Mrcuddlebunny
Big Time Boomer
Writer of appauling stories
Posts: 146
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Post by Mrcuddlebunny on Feb 16, 2004 23:21:11 GMT
A: Sonic has very sensitive skin.
Q: Why, in all his years of controlling Mobius and with all his badnik legions, does Robotnik fail to capture Sonic when one New Tek city policeman manages it?
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Post by Samface on Feb 16, 2004 23:26:27 GMT
A: Sonic and Robotnik are secretly in cahoots - they've got a deal going that they'll never successfully capture each other, thus securing them deals as Mobius' Hero and Mobius' Ever-Present Threat til they can retire on an impressive pension.
Q: Why the heck is there a carnival on the Floating Island, which housed at the time of Sonic 3 precisely one person?
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Post by Sin on Feb 17, 2004 0:04:54 GMT
A: Because Knuckles is secretly not a grumpy loner, he is an exciting fun lover who built a whole carnival for himself.
Q: Why does Knuckles gloves not have fingers in them?
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Post by Darkshadow on Feb 17, 2004 18:49:02 GMT
A: His mother said rap up warm so he wears mittens!
Q: Why is Amy just annoying in Sega but not so in STC?
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Post by ChaosX3 on Feb 17, 2004 18:56:32 GMT
A) Because she is drawn out in STC and has polygons in Sega.
Q) Why is Knuckles called Knuckles when he uses spiked gloves to attack, not his knuckles?
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Mrcuddlebunny
Big Time Boomer
Writer of appauling stories
Posts: 146
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Post by Mrcuddlebunny on Feb 17, 2004 20:36:02 GMT
A: Because the name "Spiked gloves" makes him sound like a piece of wild fungi.
Q: Why did the ancient Echidnas have almost invincible high-tech robots yet used spears to attack the Drakons?
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Post by ChaosX3 on Feb 17, 2004 20:45:32 GMT
A) They couldn't find the "on" buttons
Q) Why does Sonic's tail look more like a man-piece?
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Post by Samface on Feb 17, 2004 20:53:53 GMT
A: Who says it ain't?
Q: Where the heck did Rouge get her car from?
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Post by ChaosX3 on Feb 17, 2004 23:22:33 GMT
A) From the Vauxhal garage downtown Station Square
Q) Why is there lava in the Hill Top Zone?
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Post by Sin on Feb 17, 2004 23:24:59 GMT
A: Because Tails left the tap running.
Q: Why is the secound stage of the Lave Reef Zone compleatly different from the first?
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Post by ChaosX3 on Feb 18, 2004 0:01:13 GMT
A: Robotnik: Oops, left that teleporter on again...
Q: Why is it that Knuckles' job is to look out for the emerald, but he's always out doing wacko stuff?
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Post by Ellie on Feb 18, 2004 20:17:51 GMT
A. he has a low attention span.
Q. why is greenhill mostly orange?
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Post by Sin on Feb 18, 2004 20:35:50 GMT
A: Because Emerald Hill is not made out of rubies.
Q: Is the Flying Battery Zone acturally a flying battery?
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Post by Ellie on Feb 18, 2004 20:38:17 GMT
A.yes, its a panaSONIC one Q. does sonic curl up into a ball when he sleeps?
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Post by Samface on Feb 18, 2004 21:40:23 GMT
A: Yeah, but he gets caught and Tails has to pry him out with a crowbar.
Q: How can Tekno fly without wings?
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Post by ChaosX3 on Feb 18, 2004 22:30:52 GMT
A:She is acctually Super-Tekno, but keeps it hidden
Q:Why is Knuckles so strong, yet his arms are so puny?
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Post by Error Gohunks on Feb 19, 2004 0:19:36 GMT
The chrono genesis {insert latin for freeze here} made him and amnesia and squashed his arms
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Post by Error Gohunks on Feb 19, 2004 0:20:25 GMT
Whats Rouges adress
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Post by Samface on Feb 19, 2004 13:00:41 GMT
A: 17, Wonderbra Avenue, Imnotaspyhonestville.
Q: Why did Gerald decide that a hedgehog, of all things, should be the Ultimate Lifeform? Why not a tiger or something?
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Post by ChaosX3 on Feb 19, 2004 15:57:18 GMT
A) Oh come on, a hedgehog would WHOOP a tiger, wouldn't it...
Q) Why is Robotnik always losing to Sonic?
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Post by Sin on Feb 19, 2004 16:36:29 GMT
A: Because if a hedgehog could whoop a tiger, he could easily take down a human.
Q: Why is Robotnik faster then Sonic in the first couple of games?
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Post by Darkshadow on Feb 19, 2004 18:13:27 GMT
A: Hello? Who created the Speed Shoes?
Q: Why is Mighty the Armadillo Black when most are Orangy
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Post by Sin on Feb 19, 2004 18:51:50 GMT
A: Vector: Finally finished oiling my new car. Now what to do with all this spare oil that will somehow annoy or injure that stupid armadillo.
Q: What's 2 + 7?
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Post by ChaosX3 on Feb 19, 2004 22:48:04 GMT
A) P
Q) Why doesn't Sonic just kill Robotnik?
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Post by Samface on Feb 19, 2004 22:53:08 GMT
A: "Sonic....I am your father...."
Q: How does Shadow make his spines stick out in odd ways like that?
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