they had it coming) They had it coming all along Cos if they used us (cos if they used us) And they abused us (and they abused us) How could you tell us that we were wrong?
He had it coming, he had it coming He only had himself to blame If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it I betcha you would have done the same!
Nanao: You grab my arse one more time... Yoruichi: Single, my arse... Rangiku: Ten times... Momo: Captain, my captain... Rukia: Bakudou 4, Hainawa... Neliel: Diffewentheth of opinion...
Nanao: Arse! Yoruichi: Six! Rangiku: Slash! Momo: Uh-uh! Rukia: Seireitei! Neliel: Nnoitwa!
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