Post by madhair60 on Oct 9, 2012 23:58:32 GMT
gamers: shut up, seriously.
- every time anything happens online that is negative eg. steam goes down for fifteen minutes and you cry "lol DD future"; shut up.
- you lose at a multiplayer game and blame the control pad; shut up.
- an excellent game comes out and you say it's terrible even though you otherwise exhibit functioning standards; shut up.
- any reference to skyrim or portal; shut up, die.
- posting 16-paragraph "reviews" that are basically "this game is worse than another game in the series that came out when I was 4 and consequently is irrevocably lodged in my mind as perfect"; shut up, die.
- all discussion of pokémon in any context; shut up.
- dismissing games because their framerate drops below 60 at any point; fall under a bus and shut up.
- saying "haters gonna hate" when someone accurately and reasonably criticises a videogame that you like because you want to [censored] the guy in it or whatever; shut up.
- disagreeing with me for any reason on any subject; seriously, do one.
- shut up.
- everyone who posts below, shut up. I expect 0 replies.
now why don't you all go and post some excellent stuff somewhere about how your 360 is a piece of [censored] and consequently videogaming is dead, or how it's not as good now because we get 60-hour games for £24.99 instead of half-hours for £64.99. [censored]ing [censored]s.
I'm going to bed now, good night
p.s. this thread is not entirely aimed at badly-drawn manchild, but there is a degree of inspiration within his output. nothing personal mind, I couldn't give a [censored] about any of you as human beings. with a few exceptions. not telling who. mango. that's it. shay's a [censored] hhahahaha not just saying that cos he's sat next to me. with his hand on my dick aahaahhh or is it.
edit: over 9,800 posts. jesus wept. 10,000 and I am so out of here, guys.
- every time anything happens online that is negative eg. steam goes down for fifteen minutes and you cry "lol DD future"; shut up.
- you lose at a multiplayer game and blame the control pad; shut up.
- an excellent game comes out and you say it's terrible even though you otherwise exhibit functioning standards; shut up.
- any reference to skyrim or portal; shut up, die.
- posting 16-paragraph "reviews" that are basically "this game is worse than another game in the series that came out when I was 4 and consequently is irrevocably lodged in my mind as perfect"; shut up, die.
- all discussion of pokémon in any context; shut up.
- dismissing games because their framerate drops below 60 at any point; fall under a bus and shut up.
- saying "haters gonna hate" when someone accurately and reasonably criticises a videogame that you like because you want to [censored] the guy in it or whatever; shut up.
- disagreeing with me for any reason on any subject; seriously, do one.
- shut up.
- everyone who posts below, shut up. I expect 0 replies.
now why don't you all go and post some excellent stuff somewhere about how your 360 is a piece of [censored] and consequently videogaming is dead, or how it's not as good now because we get 60-hour games for £24.99 instead of half-hours for £64.99. [censored]ing [censored]s.
I'm going to bed now, good night
p.s. this thread is not entirely aimed at badly-drawn manchild, but there is a degree of inspiration within his output. nothing personal mind, I couldn't give a [censored] about any of you as human beings. with a few exceptions. not telling who. mango. that's it. shay's a [censored] hhahahaha not just saying that cos he's sat next to me. with his hand on my dick aahaahhh or is it.
edit: over 9,800 posts. jesus wept. 10,000 and I am so out of here, guys.
