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Post by Super Sonic on Jan 23, 2006 14:59:15 GMT
Heh, The Young Ones rock.
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Smithy
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Post by Smithy on Jan 23, 2006 15:24:35 GMT
Willow - "Well... When I'm with a boy I like it's hard for me to say anything cool, or witty, or at all. I - I can usually make a few vowel sounds. And then I have to go away..."
Xander - "You're having parental issues, you're having parental issues!" Willow - "Xander..." Xander - "What? Freud would have said the exact same thing... except he might not have done that little dance."
Xander - "I laugh in the face of danger! Then I hide until it goes away."
Principal Snyder - "There are some things I can just smell. It's like a 6th sense." Giles - "Well, actually, that would be one of the five."
Buffy - "You don't just sneak up on people in a graveyard. You make noise when you walk. You... stomp. Or yodel." -
Cordelia -"I have all these thoughts, and I'm pretty sure they all contradict each other."
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Post by Samface on Jan 23, 2006 15:31:33 GMT
Xander - "I laugh in the face of danger! Then I hide until it goes away." That was my motto for the last two years of secondary school. I love Buffy.
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on Jan 23, 2006 15:37:21 GMT
Lisa: I'm not a state! I'm a monster! *cries*
Homer: No Lisa. The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor! And now it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!
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Post by Blizz on Jan 23, 2006 15:46:25 GMT
Arthur: "Look, you stupid [censored] you've got no arms left!" Black Knight: "Yes I have!" Arthur: "LOOK!" Black Knight: "Just a flesh wound." *resumes kicking*
BK: "Right, I'll do you for that!" Arthur: "You'll what?!" BK: "Come 'ere!" Arthur: "What are you gonna do, bleed on me?!" BK: "I'm invincible!" Arthur: "You're a loony!"
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Post by Samface on Jan 23, 2006 16:00:22 GMT
"Help, help! I'm being repressed!"
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Post by Blizz on Jan 23, 2006 16:08:16 GMT
"Help, help! I'm being repressed!" "BLOODY PEASANT!" "Oh, what a giveaway! D'you hear that? Did you see him repressing me? You saw it didn't you?"
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Post by Dave on Jan 23, 2006 16:40:06 GMT
Great South Park one.
Cartman: "No kitty that's a bad kitty!" Kitty: "Meow" Cartman: "No Kitty you can't have my pie!" Kitty: "Meow" Cartman: "No Kitty that's a bad KITTY! MOOOOMMMM, KITTY's BEING A DILDO!" Cartmans Mom: "Well, I know a certain kitty-witty who'll be sleeping with me tonight"
That had me in hysterics for ages.
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Smithy
Artist Hume
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Post by Smithy on Jan 23, 2006 17:44:57 GMT
School Nurse - Ummmm... I think you should know... I think I might be pregnant. Kaneda - Hey Great! Can I watch you have it. - Akira
Elijah Snow - Get a Job or drink coffee flavoured with dog urine for all eternity. Tough one. - Planetary
Yotsuba - What, this? Koiwai - You use it to scare birds away. You're not a bird, are you? Look. Yotsuba - WAUGH! Koiwai - Look. LOOK. Yotsuba - HYAUGH! Sales assistant - Excuse me sir but you're disturbing the other customers... - Yotsuba&!
Atom - He's bigger then my car now, Katie. Personally I blame you. Katie - How can it possibly be my fault? Atom - Because otherwise it would be my fault. That can't be right – I'm a professor. - JLU
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Post by unikron on Jan 23, 2006 19:59:06 GMT
Dr Weird: GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD! CORN! Steve: Heyyy, this is pretty nice! yeah, I am kinda hungry! Dr weird: GOOD! THEN LET THE MATING BEGIN! (corn attacks Steve) HAHAHAHHHA!
Dr Weird: GENTLEMEN! I HAVE MADE LOVE TO THIS MACHINE! (pointint at a lawnmore) AND IN RETROSPECT I ASK WHY! Steve: ...I'm sure SOMEONE thinks thats cool....so...did you do it for science, or Dr Weird: NO! SHE WAS DRUNK! SHE DIDNT KNOW WHAT SHE WAS DOING! (lawnmower cracks open to reveal an egg with robotic arms) MY MECHANICAL BOY!
Dr Weird: GENTLEMEN! I- Steve: You know, you can call me Steve, I mean, there's no one else here! Dr Weird: (looks horrified to see a monster behind Steve that only he can see) Steve: ...Right? Dr Weird: MY MIND!
Dr Weird: GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD! I HAVE GENETICALLY SPLICED THE DOUBLE HELIX OF A FRIED PORK CHOP WITH THAT OF MY ROOMMATE RANDALL! Steve: ...Whoa! Dr Weird: HELL YES, WHOA! COME HERE RANDALL! AND PAY.....YOUR HALF OF THE UTILITIES! BWAHAHAHAHHAHA!
Dr Weird: GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD! I HAVE CREATED THIS THING! Steve: ...What is it? Dr Weird: I DONT KNOW!
Dr Weird: Gentlemen! BEHOLD! (drops his clothes) BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! Steve: 0__0
Dr Weird: GENTLEMEN! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!
Dr Weird: GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD! MOTHMON-oh no! (Mothmonsterman is flying away) COME BAAAAAAAAACK! Steve: he escaped! Dr Weird: YES! THROUGH THE HOLE! (head sets on fire) MY HAIR HEATER!
Dr Weird: GENTLEMEN! I BRING YOU...MORE CORN! Steve: I dunno man, I mean, after last time Dr Weird: THIS TIME---SHALL BE DIFFERENT! BWAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHA! Steve: .....Well alright. Cause I am hungry again (corn attacks him) Dr Weird: IT'S NOT DIFFERENT AT ALL IS IT STEVE?! BWAHAHAHHAHAHA!
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on Jan 23, 2006 20:19:08 GMT
Excellent Family Guy moment.
Joe: That's the most vicious killer I ever put away. His name's Steve Bellows. He's so mean he once shot a man for snoring.
Cleveland: Maybe Steve won't remember you.
Steve: Well well, Officer Swanson. You and your friends are dead! You're all DEAD!
Peter: Oh good. He thinks we're zombies, he'll leave us alone.
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Post by The Tikal who had no Toes on Jan 23, 2006 21:06:27 GMT
League Of Gentlemen quotes: Woman: *meaningless gibberish* Papa Lazarou: "Of course! We'd LOVE you to join us!"
Tubbs: "Will we still be local?" Edward: "Yes. But in a different way."
Postman: "Here's your frog, sir." Harvey Denton: "HOW DARE YOU USE THE F-WORD! This...is a toad."
Pauline: "Now listen, you tubby little titwitch..."
Val Denton: "Black for paper, chrome for string / The blue ones from a hook do swing / We keep them clean, don't be mistaken / For kitchen jobs, like trimming bacon"
Tubbs: "WE DIDN'T BURN HIM!!!"
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Post by Blizz on Jan 23, 2006 22:38:48 GMT
Lois: "That Hugh Grant is so charming!" Peter: "Oh is that how it is?!" Lois: "Peter, no!" Peter: "Come here you home wreckin' [censored]!" *rips cinema screen* Chris: "Don't do it Dad, he's bigger than you!"
Ed: "Any zombies out there?" Shaun: "Don't say that!" Ed: "What?" Shaun: "That!" Ed: "What?" Shaun: "That! The 'Z-word.' Don't say it." Ed: "Why not?" Shaun: "Because it's ridiculous!" Ed: "Alright... Are there any out there though?" Shaun: "...No, can't see any. Maybe it's not as bad as all that.... Oh, wait, there they are."
Guy: "What do you want?!" Ace: "HDS sir, and how are you this morning? Alllrighty then. I have a package for you." Guy: "..Sounds broken." Ace: "Most likely sir. I bet it was something nice though."
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Post by Samface on Jan 23, 2006 22:50:15 GMT
"This new hand? It's a fightin' hand!" - Doctor Who
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Post by Blizz on Jan 23, 2006 23:13:48 GMT
"I could just say six little words and bring you down. .....Don't you think she looks tired?" - The Doctor
Stinkoman: "Hey! My birthday was last week! I don't see anybody making any Stinkoman shaped pancakes!" *footsteps* "Whaaaaaaat is that?! WAAAAAAAGH! TROGADOR!" Trogador: *roars* Stinkoman: "Is this some kind of crazy mixed up way of asking me for a birthday challeeeeeeeenge?"
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Post by Matt on Jan 23, 2006 23:25:13 GMT
oh your god -bender
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on Jan 24, 2006 7:47:35 GMT
Destiny's powerful hand has made the bed of my future, and it's up to me to lie in it. I am destined to become a superhero, to right wrongs, and pound two-fisted justice into the hearts of evildoers everywhere! You don't fight destiny, no sir! And you don't eat crackers in the bed of your future! Otherwise you get all.... scratchy. - The Tick
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Post by supersonicjim on Jan 24, 2006 9:41:58 GMT
"I said you done a good jorb out there!" Coach Z
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Post by Dave on Jan 24, 2006 14:51:33 GMT
"So this little virtual-voodoo satellite turns my wonderful thoughts into their reality? I think, therefore they suffer?" ~The Joker JLA #11
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Post by Blizz on Jan 24, 2006 14:56:20 GMT
"I'm pretending I'm the captain of the football torm!" - Li'l Coach Z
Kryten "I want to know, is that normal?" Lister: "What, taking photographs of it and showin' it to your mates?! No it's not!"
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Smithy
Artist Hume
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Queen of Pig Torture
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Post by Smithy on Jan 24, 2006 15:03:08 GMT
“Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven.” - John Milton, Paradise Lost
(check the post count)
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Post by Samface on Jan 24, 2006 16:36:41 GMT
smithy is teh devil run
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on Jan 24, 2006 16:57:33 GMT
Autobots, transform and roll out! - Optimus Prime
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Smithy
Artist Hume
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Queen of Pig Torture
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Post by Smithy on Jan 24, 2006 17:12:18 GMT
Yeah running, no ones ever tried that before, thats sure to save you, muhahahahaha! It's pretty cool, Im tempted not to post for a while just to keep it the same... Ah, goddammit!
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on Jan 24, 2006 17:38:04 GMT
Optimus: No more games, Rodimus! Innocent lives are at stake!
Rodimus: NO-ONE IS INNOCENT!
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