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Post by Stuntman Fifteen on Mar 9, 2005 18:42:40 GMT
Just remembered this one from Blackadder the third while in school:
Baldrick: Don't worry sir, I have a cunning plan to cure you of your problem.
Blackadder: Yes Baldrick, but let us not forget you cured your mothers low ceiling by cutting off her head.
Absolute genius. ;D
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Post by Turbocharge on Mar 10, 2005 19:37:43 GMT
He also played the scarlet pimperel. And Steven Fry also played Duke of Wellington in the 3rd series.
*pats his box set*
I can recite every episode. Sad, isn't it? ;D;D Blackadder rules.
[ludwig]: I hope this scum has not inconweinenced you. [edmund]: It takes more than a maniac trying to cut off my goolies to "inconweinence" me. [l]: Good, becuase if he had inconweinenced you, I goig to offer you his tongue. [e]: Believe me, if he had "inconweinenced" me, you would not have a tongue with which to make such an offer. [l]: Let me assure you, herr blackadder, that if I no longer had a tongue, then you would no longer have a tongue with which to tell me that if this scoundrel had inconwienenced you, then I would no longer have a tongue with which to offer you his tongue. [e]: ... yes, well enough of this banter. Who the hell are you, suasage breath?
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Post by ronson on Mar 11, 2005 12:12:31 GMT
the second series is now on bbc2 at I think wed around 10pm. good stuff
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Post by Stuntman Fifteen on Mar 12, 2005 10:02:52 GMT
He also played the scarlet pimperel. And Steven Fry also played Duke of Wellington in the 3rd series. *pats his box set* I can recite every episode. Sad, isn't it? ;D;D Blackadder rules. [ludwig]: I hope this scum has not inconweinenced you. [edmund]: It takes more than a maniac trying to cut off my goolies to "inconweinence" me. [l]: Good, becuase if he had inconweinenced you, I goig to offer you his tongue. [e]: Believe me, if he had "inconweinenced" me, you would not have a tongue with which to make such an offer. [l]: Let me assure you, herr blackadder, that if I no longer had a tongue, then you would no longer have a tongue with which to tell me that if this scoundrel had inconwienenced you, then I would no longer have a tongue with which to offer you his tongue. [e]: ... yes, well enough of this banter. Who the hell are you, suasage breath? Darnnit, I was going to write that one but I forgot how it ended.
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Post by Turbocharge on Mar 12, 2005 14:13:41 GMT
Darnnit, I was going to write that one but I forgot how it ended. ;D [edmund] If I admit that i'm in love- [guard] No! *rolls over on his back* [e] If I admit that i'm head over heels in love with satan ad all his little wizards, you will remove my testicles with a sharp instrument- [g] *makes slicing movements* [e] resembling some sort of gardening tool but we can't quite- and roast them over a large fire. Whereas if I don't admit that i'm in love with satan and all his little wizards, you will hold me upside down in a vat of warm marmalade. [g] *frantic motions* [e] Oh, and remove my testicles with a sharp instument and roast them over a large fire. Oh, I see. I that case, I love satan. [g] *happy exclamations and picks up a sythe* [e] Oh, it's a sythe!
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Post by Stuntman Fifteen on Mar 19, 2005 15:03:28 GMT
;D [edmund] If I admit that i'm in love- [guard] No! *rolls over on his back* [e] If I admit that i'm head over heels in love with satan ad all his little wizards, you will remove my testicles with a sharp instrument- [g] *makes slicing movements* [e] resembling some sort of gardening tool but we can't quite- and roast them over a large fire. Whereas if I don't admit that i'm in love with satan and all his little wizards, you will hold me upside down in a vat of warm marmalade. [g] *frantic motions* [e] Oh, and remove my testicles with a sharp instument and roast them over a large fire. Oh, I see. I that case, I love satan. [g] *happy exclamations and picks up a sythe* [e] Oh, it's a sythe! *faints from Turbocharge's absolute l33t knowledge of Blackadder*
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Post by 321boom on Apr 2, 2005 18:10:49 GMT
I love baldric!
Typical blackadder episode:
Blackadder: What am I going to do
Baldric: I have a cunning plan my lord......
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