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Post by 321boom on Feb 22, 2005 21:23:49 GMT
A few days ago, for the first time, I encountered a great comegy, that comedy is know as...
BLACKADDER!
It frickin' rocks!
I watched the eslizabeathen series.
Favourite bit:
Blackadder: "Baldric. Listen. What is 2 beans plus 2 beans?"
Baldric: "Some beans!"
Blackadder: No! Look, if I add 2 beans to another 2 beans what does it make?
Baldric: "A small portion of beans!"
Blackadder:"Listen! What is 2 beans plus 2 beans?"
Baldrick: A small caserole!!
Blackadder: 2 beans plus 2 beans!!!!!!!!
Baldrick: 3 beans and 1 bean!
You get the idea...
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Post by Zerolus on Feb 22, 2005 21:47:27 GMT
Ah, Black Adder is utter classic. ;D
"Where's my messenger pidgeon" "I don't know. Buldric?" "Um. We did not eat this plump, delicious, fat pidgeon."
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Post by madhair60 on Feb 22, 2005 21:50:06 GMT
Blackadder 2, 3 and 4 are peerless!
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Post by Ed on Feb 22, 2005 21:50:36 GMT
I love, from the Scarlet Pimpernel story: "that would be the most unlikely event since Judas Escariot won the AD31 "Best Disciple" competition. I was in pain laughing the first time I heard that.
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Post by RSM on Feb 23, 2005 9:29:23 GMT
Security isn't a dirty word Blackadder. Crevice is a dirty word
Would you like to here my poem Sir? Go on Baldrick. Boom Boom Boom Boom, Boom Boom Boom.
OK, heres what you do, put a pair of underpants on your head and shove two pencils up your nose.
Wibble
We ran out of sugar last Christmas and have since been using a substitute. What. Dandruff
So what you are saying to me, is that since xxxx all the coffee have been mud flavoured with spit and dandruff?
Ah cappucino, do you have any of those brown flaky bits that go on top? I'll see what I can fin-. No, no that won't be neccessary
All random quotes from Blackadder Goes Forth, excellent stuff.
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Post by Samface on Feb 23, 2005 10:37:03 GMT
Blackadder > everything
Apart from the first series, of course. Though that had its moments, like the torture machine with ostrich feathers.
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Post by 321boom on Feb 23, 2005 17:54:20 GMT
Is it true that they're making a sixties version?
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Post by Matt on Feb 23, 2005 18:08:26 GMT
i don't think so but if they that would be great i tierd of waiting for the sqeul of back and forth (2000) i just can't wit the bext 995 years for it to come out, lol
umm worth checking in to, but no I think black adder 4's ending went down I history and any good wirter/ cast won't want to risk that
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Post by Omega Wants Cake on Feb 24, 2005 9:49:37 GMT
Blackadder's a riot. Lots of very funny puns mixed with dry witty humour. Also how can you not love Baldrick. Anyone seen Blackadder's Christmas carol? Its probably the most original take on the book ever! Edmund: Hah! Got him with my subtle plan! Baldrick: I can't see any subtle plan. Edmund: Baldrick, you wouldn't see a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord, singing "Subtle Plans Are Here Again."
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Post by Omnion (yes, he is a man) on Feb 24, 2005 16:44:00 GMT
I hated the first series, Blackadder 2 was good, and Blackadder 3-4 are my favourite comedies of all time!
SO. Friggin. Funny!
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Post by Stuntman Fifteen on Feb 24, 2005 17:15:51 GMT
Blackadder has no equal. Apart from the other Blackadder's, that is. A few of my favorite quotes from the Blackadder's: Blackadder II: Percy: Oh Edmond! Edmond, I have awaited your return! Blackadder: And you know, so have I, because I was just thinking, my God, I might die in twelve hours, what I really need now is a hug from a complete prat! (All-time favorite ) ------------------- Spannish bloke who doesn't speak English: Bathardo! Blackadder: Bathardo. Err...bathwater! SB: *starts immitating a woman and baby* BA: Oh, err... woman, baby err... b***tard! SB: Si! *Starts immitating father and son* BA: Big b***tard. Little b***tard! Oh, oh son! I'm a b***tards son! SB: *starts immitating dog* BA: Crazy b***tard! SB: *starts waggling tounge and panting* BA: Oh, thirsty b***tard! SB: *starts barking* BA: Thirsty barking b***tard! SB: Bark bark! Bark bark! BA: Oh, dog! Dog, okay... SB: *starts immitating pregnant woman* BA: Woman... dog, woman, dog... oh, b-itch! I'm a b***tard son of a b-itch! SB: SI, SI!!! *shakes blackadders hand* --------------- Absolutely classic.
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Post by SJ on Feb 26, 2005 13:31:12 GMT
Blackadder 2 was my favourite with queeny! But they were all good.
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Post by ronson on Feb 26, 2005 17:00:54 GMT
blackadder goes forth was very poinent at the end of the series but like everyone else says friggin quality!
i liked the private plane episode where they get gunned down by the germans.
random quote
flashart - ok men treat your woman like you treat your plane!
george - how do you mean sir? take her back to see your mother on sundays?
flashart - (raises an eyebrow) no, get inside her five times a day and take her up to heaven and back!
blackadder - I am beginning to see why the sufferjets want the vote.
flashart - hey hey. any bird who wants to chain herself to my railings and suffer a jet movement gets my vote!!!
hilarious
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Post by Stuntman Fifteen on Feb 27, 2005 16:30:50 GMT
More random quotes from Blackadder II:
Blackadder: Percy, what is that on your tunic?
Percy: Oh! It is a broach, Blackadder, a broach cunningly fashioned out of pure green!
Blackadder: It looks like you've sneezed.
Percy: And lo! Here is a ring cunningly fashioned out of green. With these trinketts I intend to reclaim your fortune and buy back your house!
Blackadder: So you think there's a big market in jewelry that looks like snot, d'you? -----------------------------
Lord Melched: But surely there must be something we can do! Perhaps an amusing word game?
Blackadder: Alright, make a sentence out of these words: Face, Sodding, Your, Shut! ----------------------------
*loud knock on the door*
Lady Whiteadder: Edmond! You have invited other guests?! *slaps blackadder* Wicked child! Where there are guests there are people to fornicate with!
Blackadder: Heaven forbid! There are probably just some wandering peasents begging for alms. I'll just go tell them to fornicate off!
Absolutely hilarious. ;D
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Post by SJ on Feb 27, 2005 17:23:29 GMT
lol Great moments there from series 2!
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Post by ronson on Feb 27, 2005 18:03:42 GMT
good stuff!
blackadder got 2nd best comedy ever after only fools and horses in a bbc poll. another random quote from blackadder in private plane
blackadder: sir, can I have some time to recoperate after being tortured by the most vicous sadists in the german army?
general sir hogmany melchitt - of course blackadder, your comanding officer must be mad to not let you have leave.
blackadder: sir, you are my commanding officer.
general sir hogmany melchitt - well
blackadder: so can I have some time to recoperate
general sir hogmany melchitt - certainly not
blackadder: thankyou sir
general hogmany melchitt - mmeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!
pure genius!
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Post by Samface on Feb 27, 2005 18:59:42 GMT
Fun fact my mate Mike noticed - Melchett and Owen Newitt from Vicar of Dibley have the same voice. ;D
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Post by Stuntman Fifteen on Feb 28, 2005 10:21:55 GMT
Fun fact my mate Mike noticed - Melchett and Owen Newitt from Vicar of Dibley have the same voice. ;D Whaaat? Lies! More quotes: (BTW there're all drunk) Blackadder: See the little goblin, see his little feet; and his little nosey-wosey, isn't the goblin sweet. Everyone: YES! Queen: Er, hang on, I'm sure there was something very important I had to do today, but I just can't remember... Blackadder: Look, d'you lot want to hear about this goblin or not? Everyone: YES! Blackadder: Well then, I might be able to finish, with any luck... *Lady Whiteadder pops out from under queenies dress* Luck, hehehe, Waheyy! *silence* Lady Whiteadder: What, don't you get it? Everyone: Nooo... Lady Whiteadder: Oh, come on! Luck! Sounds almost exactly like fu- *show ends!*
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Post by Samface on Feb 28, 2005 13:01:51 GMT
Whaaat? Lies! Just imagine Melchett saying "Meeeh! Blackadder!" but replace Blackadder with "Vicar".
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Post by ronson on Feb 28, 2005 17:18:45 GMT
lol
its so true man ;D
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Post by Stuntman Fifteen on Feb 28, 2005 18:13:24 GMT
Just imagine Melchett saying "Meeeh! Blackadder!" but replace Blackadder with "Vicar". *thinks really hard* Blimey, he's only bloody right. I guess that's comedy. BTW, did you notice how Percy was a complete prat back in Blackadder II, but became a jealous arse-wipe in Blackadder Goes Forth? Which one did you like?
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Post by Samface on Feb 28, 2005 18:57:25 GMT
BTW, did you notice how Percy was a complete prat back in Blackadder II, but became a jealous [backside]-wipe in Blackadder Goes Forth? Which one did you like? Well, they weren't reaaaaly the same character like the others were. The Goes Forth guy was called Kevin Darling. I preferred Darling. Percy was just a bit of a second Baldrick. Which was entertaining when they had stupid conversations, but you only really need one Baldrick.
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Post by ronson on Feb 28, 2005 19:19:14 GMT
*thinks really hard* Blimey, he's only flipping right. I guess that's comedy. BTW, did you notice how Percy was a complete prat back in Blackadder II, but became a jealous [backside]-wipe in Blackadder Goes Forth? Which one did you like? captain darling - was like percy the butt of jokes but he was deserving as the character was a slimy horrible person. tom mckinney played it superbly. sorry if I got the name wrong...
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Post by Stuntman Fifteen on Mar 7, 2005 16:53:57 GMT
Hah, it was Percy for me. One Baldrick is bad enough, but two will make you puke while laughing. ;D
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Post by ronson on Mar 7, 2005 20:11:08 GMT
true in general hospital
baldrick: I hate hostipulls. my grandad died when going into a hostipull
blackadder: baldrick, he was already dead when they carried him in.
pure genius
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