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Post by robbienekoda on Jan 28, 2006 10:01:39 GMT
Donna always gets the best lines! I beg to differ.  GAZ FTW! |
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Post by Rory. on Jan 28, 2006 10:47:57 GMT
Mighty boosh quote:
Old gregg: Heres a water-colour I call old gregg, and heres another I call this one old gregg too, and heres another geuss what this ones called?
Howard: I dunno, Old Gregg?
Old gregg: yeah, heres one I call baileys, this is baileys again but a bit bigger, and this is as close as you can get to baileys without gettin your eye wet.
probably a few mistakes in that I havent seen it since monday.
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Post by t3hchaosx3 on Jan 28, 2006 11:29:34 GMT
Donna always gets the best lines! I beg to differ. GAZ FTW! I second that. "Gazturbation..." |
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Post by robbienekoda on Jan 28, 2006 12:55:29 GMT
"When will you be back?"
"I dunno, when Uranus...circles...Mars!"
"...Me ahse?"
;D ;D
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on Jan 28, 2006 13:52:59 GMT
Doctor: Okay, if you want orders, then accept this one: Kill yourself.
Dalek: The Daleks must survive!
Doctor: The Daleks have failed! Why don't you finish the job and make the Daleks extinct! Rid the universe of your filth! Why don't you just DIE!?
Dalek:....You would make a good Dalek.
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Post by Blizz on Jan 28, 2006 17:54:39 GMT
The Doctor: "Know how long you can knock around space without having to bump into Earth?"
Rose: "Five days? Or is that just when we're out of milk?"
The Doctor: "All the species in all the universe and it has to come out of a cow..."
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Post by Balls on Jan 28, 2006 19:05:13 GMT
"And Leon's getting laaaaaaaarger!"~The really camp guy from Airplane.
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on Jan 29, 2006 9:50:40 GMT
Homer walks into a fancy restaurant.
Homer: Wow. Classy.
Waiter: Good evening sir. Would you please leave without a fuss right now?
Homer:...Okay.
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Post by Dave on Jan 29, 2006 12:51:03 GMT
"To Resist The Influence Of Others, Knowledge Of Oneself Is Most Important." - Teal'c, Stargate SG-1
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Post by Spudiator on Jan 29, 2006 13:46:46 GMT
"When will you be back?" "I dunno, when Uranus...circles...Mars!" "...Me ahse?" ;D ;D Good one. All the best quotes were in the first series. Gaz: It's an invasion of privacy! Donna: Oh I see. You're having a nice male paranoid fantasy and you're about to start using words like time and space. Well I've had enough of your quantum physics Gaz! Gaz: No, I didn't understand any of that! ;D |
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on Jan 29, 2006 14:05:11 GMT
You seem unhappy.... I like that. - The Janitor, Scrubs
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Post by Blizz on Jan 31, 2006 16:47:29 GMT
"Ohh geez! I killed the elephant man! This is bad! Rrrrl rrrrl bad! What would the Dancing Brothers do in a situation such as this? ...Oh, gonna have a goood time tonight, gonna have a goood time tonight..."
- Coach Z
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Post by Baron Canier on Jan 31, 2006 17:45:44 GMT
"Hmm. I see that the President has equipped his daughter with ballistics aswell." -- Luis Sera, Resident Evil 4.
I love you, Luis. ;D
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Post by t3hchaosx3 on Jan 31, 2006 18:09:14 GMT
"And Leon's getting laaaaaaaarger!"~The really camp guy from Airplane. I won that pages ago... Anyone watch Drawn Together? Spanky: How old are you? What, like, eight? Strawberry: More like eigh teen silly! I just smell eight! Spanky: She's so legal... Xander: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! Captain Hero: Yes, it truly looks like... GAY OVER! Spanky: YES! Ling-Ling: OOOOOOH SNAAAAAAP! Clara: So... You say you won't tell anyone that I'm single-handedly responsable for the genocide of your people? Squirrel: Y... Er... Y-Yes... Clara: ... I wish I could believe you... *Snaps the squirrels neck* Captain Hero: I could have easily saved everyone with my super-powers, but the truth is... I smoke marajuana. Still think drugs are cool, kids? Foxy: You mind killing yourself a little QUIETER? God: I LOVE the gays! I mean, they're just so ADORABLE! |
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on Jan 31, 2006 18:19:41 GMT
God I love Scrubs.
Dr. Cox: Okay, you want some real advice, newbie? Wherever you go in life, always look out for Mike the Tackling Alzheimer's Patient.
J.D: What does that mean?
Mike: WHO AM I? *tackles*
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Post by Mambo's Here! Look Busy! on Jan 31, 2006 22:22:36 GMT
"I killed a man with a trident!" Brick, on Anchorman.
That guy rules!
"Teeehee hee... he said heiney!"
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Post by Dave on Jan 31, 2006 23:14:33 GMT
Hawkgirl and Faith have just implied that Green Arrow doesn't get any. If I need to explain that, you wont find this funny.
"Hold on! Say what you want about my age, but when you start on my rep, it becomes a whole new ball game, toots-es! I'll have you know that before we got caught up in all this time travelling boo-ha, good ol' Green Arrow put one in the bulls-eye--"
*Wonder Woman puts her lasso on him, meaning he can only tell the truth*
"Not a once last month! Nuthin! It was just me...blockbuster.... and half a gallon of ice cream... Damn. That's just plain mean, Diana."
Green Arrow, JLA.
I was laughing at that for about 10 minutes.
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Post by Smithy on Feb 1, 2006 14:53:29 GMT
"Im older'n you. Im ninety years old. You know how I look so pretty? I take drugs.
Special H.A.T.E drugs. Life-extending drugs.
H.A.T.E has the best drugs. Because H.A.T.E loves me.
And I love H.A.T.E.
Every day of my horrible drug-extended terrorist fighting life.
Every Day I smoke two hundred cigarettes and one hundred cigars and drink a bottle of whisky and three bottles of wine with dinner.
And dinner is meat
Raw meat!
The cook serves me an entire animal and I fight it bare-handed and tear off what I want and eat it and have the rest buried.
In New Jersey!
For H.A.T.E!"
- Dirk Anger, Nextwave
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Post by Dave on Feb 1, 2006 17:42:14 GMT
"... You're touching me. Batman is touching me...I'm going to die aren't I?" -The Flash, JLA
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on Feb 1, 2006 21:01:22 GMT
In the next few minutes, we can become the best clan in the world! We'll be heroes to all the CS players out there who aren't co-ordinated enough to use a mouse and keyboard at the same time! - tfg, ClanWars - Clan VS n00b
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Post by Turbocharge on Feb 1, 2006 21:21:11 GMT
Bah.. I can't be bothered reading through 4 pages so if I mention something that's been said before... I don't care.  *KABOOM*Rick: Oh great, the front door's just exploded! Vyvyan! Vyvyan: Vyvyvan! Vyvyan! Honestly, whenever anything explodes in this house, it's always "Blame Vyvyan"! Mike: Well who do you suggest we blame? Rick: Thatcher! Vyvyan: No. Blame whoever rang the front doorbell. Becuase they've obviously triggered off the bomb I set up. - From The Young Ones (Video Nasty) Kryton: Is er.. is anything the matter? Rimmer: Is anything the amtter? They're dead. Kryton: *looking confused* Who's dead? Rimmer: *gesturing round the table of skeletons* They are. They're all dead. Kryton: My god... I was only away for two minutes. - From Red Dwarf Series 2 Episode one. Can't remember what it's called, though. Blackadder: Tell me, young crone, is this Putney? Crone: Aye, that it be. Blackadder: "Yes it is", not "That it be." And you don't have to talk to me in that stupid voice, I'm not a tourist. I seek the wise woman. Crone: The Wise Woman! The Wise Woman! Blackadder: Yes, the Wise Woman. Cron: Two things, My Lord, must ye know of the Wise Woman. First. She is... A WOMAN! And second. SHE IS- Blackadder: Wise? Crone: You do know her, then? Blackadder: No, no. just a wild stab in the dark. Which is, incidently, exactly what you'll be getting if you don't start being a bit more helpful. Do you know where she lives? Crone: Of course. Blackadder: Where? Crone: Here. Do you have an appointment? Blackadder: No. Crone: Well... you can go in anyway. Blackadder: Thankyou, young crone. Here is a purse of money *hold out his money pouch* which i'm not going to give to you. *walks past here* - Blackadder II - Bells I'll try to think of some more. ;D |
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Post by Baron Canier on Feb 1, 2006 21:30:11 GMT
Kryton: Is er.. is anything the matter? Rimmer: Is anything the amtter? They're dead. Kryton: *looking confused* Who's dead? Rimmer: *gesturing round the table of skeletons* They are. They're all dead. Kryton: My god... I was only away for two minutes. - From Red Dwarf Series 2 Episode one. Can't remember what it's called, though. It's called "Kryten", since it was the first time ole' novelty condom-head made an apperance. Here's another line from that ep that made me chuckle. Kryten: "Are you absolutley sure they're dead?" Rimmer: "Yes! You've only got to look at them. They've got less meat on them than a chicken Mcnugget!" Now for some Red vs. Blue goodness. [Grif and Church, locked in a Red team cell together] Grif: "Hey, lemme out! Come on! I'm a Red! This guy's a Blue, kill him!" Church: "Wow...way to be a team player." Grif: "Hey man, its either you or me." Church: "There's no 'I' in 'Team', Grif." Grif: "There's no 'U' in 'Team' either, or 'Me' for that matter. I'm not on the team! You're not on the team! Nobody's on the goddamn team! The team SUCKS!" |
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Post by Mambo's Here! Look Busy! on Feb 1, 2006 21:48:28 GMT
Hmm Red Dwarf; my fave goes something like this: Cat and Lister are eating some meat Cat: hmmm, this is good Kryton! Lister: Yeh. Where did you find food? Kryten: Why its that dead man we found!  |
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Post by Baron Canier on Feb 1, 2006 22:07:56 GMT
"Better dead than smeg." -- Rimmer, in one of his non-cowardly moments.
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Post by Blizz on Feb 1, 2006 22:08:52 GMT
"One little, two little, three headless teddy bears, four little, five little, six headless teddy bears, seven little, eight little, nine headless teddy bears and a million more to go!"
- Grim, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
"Oh [censored]! It's Mr Creosote!"
- Fish, Monty Python's Meaning of Life
Rose: "Look at you, beaming away like you're Father Christmas!"
The Doctor: "Who says I'm not, red-bicycle-when-you-were-12?"
Rose: "...What?"
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