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Post by The Shad on Dec 13, 2011 21:47:50 GMT
I've been meaning to tell you something insanely private, but darest I?
I love to.. urrrgh. Fill my bathtub full of milk and sit in it like I'm a magic angel. There I said it. The white of the milk is so dense, and when I poke my little toes out from under the milk, they startle me and I giggle.
Hueeheeh! I giggle, Diary. And they're my own toes, yet I giggle and the I fall asleep and then the milk curdles and then I get all stinky and sticky. Disgusting diary, I'm disgusting. I'm disgusting and I smell like curdled milk. Well, anyway, back to the Turtle Princess.
That reminds me of this one time I got stuck in my bathroom. There was this squirrel, don't ask. Anyways, long story short, imagine me crouched down on the kitchen floor, talking, talking to the toilet paper! Hahahahaha. I was like, "Hey guys, who wants to go on an adventure?" And the toilet paper's like, "What?"
Over the mountain the ominous cloud Coming to cover the land in a shroud Hide in a bushel, a basement, a cave But when cloud comes-a huntin' No one is safe.
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Post by Blizz on Dec 14, 2011 22:46:30 GMT
Mal: "I thought I was gonna die." Inara: "How could he possibly-" Mal: "Oh, the colonel was dead drunk. Three hours pissin' on about the enlisted men. Uh, 'they're scum', uh, 'they're not fighters', and, uh... and then he passed right out—boom." Zoe: "We couldn't even move him. So, uh, Tracey just... snipped it right off his face." Mal: "And you never seen a man more proud of his moustache than Colonel Obrin. I mean, in all my life, I will never love a woman the way this officer loved that lip ferret." Zoe: "Big, walrus-y thing- all waxed up!" Inara: "Did he find out?" Mal: "Oh! Next mornin', he wakes up, it's gone, and he is furious! But he can't just say, you know, 'someone stole my moustache!' So he, uh, calls together all the platoons…" Zoe: "We thought he was gonna shoot us!" Mal: "...And, uh... Oh, he's eye-ballin' all the men somethin' fierce. Not a word. And he comes up to Tracey, and Tracey's wearing the gorram thing on his face!" Zoe: "He'd glued it on!" Mal: "He's starin' the old man down wearing his own damn moustache!"
Book: *pulls out a rifle* "This should do." Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, a mite fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps."
Kaylee: "Everybody's got someone.... Wash, tell me I'm pretty." Wash: "Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion." Kaylee: "'Cos I'm pretty?" Wash: "'Cos you're pretty."
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Post by Zerolus on Dec 15, 2011 0:36:07 GMT
"I was walking around in Skyrim the other day, when some High Elf from the Thalmor Dominion was all like, 'You are an inferior non-elf being, do not interefere in official business.' I was originally going to walk away, but then, he started saying how I could not worship Talos. Right then, I had a Redguard moment, and suddenly shouted, 'WHAT DID YOU SAY, ALTMER!?' He then apologized, gave me his awesome robes, and took a trip down the river, face down."
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Post by Blizz on Dec 31, 2011 20:02:21 GMT
Rafiki: "What was that?! Ha! The weather. Very peculiar, don't you think?" Simba: "Yeah. Looks like the winds are changing." Rafiki: "Ahh, change is good." Simba: "Yeah, but it's not easy. Going back means I have to face my past. I've been running from it for so long..." *WHACK!* "OW! Jeez, what was that for?!" Rafiki: "It doesn't matter! It's in the past!" Simba: "Yeah, but it still hurts." Rafiki: "Yes, the past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it, or learn from it." *takes another swing at Simba who ducks* "THERE! You see? So what are you going to do?" Simba: "First, I'm gonna take your stick." *flings it away* Rafiki: "No, not the stick! Hey! Where are you going?" Simba: "I'm going back!"
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on Jan 8, 2012 10:59:28 GMT
You missed the last bit!
Rafiki: Good! Go on, get out of here! Muhahahahahaha-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
I love that crazy old baboon. ;D And now, since I've been watching Doctor Who recently, here's one of the best Dalek quotes in history.
"WOULD YOU CARE FOR SOME TEA?"
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Post by Tanner / Ogilvie on Jan 11, 2012 14:47:21 GMT
"...chicken's not vegan?" - Todd Ingram, Scott Pilgrim
For a guy who has psychic powers he sure is low in the brains department... Silver the Hedgehog's cousin it seems.
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on Jan 13, 2012 14:53:23 GMT
MODOK's greatest quote from UMvC3. "I defeated a raccoon... SCIENCE!"
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Post by Blizz on Jan 24, 2012 12:30:47 GMT
Kid: "No, I can't go on like this! I should die!" Patty: *starts laughing like an idiot* Liz: "We get to do this some more?" Kid: "How could this happen? Did I really to fold the tip of the toilet paper into a triangle?" Liz: "You don't know if you forgot? You always do so why would you forget this time? You really are a prissy little girl sometimes! Seriously, Kid! If you don't hurry up and snap out of it, those kids are gonna die. Who cares about what happened to the toilet paper?" Kid: "How could you NOT care? Ugh, I'm a failure. A complete failure! What kind of Grim Reaper am I if I can't even remember to fold the toilet paper? I can't take over my father's position. What kind of son am I? He'll probably disown me." Patty: "HA HA HA HA HA!" Liz: "That's not true, Kid. You'll take over and probably be the best Grim Reaper ever! You know what we should do? Run right over there to that creepy laboratory and save those kids! C'mon, let's go!" Kid: "....No." Liz: "What?! Why?!" Kid: "What if I didn't fold the toilet paper something like that could ruin my life forever I can't be defeated by toilet paper if I turn my back on this I shouldn't be allowed to live anymore." Liz: "Then die already!" Patty: "HA HA HA HA!"
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Post by The Shad on Feb 6, 2012 20:49:01 GMT
Thank you very, very, very much!
There’s one thing we wanted to say. In order to do that, the cast and staff, everyone, risked their lives and gave their blood, sweat and tears to make this show. I also did my best to tie together the way I wanted to be a hero that time, dreams, hope and light.
If there weren’t heroes at that time, I wouldn’t be here today.
Wanting to be a hero, being helped by heroes, pursuing that dream, allowed me to overcome many things. From the heroes I learned the strength to stand and face my difficulties without hesitating or running away.
So then, how does someone become a hero, in the true sense of the word?
A hero’s back is very big. From it you get the impression that, despite whatever other burdens the hero has, he will still protect you without question. A big, kind, trustworthy back.
Maybe I got a little closer to that? Maybe just a little, a tiny bit closer to being a hero like the ones I saw at that time? I still don’t know. I can’t do anything big like that. But I honestly think that this path that I’m taking is the right one.
Someday, I’ll be able to proudly say, “I’m a hero! I’ll take all your burdens!” But for now, I’m still just an apprentice hero. ”Don’t give up on your dreams and hopes!” Dreams are something that you won’t be able to find once you stop believing in them for even a moment.
“No matter what stands in my way, I’ll get what I want with my own two hands.” That’s what a pirate is, right?
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Post by Blizz on Feb 7, 2012 13:17:14 GMT
Gokai Silver?
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on Feb 28, 2012 9:57:21 GMT
Been watching lots of Drawn Together lately, so...
Captain Hero: I could stick and stir anyone of these broads, but I really wish we had one of those sexy black chicks. Foxxy: Bling bling! Foxxy Love is in the house! Captain Hero: Damn, I'm good! I wish we had a twelve-year-old girl and a donkey! ..... Captain Hero: Damn.
Ling Ling: (yells about dishes in Japanese) Toot: Ling Ling's right! We must kill the beast. Captain Hero and Xandir: KILL THE BEAST! Spanky Ham: Misinterpret Ling Ling!
Foxxy: I used to pretend I wasn't black. I told people I fell into a giant vat of chocolate pudding. Wooldoor(licking Foxxy's foot): You mean this isn't pudding? Foxxy: Did I tell you to stop lickin'?
Captain Hero: We come from two different worlds. I come from the planet Zebulan and you came from a mom who drank when she was pregnant.
Clara: Please Spanky give me a second chance. Didn't you get one when you were given that dead school teacher's liver? Spanky You're right. (Takes a bottle of liquor) Here's to second chances, kid! (Chugs the bottle)
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Post by madhair60 on Feb 28, 2012 22:21:12 GMT
I love DT so, so much. I'd join in but almost none of my faves lend themselves to quoting.
Captain Hero: It goes without saying I wasn't going to sling some yoghurt on an unconscious woman's feet.
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Captain Hero: I did it, Popeye! I did it for you! *Popeye's smiling face appears in the clouds* Captain Hero (cont): Who the hell is that [censored]?
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Toot: I've been letting Jun-Jee ram his tank into my Tiananmen Square. Sadly he always ignores the little student.
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Post by madhair60 on Feb 28, 2012 22:24:20 GMT
"Why did we build our nation's most powerful nuclear bomb to be shaped like Pooh Bear!?"
"And why did we make it hug-activated!?"
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Post by Blizz on Feb 28, 2012 22:54:52 GMT
"I don't remember ordering a pizza....WITH SAUSAGE!"
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on Feb 28, 2012 23:26:28 GMT
Toot Braunstein: [grabbing her baby] Oh, where WERE you? Since you've been gone I've been so DRUNK!... Uh, I mean, wasted! Nah, no, no,[beep]faced. YEAH, that's it,[beep]faced. Child Services Representative: Miss Braunstein, we found your baby shoplifting. Toot Braunstein: Shoplifting? I spare you the pain of all those vaccination shots and THIS is how you repay me?
Captain Hero: Hey, pig! Great news! Wooldoor Sockbat: Foxxy just bought us an insane amount of alcohol! Captain Hero: Are you defecating into a cantalope? Spanky Ham: [farts] Uh... this is awkward. I guess if I waited an hour, I coulda blamed it on the booze.
Princess Clara: I don't see why I should apologize. I mean, where I come from all my servants are black... or Presbyterian. Spanky Ham: Yea, but honey, where you come from animated objects spring to life and spout silly catchphrases. Blue Ball: [springs to life] Whach'u talkin' 'bout, pig? Princess Clara: No, he's right, Blue Ball. Maybe I should just apologize. Blue Ball: Usually, Clara looks to us for advice, but this time it came from Spanky. It's a good thing too, because I was going tell her to shoot the President.
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Post by Blizz on Apr 16, 2012 0:44:56 GMT
Piccolo: "What's going on? He's just standing there with his hands up! Krillin: "(Wait a second!) "HE'S USING THE SPIRIT BOMB!" Freeza: "The spirit what's it now?" Goku: "Aw no..." Piccolo: "Would you stop screaming-" Krillin: "THE SPIRIT BOMB'S THE ONLY THING THAT CAN KILL FREEZA!" Piccolo: "Shut up!" Krillin: "TOO SCARED!" Piccolo: "Dammit!" Freeza: "What is that fool yammering about?" Goku: "He's talking about...ghosts." Freeza: "Ghosts." Goku: "Yeah, you know...spirits? ...Ghosts?" Freeza: "What do ghosts have to do with this? Goku: "Everything!" Freeza: "That's stupid! You're stupid! Stop being stupid!" Goku: "Or...maybe I'm just being rhetorical." Freeza: "NO! NO, YOU'RE NOT! God, it's just like you use words you hear randomely to try and sound smarter!" Goku: "Huh, well now you're just acting transcendent!" *boot to the head*
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Post by Tanner / Ogilvie on Apr 23, 2012 20:11:51 GMT
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided ... but by iron and blood." -Otto von Bismarck, 1862
Always sends a wee bit of a chill down my back when I hear it. As a person with a fondness for strategy games, I can't help but apply this in my geopolitics. Give me your resources or I will beat you over the head! XD
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on Apr 26, 2012 11:28:33 GMT
Since I've been watching Biker Mice From Mars recently... "Guys, in this wild and woolly universe of ours, there's only three things you can really count on: your brains, your bros... and your bike!" - Throttle Limburger: It appears that you have failed... AGAIN. You have failed as you always have failed: completely. Do you know what this means? Greasepit: We get ta go union? Limburger: No. It means that I have to pay for outside help!Greasepit: Is that bad? Limburger: It shall be deducted from your pay. Greasepit: Awwwr... Hey, wait a minute. I never get paid. Limburger: And at that price, you're overpriced!Greasepit: Boss, we got Biker Mice! Limburger: Well then, dear boy... exterminate them! Greasepit: Do I get paid fer dat? Limburger: Certainly, I'll double your salary. Now MOVE! Greasepit: You got it, Mr. L! Wow, I used to get paid nuthin', now I'll get twice as much!
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Post by Blizz on May 8, 2012 0:18:22 GMT
Zoro: "THEY BLEW UP MY SANDWICH!" Luffy: "Don't worry, Zoro! We can eat this dog!" Chou-Chou: "Hoshi no rondo." Luffy: "No, the morality of man is not a simple construct! It has layers and layers of complexity!" Chou-Chou: *takes off* Luffy: "Godspeed, you magnificent son of a [censored]!" Zoro: "The hell's he going?" Luffy: "To a better place, Zoro, to a better place." Chou-Chou: *hurtles towards the Enterprise* Data: "Oh, [censored]..."
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Post by The Shad on May 30, 2012 17:20:26 GMT
Jesse Custer: Watchdog group MY ASS! Who do these self appointed little [censored]s think they are, anyhow? Goddamn bull[censored] artists with too much time on their hands goin' lookin' for trouble where there ain't none to begin with! I mean Jesus Christ, that's how P. [censored]in' C. got started! Political correctness! "Yeah, we're a buncha east coast liberal [censored]s an' we are just SO concerned—except we ain't got the balls to take on any real problems so we're gonna invent some our own so's we can feel like we're doin' somethin'! We're gonna save the world by makin' sure no one ever says [censored]! I tell you Skeeter, that's the problem with this country today. We're better off'n anyone else in the damn world but we still ain't satisfied. We can't just be happy with who are an' what we got. You know who it reminds me of is. These BODY-PIERCIN' MOTHER [censored]ERS. I mean what the hell're you trynna tell me, you need a [censored]in' iron ring in your race or your tits or your ass to feel fulfilled or some [censored] like that? You ain't a INDIVIDUAL 'til you got a big iron bar shot through the enda your pecker? You need that [censored] to be sure of who you are? Jesus [censored]in' Christ, if there's one goddamn thing I am CERTAIN of when I wake up in the mornin' IT'S WHO THE [censored] I AM! I really gotta get laid.
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on Jun 9, 2012 14:13:29 GMT
Gomamon: Don't worry, Leomon is a friend. T.K.: A friend with big teeth! Patamon: He just uses them for smiling. ^_^ Gabumon: He's a just leader and a role model for all Digimon. Leomon: I WANT THE CHILDREN.Kids: D: Oh dear... XD
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Post by The Shad on Jun 9, 2012 22:15:18 GMT
Cakeboss: SOON I WILL HAVE THE MOST MAGNIFICENT OF BEARDS. IT WILL SHIELD MY CHIN FROM THEIR SATELLITES SO NO ONE CAN DISCOVER MY CHINSECRETS.
Gotou: Weren't you going to tell me about that prophetic message from the future?
Cakeboss: SILENCE MULLET MEISTER. I BEGIN THE FLASHBACKS AROUND THIS TACO STAND. BWEEOP BWEEOP BWEEOP BWEEOP BWEEOP BWEEOP. *plays video of fight with Michael* ONE DAY MY STREET CREW WAS ATTACKED BY A MAN WITH A FRUITY STICK. ALL PARTIES COULD NOT HELP BUT BE DEMEANED. THROUGH VIDEO FEED I HURLED MY MOST DEVASTATING INSULTS AT HIM, WITHERING THE STATUS OF HIS MOTHER'S WEIGHT INTO A FINE DUST, UNTIL HE GAVE ME A GRAVE OMEN.
Michael: I have come from the future to give you a warning. If you cherish everything you hold dear... do NOT grow a beard. In the future, we must cosplay by law, as established by King Gotou the First. You defied this law, however, and grew a beard to prevent the government from learning your chinsecrets. However, as a result, the resistance movement was unable to tap into the government's satellite and learn magic from your chinsecrets. Without magic, our forces quickly fell. Your magic was sealed and, in a blind rage, you put on a leisure suit, walking around like a total dork. The resulting radioactive fallout from your lame outfit eats through the cosplay we must adopt by law. Humanity is dying. And the gunblades we made in our garages can't last forever. Please. Do NOT grow a beard.
Cakeboss: OF COURSE I INSTANTLY REALIZED HE WAS USING REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY ON ME. AND THEREFORE I WILL GROW A MAJESTIC BEARD AND SAVE THE FUTURE. UNLESS... GILLETTE PLANNED THIS ALL ALONG. FOR ONLY THE MACH 3 CAN INJURE ME WITH ITS TRIPLE BLADES. WHICH WERE POISONED BEFOREHAND. WELL PLAYED MY WORTHY ADVERSARY.
Brotou: ...wait. You said I become a king in the future, right?
Later...
Cakeboss: (calling Eiji) I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT RAZOR YOU USE TO SHAVE YOUR FACE. I REQUIRE A LEVEL OF SMOOTHNESS YOUR MIND CANNOT EVEN CONCEIVE.
Eiji: Actually, to cut down on my carbon footprint, I use a pocket knife.
Cakeboss: [censored]. THAT'S WAY MORE BADASS THAN I EXPECTED. IF YOU HAVE ANY COOL TATTOOS YOU NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT NOW'S THE TIME.
Eiji: (hanging up)I really don't like talking to him.
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Post by Blizz on Jun 18, 2012 0:07:41 GMT
Piccolo: "Hey. Name's Piccolo. Nice to meetcha. I've got your antennae! Whatcha gonna do now?" *grabbed by Slug* "Aha! I knew you'd do that! Now for part two of my master plan!" *rips off own ears* AAAAAAAGH!" Slug: "The hell is wrong with people on this planet?!" Piccolo: "Gohan! I need you to do that thing that really annoys me!" Gohan: "You mean talk?" Piccolo: "What?! You know, that thing you were doing earlier today! It really got on my nerves!" Gohan: "I don't recall, Mr Piccol-" Piccolo: "What?! ...He hasn't loosened his grip yet so you're probably not doing it! Remember?! Back at the waterfall! You were doing it with your mouth! ...What?!" Gohan: "Oh, you mean whistle." *starts whistling Andy Griffith theme* Slug: "Ha ha ha ha ha! AHHH HA HA HA HA- What the-?! Oh my God.... Oh my God.... Oh my God..!! Ohmigod! Ohmigod! OHMIGOD! Aaaagh, it's like one drill in one ear, and another drill in the other ear, AND THEY'RE MEETING IN THE MIDDLE!!" Piccolo: "Gotta get closer to Goku... Give him my energy.... Probably...should have stretched...my arms..! Got it!" Goku: "What...happened...?" Piccolo: "What?!" *collapses*
Slug: "Son of a [censored]! My whittling hand!" Goku: "I AM CHAMPION CHRISTMAS!" King Kai: "Holy crap, where'd THIS come from? He's become....super-powered! Like some kind of...Super Saiyaman." Bubbles: "Sir, if I might interject, that sounds positively ridiculous." King Kai: "Shut up, talking movie Bubbles!" Slug: "What the hell got into you?!" Goku: "I WILL STOP YOU FROM DESTROYING CHRISTMAS!" Slug: "What are you talking about, it's July!" Goku: "DON'T YOU LIE TO ME! IT'S SNOWING!" Slug: "I froze your planet, you mook!" Goku: "WHA- Awwwwww!" King Kai: "Aww, crap." Bubbles: "Well, that's inconvenient." King Kai: "Movie Bubbles, I swear to God: In a trunk, off a cliff!"
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Post by Mambo's Here! Look Busy! on Jun 18, 2012 7:01:15 GMT
Goku: "I AM CHAMPION CHRISTMAS!" Hahahah! Someone's been Team Four Star bingeiiiiiiiing! :3 What's with the new episode by the way, it just cuts off mid sentence... I am confused... :/
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Post by Blizz on Jun 18, 2012 11:40:07 GMT
What's with the new episode by the way, it just cuts off mid sentence... I am confused... :/ It's a three parter. And the next two don't seem to be up yet...
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