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Post by Blizz on Jul 4, 2011 0:27:24 GMT
Freeza: "Tell me, have you ever heard of the planet Vegeta?" Nail: "N-no...." Freeza: "Funny, because I expect to hear the same from the next person when I ask them about Namek." *punches Nail in the face* "Oh, was that your nose? That was your nose. I've had a worse time, you know. It's not often that I dirty my hands with this sort of grunt work. There's always a certain amount of satisfaction I get out of doing it myself." *laughs* Nail: *starts chuckling* Freeza: "Ahh, it is kind of funny, isn't it?" Nail: "I'm laughing at something else actually..." Freeza: "Heh heh. What?" Nail: "The Earthlings have the password." Freeza: "...What." Nail: "That little Namekian you passed on the way to Guru's? On his way to the humans with the password. By now he's probably already there and they're about to summon the dragon!" Freeza: "GRRRGH!" Nail: "Yeah! If I had to guess your biggest mistake, it would be not stopping him! That and the purple lipstick." Freeza: "I WILL [censored]ING MURDER YOU!" *flies off* Nail: "Whatever." Freeza: "Why aren't the Ginyus showing up?! Oh, they're dead. .....WHY ARE THEY DEAD?!"
Krillin: "Alright, little green, use our first wish to bring our friends back to life!" Dende: "Porunga can only bring back one person at a time." Krillin: "Oh. King Kai, he says he can only bring back-" King Kai: "I heard him!" Tien: "Which means one of us gets left behind." Piccolo: "Just wish me back." King Kai: "I guess we should ask Yamcha what he thinks." Piccolo: "No one cares what Yamcha thinks! Listen, if you wish ME back, then that wishes Kami back, then you can use THOSE Dragon Balls to wish these morons back." Krillin: "Which leaves us with two more wishes! Let's wish him to Namek!" Gohan: "Wait, what?" Piccolo: "Wait, what?" Krillin: "Little green, wish our friend Piccolo back to life, and then with our next wish, bring him to Namek!" Piccolo: "Hold on a minute, don't do that, that is a terrible i-" *POOF* "-dea! AAAAAAAAAAARGH!" Dende: "He is on Namek." Gohan: "Wait, where is he?" Dende: "On Namek." Piccolo: "YOU DUMBASS!" Krillin: "Why didn't it bring him here?" Dende: "You must be specific." Gohan: "Oh, so it's a sort of monkey's paw. You have to be careful with the hubris in your wishes." Piccolo: "NERRRRRRRRRRD!"
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on Jul 14, 2011 12:40:24 GMT
Alphonse: What was that, Mr. Bravo? What did you say? Johnny: Nothing. Alphonse: You'd like to donate your liver? That's great! Johnny: Wait a minute! Don't I need my liver!? Alphonse: Oh heck no, you have three of them. Oh, wait a minute... Ah well, I'll double-check that after the surgery.
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Post by Blizz on Jul 22, 2011 22:10:21 GMT
Deadpool: "Huh. So how's this work again?" Comedian: "Ah, we just fight over our movies, that's all." Deadpool: "Oh. OK. Hi, I'm a Marvel." Comedian: "And I'm a DC-" *shot* Deadpool: "And boom goes the dynamite." *poses like Scorpion* "DEADPOOL. WINS."
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on Jul 23, 2011 19:47:12 GMT
Devo Presents:
Memoirs Of A Deranged Clown: The Joker's Finest Quotes
"All I've ever wanted... is to have a good time. And to annoy Batman, whenever possible, of course. And to one day murder Batman and defile his carcass sexually. And a pony." - Batman: Cacophony
"I'm not exactly sure what happened. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another... If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice!" - Batman: The Killing Joke
"I did it! I finally killed Batman! In front of a bunch of vulnerable, disabled kids!!! Now get me Santa Claus! " - Batman & Son
"He's... he's actually gone! Lets take a moment to reflect on the passing of a man who was more than just another do gooder in tights, he was the best nemesis a sociopath could ask for... Okay lets do it again!" - Batman: The Brave & The Bold - Emperor Joker
"I'm crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS? Nooo thank you!" - Batman: TAS - Joker's Millions
"You killed Captain Clown... YOU KILLED CAPTAIN CLOWN!" - Batman: TAS - The Last Laugh
Joker: Ooh, who's got a camera? Let's get a shot of me and the kid, then you and me, then the three of us! Oh, and one with the crowbar! Jason Todd: *hits Joker and holds gun to his head* You stay as quiet as possible or I'll put one in your lap first! Joker: Party pooper. No cake for you.
"I'm a man of simple tastes. I like gunpowder, dynamite and GASOLINE! You know what all those things have in common..? They're cheap." - The Dark Knight
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Post by Blizz on Jul 28, 2011 10:11:37 GMT
"I am here, merchant of badges, only sometimes with fury, but once I had fury at all times. I drizzled rage dressing on the country next door. Rage dressing on a salad of evil! And then the bad men came. Red and green bad men. I had the punishment. Bad punishment with hammers and jumping on my head and the overheat of my ship. I have a little fury even with my remembering...Red! And green! A pair of jumping hammers in red and green who are looking just like you! I HAVE FURY! Those brothers of badness! My brain aches at their overalls! I have fury AND headache now! Fawful would be here, reigning over all and laughing at you! ...But no. SO MUCH FURY! Stupid mustaches! Hairs like the dirty tail of a horse in a barn built by a farmer who is crazy! ...I HAVE CALM. I am waiting like an elevator. I have the commerce. I run Fawful's Bean 'n' Badge, but...the day comes soon when Fawful rises again, and then no baby's candy has safety! I am counting chickens before they are even eggs, before the chickens are even chickens! I WILL! HAVE! FURY! I LAUGH AT DEFEAT! I FIGHT WITH RAGE! I HURT YOUR FACES! Hooof... Heffff...D-Did I...have insanity?" - Fawful, Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time
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Post by Ringo (2015 Edition) on Aug 2, 2011 14:17:41 GMT
Homer: "So what do you think, Marge? All I need is a title. I was thinking along the lines of 'No TV and No Beer Make Homer…something something.'" Marge: "Go Crazy"? Homer: "Don't mind if I do!!!!!1" [Scary faces and sounds]
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Post by The Shad on Aug 14, 2011 22:27:12 GMT
*Batman enters and looks around the crowded Bat-cave. Heroes and villains alike are trading jokes and reminiscing*
Batman: Wasn't expecting this many.
Ambush Bug: I put the word out. cocktail weinie?
Batman: *eats*
*workmen disassemble the set, taking away the Batmobile, Batcomputer, Batnuclear generator and giant coin*
Batman: So... this is really it.
Ambush Bug: Yeah, looks like. At least you can say you had a good run.
Batman: A great run.
*faces camera*
Batman: And until we meet again, boys and girls, know that wherever evil lurks, in all it's myriad forms, I'll be there, with the hammers of justice, to fight for decency and defend the innocent. Goodnight.
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Post by Blizz on Aug 14, 2011 23:51:39 GMT
Kami: "Fan-friggin'-tastic, we're back here again." Popo: "Oh, you're back. Hi, Kami." Kami: "Mr Popo, what are you watering?" Popo: "Pot." Kami: "Pots of what?" Popo: "Pot. I'm not getting rid of it." Kami: "You kidding me? That [censored]'s great for my glaucoma."
Luffy: "You should know one thing about me: Everything is made of rubber! And before you ask: Yes. Yes, it is." Alvida: "What the hell are you talking about?" Luffy: "My father was a test tube and my mother was a rubber band! You do the math." Koby: "Luffy, you are the strangest boy I've ever met." Luffy: "Boy? I'm 45 years old, lad!" Koby: "But you look like you're 16!" Luffy: "You try getting wrinkles when you're made of rubber!" *whacked with the iron mace* "Oh, that is it! I am rubber and you are fat! Don't you dare touch my hat!"*knocks Alvida overboard* Marines: *fire upon Alvida's ship* Luffy: "Oh, what is it now? Oh no! They've found me!" Koby: "What did you do that was so terrible, anyway?" Luffy: "I've been making internet parodies!" Koby: "Oh my God, you're the worst kind of criminal!"
Vegeta: "Hey Jeice! I've killed every one of Freeza's flunkies I've gone up against so far! 6 in total! How would you like to be number 7?" Jeice: "Piss off, you bloody monkey!" *knocks Vegeta back* Vegeta: "....Thank you sir, may I have another?" Jeice: "What the hell happened to you?! You were not this strong when you fought Recoome!" Vegeta: *brandishes Saiyan handbook* "Looks like you have some required reading to do." Jeice: *flicks through book* "Alright, let's see here. OK, full moon, lose your tail, stronger every time you- Oh. Well, I'm right [censored]ed, aren't I?" Vegeta: "Right in the down under." Jeice: *is smacked around a bit before being faced with Vegeta's open palm* "Love a girl..." *blasted* Ginyu: "NO! JEICE! All of my men.... I'm the only one left.... Please, all of you, just- just allow me a customary moment of silence..." Vegeta: "Mine mine mine mine mine minemineminemineMINEMINEMINEMINE!" *brings Ginyu down* "HA HA HA! The best part about all this? I get to kill Ginyu AND Kakarot at the same time!" Ginyu: "Wait, who's Kakarot?" Vegeta: "YOU'RE Kakarot." Ginyu: "I thought his name was Goku." Krillin: "His name IS Goku!" Vegeta: "No, it's Kakarot!" Ginyu: "But he just said Goku." Krillin: "Yeah, I did." Vegeta: "I know what he said, but-" Ginyu: "So what is it, Kakarot or Goku?" Krillin and Vegeta: "IT'S GOKU!"/"IT'S KAKAROT!" Vegeta: "No, no, no! Just look. His Saiyan name is Kakarot, but he changed it when he landed on Earth as a baby, so they kept calling him by his Earth name, and I am calling him by his REAL name!" Goku: "...So does that make ME Ginyu?" Vegeta: "RAAAAAAAAAGH!"
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Post by Blizz on Sept 15, 2011 0:53:40 GMT
Hogarth: *is completely wired* "So she moves me up a grade because I wasn't fitting in so now I'm even more not fitting in. I was getting good grades, like all As, and then my mom says 'you need stimulation and I go 'no, I'm stimulated enough right now.'" Dean: "That's for sure." Hogarth: "But she goes, 'nuh-uh, you don't have a challenge. You have to have a challenge.' So now I'm challenged, all right. I'm challenged to hold on to my lunch money because all the big mooches want to pound me because I'm a shimpy dork who thinks he's smarter than them but I don't think I'm smarter, I just do the stupid homework, if everyone else just did the stupid homework they could move up a grade and get pounded too isthereanymorecoffee?"
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on Sept 15, 2011 14:28:49 GMT
Mr. Hertz: Bravo, Mr. Hero. Bravo. Mr. Smith: Why are you trying to kill this woman? [Hertz laughs] Mr. Smith: Something funny? Mr. Hertz: Well, I was just remembering a limerick. "There once was a woman who was quite begat. She had three babies named Nat, Pat, and Tat. She said it was fun in the breeding, but found it was hell in the feeding, when she saw there was no tit for Tat." You have caused me no end of trouble, but now I shall return the favor. Tit for tat, right?
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Post by The Shad on Sept 15, 2011 15:20:45 GMT
Goon: It's late. You and your buddies have just stumbled out of a gin joint and are stumbling peaceably home when... you encounter a member of the undead. Also known as a Slack-jaw.
Don't panic.
Calmly pick up a shovel or a large wrench, maybe a rusty mailbox, and proceed to BASH THE [censored]ER'S BRAINS IN!
This has been a public service announcement.
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on Sept 15, 2011 18:12:32 GMT
Have some more Shoot Em Up quotes.
Goon 1: Of all the squats in the city, how does he know Smith's in this one? Another lucky guess? Goon 2: Naw, he doesn't guess. He sees things we don't. He was once an FBI profiler. Mr. Hertz: Forensic behaviour consultant. My god, how many times do I have to tell you guys? Details make all the difference in this business. [opens the door] Goon 2: Hey, uh, don't you think you should hang back, sir? Mr. Hertz: The leader who stays in the rear, takes it in the rear. Besides, violence is one of the most fun things to watch.
Hammerson: Do you know why Americans love guns, Mr. Hertz? And it's got nothing to do with all that phallic mumbo-jumbo, "cockin' your gun." No, Hertz, people love guns because America is a land of opportunity, where a poor man can become rich, and a pussy can become a tough guy, if he's got a gun in his hand. Now, I'm hopin' you're not just a pussy with a gun in your hand. Mr. Hertz: Oh no, sir. No, no, I am not. I'm a tough guy with a pussy in my hand.
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Post by Blizz on Sept 25, 2011 20:54:28 GMT
Shadow: "There you are! I knew I sensed an extraordinary power around here." Vegeta: "Well, that certainly sounds like me. Uh.... Who, and what, are you?" Shadow: "I am Shadow the Hedgehog, the ultimate life form." Vegeta: "Ultimate life form? A weird looking rat is an ultimate life form?! Ha ha ha ha! That's a laugh. Word of advice, freak: You're a little on the short side to be threatening." Shadow: "Funny. I was just going to say the same thing about you." Vegeta: "....You've just sealed your fate, fool."
River: "The snow on the roof is too heavy, they say the ceiling will cave in. His brains are in terrible danger." Book: "River? Please, why don't you come on out?" River: "No! Can't. Too much hair." Book: "Is- Is THAT it??" Zoe: "Hell yes, preacher. If I didn't have stuff to get done, I'd be in there with her." Book: "It's the rules of my order. Like the book, it symbolises-" Zoe: *sigh* "River, honey? He's putting the hair away now." River: "Doesn't matter. It'll still be there. Waiting...."
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Post by Blizz on Oct 13, 2011 17:20:45 GMT
Ginny: "Aren't we supposed to be sorted by the Sorting Hat?" Dumbledore: "Well, um, a funny thing happened to the Sorting Hat. He actually got hitched with another piece of enchanted magical clothing. So he and the Scarf of Sexual Preference aren't going to be back until next year. Basically I've just been putting anybody who looks like a good guy into Gryffindor, anybody who looks like a bad guy into Slytherin, and the other two can just go wherever the hell they want, I don't even care." Cedric: *stands up* "Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!" Dumbledore: "What the hell is a Hufflepuff?" Cedric: *grins a bit before sitting back down*
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Post by Eleonora B.M on Oct 14, 2011 13:54:19 GMT
Have you ever danced with the Devil, in the pale of the moonlight? what was that again? I'm sure I know it! ......at the midpoint on the journey of life I found myself in a dark forest, where the clear path was lost. .....nel mezzo del cammin di nostra vita mi ritrovai per una selva oscura ove la retta via era smarrita.
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Post by Juliett. Bravo. Alfa. on Oct 16, 2011 21:22:39 GMT
Thats from Batman - Joker/Jack Napier says it to his victims.
Dr Eggman: "Please refrain from foiling evil schemes, plots and/or plans while inside the park. Foiling is strictly prohibited."
Dr Eggman: "Welcome to the Sweet Mountain. Insulin will be provided at a marginal extra cost. And by marginal, we mean enormous."
Dr Eggman: "Please note: Any mutant powers gain from the rides on the park are the express property of Eggman Industries and must be used under the service of Eggman and his schemes."
Oh Sonic Colours... if only more Sonic scripts were like you.
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Post by The Shad on Oct 18, 2011 23:23:09 GMT
Decade: There is one place in this world, even if everyone else in the world was an enemy, where one's family is waiting for one's return. And in this world, there is one man, even if everyone else in the world was an enemy, who will fight for his family. This man, in a dimension beyond the reach of anyone's voice, bore his loneliness to protect everyone. This man is stronger than anyone! You may have the same face, but you are nothing compared to this man. You're just a worm.
Worm: Shut up! Your Clock Up is useless! The world belongs to me!
Decade: Really? I destroy everything.
Worm: Just who are you?!
Decade: Just a passing-through Kamen Rider. Remember that.
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on Oct 19, 2011 8:01:35 GMT
Dr Eggman: "Welcome to the Sweet Mountain. Insulin will be provided at a marginal extra cost. And by marginal, we mean enormous." Sonic games making cracks about diabetes? Who could've seen that coming?
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Post by Blizz on Nov 5, 2011 16:52:18 GMT
Gennaro: "The full 50 miles of perimeter fence are in place?" Hammond: "And the concrete moats, and the motion sensor tracking systems. Donald, dear boy, relax, Try to enjoy yourself." Gennaro: "Let's get something straight John, This is not a weekend excursion, this is a serious investigation of the stability of the island. Your investors, the people I represent are deeply concerned. In 48 hours from now, if they're not convinced, I'm not convinced. I'll shut you down John." Hammond: *chuckles* "In 48 hours, I'll be accepting your apologies."
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Post by Ringo (2015 Edition) on Nov 5, 2011 21:15:26 GMT
Alec Baldwin: Um, does anybody know where this came from? Homer: Oh, there's that movie script I wrote! Where did you find it? Alec: On my pillow. Homer: The important thing is, it's got the perfect part for you. Either one of you! It's about a killer robot driving instructor who travels back in time for some reason. Ron Howard's attached to direct! Ron Howard: I am not! Homer: Well, he expressed an interest. Ron: No I didn't! Homer: Did too! Ron: I did not! Homer: You lie! Alec: Yeah, Homer, um, most movie scripts are 120 pages. This is only seventeen. And several of the pages are just drawings of the time machine. [holds up one of Homer's drawings; it appears to be a chair with a beach umbrella attached to the back and an alarm clock wired to the side] Homer: So you're saying you don't want to star in my movie. Alec: I'm sorry, Homer. Homer: Well, if Alec is out, I'm out too. You're on your own, Potsie. Kim Basinger: Oh, look. Wasn't that a fun weekend? Alec: Yeah. Homer was a pretty good guy. And we just tossed him out like a Golden Globe award. I've got to admit, I miss the way he used to tuck us in and kiss us on the forehead. Kim: Forehead? Alec: Aw, maybe I should've made his movie. Kim: Yeah, it wasn't that bad. I mean the script might even work if you got rid of the talking pie. Alec: What, are you crazy? It's a buddy picture. Without the pie, it would just be me on screen for two hours. Kim: Oh, yeah, and you'd hate that. Ron: No, no, no, you can't lose the pie! The pie's your heart. Kim: Okay, okay, keep the damn pie. The point is, we weren't fair to Homer. He screwed up, but he deserves another chance. Alec: Yeah, everyone makes mistakes. I mean, we'd want another chance if one of us ever made a bad film, right?
[The three of them sit in conspicuous silence]
ONE MONTH LATER
At the 20th Century Fox Film Studios, Ron Howard pitches a movie to a film executive, who sits at his desk. Ron: [Emotionally] And it grows, to a powerful, emotional climax when the father has to choose which one of his children will live ... and which one ... will die. Executive: Pass.
[Ron lets out a sigh]
Executive: What else you got? Ron: Well, well, there is this one thing. It's about a killer robot driving instructor that travels back in time for some reason. Executive: I'm listening. Ron: Okay, okay, well, you see ... this robot, he's got a heartbreaking decision to make about whether his best friend lives ... or dies. Executive: Eh. Ron: His best friend's a talking pie! Executive: Sold! Howard, you've done it again!
[The executive hands Ron two large bags of money; Ron holds them up and smiles, as the closing line from the "Happy Days" theme plays]
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Post by The Shad on Nov 11, 2011 16:29:22 GMT
I'm sorry, but I don't want to be an Emperor - that's not my business. I don't want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone, if possible -- Jew, gentile, black man, white. We all want to help one another; human beings are like that. We want to live by each other's happiness, not by each other's misery. We don't want to hate and despise one another. In this world there's room for everyone and the good earth is rich and can provide for everyone.
The way of life can be free and beautiful.
But we have lost the way.
Greed has poisoned men's souls, has barricaded the world with hate, has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed. We have developed speed but we have shut ourselves in. Machinery that gives abundance has left us in want. Our knowledge has made us cynical, our cleverness hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost.
The aeroplane and the radio have brought us closer together. The very nature of these inventions cries out for the goodness in men, cries out for universal brotherhood for the unity of us all. Even now my voice is reaching millions throughout the world, millions of despairing men, women, and little children, victims of a system that makes men torture and imprison innocent people.
To those who can hear me I say, "Do not despair." The misery that is now upon us is but the passing of greed, the bitterness of men who fear the way of human progress. The hate of men will pass and dictators die; and the power they took from the people will return to the people and so long as men die, liberty will never perish.
Soldiers, don't give yourselves to brutes, men who despise you, enslave you, who regiment your lives, tell you what to do, what to think and what to feel; who drill you, diet you, treat you like cattle, use you as cannon fodder. Don't give yourselves to these unnatural men, machine men, with machine minds and machine hearts! You are not machines! You are not cattle! You are men! You have the love of humanity in your hearts. You don't hate; only the unloved hate, the unloved and the unnatural.
Soldiers, don't fight for slavery! Fight for liberty! In the seventeenth chapter of Saint Luke it is written, "the kingdom of God is within man" -- not one man, nor a group of men, but in all men, in you, you the people have the power, the power to create machines, the power to create happiness. You the people have the power to make this life free and beautiful, to make this life a wonderful adventure.
Then, in the name of democracy, let us use that power! Let us all unite!! Let us fight for a new world, a decent world that will give men a chance to work, that will give you the future and old age a security. By the promise of these things, brutes have risen to power, but they lie! They do not fulfill their promise; they never will. Dictators free themselves, but they enslave the people! Now, let us fight to fulfill that promise! Let us fight to free the world, to do away with national barriers, to do away with greed, with hate and intolerance. Let us fight for a world of reason, a world where science and progress will lead to all men's happiness.
Soldiers, in the name of democracy, let us all unite!
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Post by Ringo (2015 Edition) on Nov 11, 2011 16:52:45 GMT
"You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons." "Dear Lord.. The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal."
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Post by Blizz on Nov 14, 2011 22:30:04 GMT
Harry: "I haven't got a clue what this lot's supposed to mean." Ron: "You know, I think it's back to the old Divination standby." Harry: "What, make it up?" Ron: "Yeah. 'Next Monday, I am likely to develop a cough, owing to the unlucky conjunction of Mars and Jupiter.' You know her, just put in loads of misery, she'll lap it up." Harry: "Right. OK.... On Monday, I will be in danger of- er- burns." Ron: "Yeah, you will, we're seeing the Skrewts again on Monday. OK, on Tuesday, I'll...erm..." Harry: "Lose a treasured possession." Ron: "Good idea. Because of.... erm... Mercury. Why don't you get stabbed in the back by someone you thought was a friend?" Harry: "Yeah, cool... Because... Venus is in the twelfth house." Ron: "And on Wednesday, I think I'll come off worse in a fight." Harry: "Aaah, I was going to have a fight. OK, I'll lose a bet. Ron: "Yeah, you'll be betting I win my fight..."
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Post by The Shad on Nov 29, 2011 20:01:13 GMT
Hercules: Zounds! What a glorious day! I am restored to my righteous form! With good comrades by my side! A monster torn asunder! And naked people as far as the eye can see!
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Post by Blizz on Nov 29, 2011 22:54:46 GMT
Have some Firefly.
Jayne: "How's it sit? Pretty cunning, don't you think?" Kaylee: "I think it's the sweetest hat ever." Wash: "Man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." Jayne: "Damn straight!"
Jayne: *pretending to read Simon's diary* "'Dear Diary, today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today we were kidnapped by hill folk, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.'"
Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here in the nick of time. What does that make us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir!" Mal: "Ain't we just? Sorry to interrupt, folks, but y'all got something that belongs to us and we'd like it back." Patron: "This is a holy cleansing. You cannot think to thwart God's will." Mal: "Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really, it's his will y'all should worry about thwartin'. Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienatin' folks is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." Mal: "Cut her down!" Patron: "The girl is a witch!" Mal: "Yeah, but she's our witch." *cocks gun* "So cut her the hell down."
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