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Post by Devo DrakeFox on Jan 22, 2006 0:01:24 GMT
You wanna know 'bout ' mah thumb, do you boy? Intrigue ya, does i' boy? Mah thumb? Lemme tell y' abou' i'. I come from a long line o' 'itchhikers, all wi' bleedin' massive thumbs! Y' see th' thumb's a tremendous boon to th' 'itchhiker, helps wi' work, y' know whut I mean? Only problem was when I was a child, mah thumb was TINY! An' not jus' tiny, like a single sugar puff! Disgusting! Even me own mother would reel back in 'orror, like an anaconda! 'Ooh, what's that thing? It's tiny! It's revol'in'! Take your tiny thumb an' git ou'a 'ere an' never darken my door again!' I 'ad t' leave th' family unit in search of a miracle. I wandered th' streets lookin' for th' answers, when people told me of a magic shaman, part man part hornet! So I went lookin' for 'im! I searched everywhere! I combed the universe, in search o' th' stripey insect shaman! Turns ou' 'e was in a local primary school, in a bin, reelin' aroun' wi' th' apple cores, like they do. So I stood there, wi' mah thumb ou', an' 'e STUNG I'! Aww, 'e latched on t' i' like 'e was makin' love t' i' with 'is sting! In an' ou'! In an' ou'! More an' more! Oh, the pus! The pain! The wet jigsaw puzzle! I di'nt know wha' was 'appenin'! For days I was in a trance! An' when I came to, there it was, like a fleshy marracca! A thumb o' gigan'ic proportions! 'A miracle', I said! 'A miracle! You're a true wizard. How can I evah repay yuh?' An' 'e sed '500 euros'. '500 euros!? You won't see penny one from me, you SLAG!' So I brought up mah thumb an' I smashed 'iz tiny skull in! I could see i' in 'iz li'l insect face, 'e wuz thinkin' 'Oh, I crea'ed tha' monstah! I crea'ed tha' thumb! An' now it's killin' me! My own beastly creation, killin' me dead! Th' swee' irony!' I think 'e was sayin' tha', i' was a long time ago, when in 'indsigh', 'e coulda jus' been shi'in' 'imself! - The Hitcher, The Mighty Boosh
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Post by unikron on Jan 22, 2006 0:49:42 GMT
Krone: ....It's possible that someone is about to have THEIR FACE SAWN OFF!
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Post by Dave on Jan 22, 2006 1:20:11 GMT
Have you ever danced with the Devil, in the pale of the moonlight?
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Spudiator
Artist Hume
High Priest of the Religion of Football
STC-O's resident footy obsessive
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Post by Spudiator on Jan 22, 2006 1:46:36 GMT
"You've only got a couple of hours left. If you're gonna pull a party outta your arse you might wanna stand up!"
- Brian Griffin, Family Guy
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Post by robbienekoda on Jan 22, 2006 1:52:25 GMT
Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight? Corrected.  |
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on Jan 22, 2006 8:20:52 GMT
Finally. The only thing left to be done is to capture the essential life data from your counterpart. Then, you'll be complete, my Hyper Metal Sonic! When you awaken.... KILL HIM. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! - Dr. Robotnik, Sonic OVA
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Post by Samface on Jan 22, 2006 12:27:17 GMT
"Operator! Get me the number for 911!"
- Homer Simpson
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Post by unikron on Jan 22, 2006 12:57:19 GMT
Some ATHF quotes
Master Shake: YOU'LL FIND THE BACK OF MY HAND DISPLEASING!
Frylock: How many TV's have you broke this year?
Master Shake: A lot more than YOU have!
Master Shake: Yeah? Well NO ONE ESCAPES....from.....the....power....
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on Jan 22, 2006 12:58:17 GMT
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITRY IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE. - AM from I Have No Mouth, And I Must Scream by Harlon Ellison
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Post by Blizz on Jan 22, 2006 13:24:23 GMT
"It must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays."
- Arthur Dent
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Artist Hume
(A Small Borneo Mammal)
Queen of Pig Torture
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Post by Smithy on Jan 22, 2006 13:27:04 GMT
Some ATHF quotes Master Shake: YOU'LL FIND THE BACK OF MY HAND DISPLEASING! Frylock: How many TV's have you broke this year? Master Shake: A lot more than YOU have! Master Shake: Yeah? Well NO ONE ESCAPES....from.....the....power.... Have you heard the Mouse and the Mask album by Dangerdoom (Gorillaz producer Dangermouse and rapper MF Doom)? It features most of the the Aqua teen hunger force cast, along with SpaceGhost and Harvey Birdman. |
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Post by Blizz on Jan 22, 2006 13:38:05 GMT
"Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!"
- Strong Bad
"Zombie zombie zombie, I want to see the zombiiiiies! Eat brains, eat brains, I'm going to see zombies. Eat brains, eat brains, dum dum dum dum..."
- Foamy
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on Jan 22, 2006 14:09:02 GMT
Whenever I look at a woman I find it difficult to see past the evil. - Ted from Scrubs
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Post by unikron on Jan 22, 2006 14:18:03 GMT
"It must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays." - Arthur Dent Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz: Is that definitely the ship? Guard: Affirmative captain, we have obtained positive identification. Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz: Dont answer back Guard: What? Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz: I Said Dont answer back. Guard: I was just- Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz: Dont interrupt Guard: I wouldn't dare captain Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz: Yes you would, you just did! You dare to lie to me?! Guard: No captain Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz: DONT CONTRADICT ME! Guard: I didn't captain Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz: You did just then! Guard: What? Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz: I said do- Guard: I didnt mean to! Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz: DONT INTERRUPT! GUARD! CATCH IT! ...Take this object away and shoot it. Guard2: Shoot him, captain? Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz: DONT QUESTION MY ORDERS! Guard2: No of course not captain, I wouldn't dream of it! Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz: You dare to patronize me?! Guard2: No honestly captain, I wouldn't! Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz: When you have shot your prisoner... Guard2: yes captain? Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz: Shoot yourself Guard2: But! Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz: Then throw yourself out of the nearest airlock Guard2: yes captain, at once captain! Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz: I will not have this insubordination in my crew! The next peep out of any of you and you ALL get it in the neck...Is that understood? (silence) Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz: Is that understood? Vogon: Yes sir Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz: (kills half of his crew) The transmission between Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz and the psychiatrist that follows is brilliant as well. |
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Post by Hevs on Jan 22, 2006 14:21:02 GMT
Mrs Huber: Susan! Have you managed to find old clothes for Edie? She has Nothing to wear!
Susan: I thought that was the look she was going for
Random quote from desperate husewives ^_^
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Spudiator
Artist Hume
High Priest of the Religion of Football
STC-O's resident footy obsessive
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Post by Spudiator on Jan 22, 2006 14:22:11 GMT
Peter: It's already done. I dropped them all off at Toys for Toddlers last night.
Brian: All? Peter, only only one gift was for charity, the rest were for the family.
Peter: No, the rest were from the family. Weren't they? (Pauses.) Oh crap...since when did they change the meaning of "for" to "from"?
Brian: They had a meeting about it last night.
Peter: Why wasn't I told?
Brian: They sent you a card, but it said "for Peter" on it so you must of thought it was from you, so you didn't...you know, its just easier to call you stupid.
- Brian and Peter Griffin
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on Jan 22, 2006 14:26:22 GMT
You cost me my eye, my body, and some might say my sanity. Now you might expect me to be quite pissed about it. Well frankly I am, but that's not why I'm hurting you now, no. I just enjoy torturing young girls! I know it's sick, but everyone needs a hobby! - Gil Burg from Dangaioh
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Post by Dave on Jan 22, 2006 14:26:29 GMT
Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight? Corrected. Have I ever told you I hate you? I could have sworn my way was right... And I only watched it the other day!  |
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Post by The Tikal who had no Toes on Jan 22, 2006 14:37:07 GMT
One of my favourite moments from Blackadder Goes Forth.
Blackadder: "I spy with my bored little eye, something beginning with R."
Baldrick: "Army?"
Blackadder: "No. R. Rrrrrr."
Baldrick: "A motorbike, sir. They begin with rrrrrrr."
Blackadder: "I've got another one, what starts with 'come here' and ends in 'ouch'?...Come here, Baldrick."
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Post by Balls on Jan 22, 2006 14:37:24 GMT
"Surely you can't be serious?"
"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."
~That guy and the doctor from Airplane.
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Post by Samface on Jan 22, 2006 14:45:04 GMT
Peter: It's already done. I dropped them all off at Toys for Toddlers last night. Brian: All? Peter, only only one gift was for charity, the rest were for the family... I love that exchange with a firey passion. ;D "'Blackmail' is such an ugly word. I prefer 'extortion'. The 'x' makes it sound cool!" - Bender "I'm perfectly alright, I ran it under a cold tap!" - Philip's reaction to being bitten by a zombie in Shaun of the Dead. "Harriet Jones, Prime Minister." "Yes, I know who you are..." - Doctor Who. "On second thought, let us not go to Camelot. It is a silly place." |
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Post by unikron on Jan 22, 2006 15:18:14 GMT
Freddy Cricien, "Look My Way" ----- ------- Look my way, dont hide your face in shame To me you're all the same, I dont need your respect I'm proud to say we've held strong through all the years Come this far, and I see very clear You fake a smile to show me how much you care You hypocrites get no respect over here I know your game, B. I keep going strong You cant phase me, I keep moving on I see right through your games, and all your phoney ways In my world you have no say Go your way, cause I know there'll be a day When you'll be forced to look my way I'm proud to say we've always kept it real No need to flaunt, to hide the way I feel You live a lie, afraid to look me in the eye You have a lot to say, so speak your mind I know your game, B. I keep going strong You cant phase me, I keep moving on I'm not to blame- When all your [censored] blows off in your face I'm not to blame- Cause someones bound to put you in your place I'm not to blame- For all the times that you were afraid to just look my way "On second thought, let us not go to Camelot. It is a silly place." Is it odd that when I was 13 I could recite that movie word for word, and that 6 years later I still not only know it word for word, but still laugh at it? - AM from I Have No Mouth, And I Must Scream by Harlon Ellison You have superb taste |
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Post by Robert Frazer on Jan 22, 2006 16:33:41 GMT
Whever your parents, wives, irritated younger siblings, emasculated Miami lawyers or anyone else sees fit to harangue, berate, and castigate your use of the computer and allege it is a "ruinous" practice, rejoinder with this absolute gem of a quote which will leave their arguments in tatters... " Think what we would have missed if we had never used a mobile phone or surfed the Net or, to be honest, listened to other people talking about surfing the Net" - H.M. Queen Elizabeth II, 21st November 1997. Royal patronage - you can't get classier and more worthy than that!  |
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Post by Samface on Jan 22, 2006 16:37:59 GMT
Le Queen actually used the phrase "surfing the Net"? That just made my day.  |
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on Jan 22, 2006 17:16:22 GMT
Leela: Please Bender, have some malt liqueur. If not for yourself then for the people who love you.
Bender: I hate the people who love me and they hate me!
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