Post by Robert Frazer on Feb 13, 2004 0:18:34 GMT
...if curiosity was responsible for brutally despatching the unfortunate cat?
If you would excuse the utter, rephrehensible, appalling and hideous abominations that constituted the attributes presented by my infernal and retina-searing thread title and its dreadful attempt at creating engaging alliteration to attract the attention of idle eyes meandering nonchalantly about the computer screen, perhaps it would be appropriate for me to hurriedly proceed on to what I pray is appreciated as a significantly more substantial primary tract of text in the post itself, and salvage a modicum of my immediately tarnished reputation.
Thus desperately proceeding forth, in a bealted endeavour to stave away torrents of incessant and brutal derision and scorn, perhaps I should proceed into defining the principal purpose of constructing my inaugeral thread in this establishment.
I am a zealous adherent of the most glorious, magnificent, supreme and excelling True Way of Gaming, the lustrous and radiant Sega, and a principal component of germinating this ardent and insupressible affinity within me was Sonic the Comic, which I avidly collected since it was incepted in that seminal year of 1993, although confessedly my collection petered out after the centenial issue because I witnessed the themes of the plots becoming increasingly puerile (A D.R.A.T. operative convincing Mobians to exterminate Sonic the Hedgehog for the sake of possessing a New Year's Resolution? Defending an agrarian Zone against the plundering, despoiling and ravaging wiles of a race of sentient giant vegetables?). That is not to belittle the endeavours of this fantastic and superlative, commendable project, however - as I have stated to MegaDroid in the past, I am enraptured to discover that his C.P.U. has been re-booted and I believe that the talent and immense effort he and his staff imbue this initiative is phenomenal, and they all deserve to be lauded for it.
However, I have discovered one apparently minor, yet potentially catastrophic, inconsistency in the new plot that has been installed in Sonic the Comic's new incarnation. HRH Princess Tikal has been liberated from her gemstone prison that has incarcerated her within a realm of lunacy for eight millenia, certainly, yet then, whilst I was pondering potential plots for our scarlet marsupial hero, Knuckles, I recalled this tragic episode:
Issue LXVI, (66) - 8th December 1995 - Knuckles the Echidna: The Homecoming (Part II) - Page V
That image demonstrates Doctor Zachary's mechanical minion [censored]tering the original Master Emerald, which would inevitably be the supernatural gem which imprisoned HRH Princess Tikal and Chaos! Knuckles was later compelled to fashion a new master Emerald from a vein of raw emeralds retrieved from the Sandopolis Zone... which then demands the response to the query... how did Tikal exist in a different Chaos Emerald?
*Robert screams in agony as the entire forum, frothing in unrepressed, indigant rage and fury, brutalise him to a [censored]tered ruin for being so audacious as to suggest a plot hole*
As I said, I possess no desire to belittle this incredible program, yet this exposure does present an interesting conundrum to ponder - how may we reconcile the two conflicting arcs? How would you interpret it?
My personal conjecture - which is confessedly extremely tenuous - is founded upon the fact that Kncukles would presumably have attempted to salvage shards of the original Master Emerald whilst smelting and sculpting its replacement, and integrate them into it, so as to loan the weaker emulation a proportion of the unquantifiable power of its predecessor - a consequence of this would be that sufficient volumes of the Master Emerald were included to ensure that its two prisoners retained their integrity.
If you would excuse the utter, rephrehensible, appalling and hideous abominations that constituted the attributes presented by my infernal and retina-searing thread title and its dreadful attempt at creating engaging alliteration to attract the attention of idle eyes meandering nonchalantly about the computer screen, perhaps it would be appropriate for me to hurriedly proceed on to what I pray is appreciated as a significantly more substantial primary tract of text in the post itself, and salvage a modicum of my immediately tarnished reputation.
Thus desperately proceeding forth, in a bealted endeavour to stave away torrents of incessant and brutal derision and scorn, perhaps I should proceed into defining the principal purpose of constructing my inaugeral thread in this establishment.
I am a zealous adherent of the most glorious, magnificent, supreme and excelling True Way of Gaming, the lustrous and radiant Sega, and a principal component of germinating this ardent and insupressible affinity within me was Sonic the Comic, which I avidly collected since it was incepted in that seminal year of 1993, although confessedly my collection petered out after the centenial issue because I witnessed the themes of the plots becoming increasingly puerile (A D.R.A.T. operative convincing Mobians to exterminate Sonic the Hedgehog for the sake of possessing a New Year's Resolution? Defending an agrarian Zone against the plundering, despoiling and ravaging wiles of a race of sentient giant vegetables?). That is not to belittle the endeavours of this fantastic and superlative, commendable project, however - as I have stated to MegaDroid in the past, I am enraptured to discover that his C.P.U. has been re-booted and I believe that the talent and immense effort he and his staff imbue this initiative is phenomenal, and they all deserve to be lauded for it.
However, I have discovered one apparently minor, yet potentially catastrophic, inconsistency in the new plot that has been installed in Sonic the Comic's new incarnation. HRH Princess Tikal has been liberated from her gemstone prison that has incarcerated her within a realm of lunacy for eight millenia, certainly, yet then, whilst I was pondering potential plots for our scarlet marsupial hero, Knuckles, I recalled this tragic episode:
Issue LXVI, (66) - 8th December 1995 - Knuckles the Echidna: The Homecoming (Part II) - Page V
That image demonstrates Doctor Zachary's mechanical minion [censored]tering the original Master Emerald, which would inevitably be the supernatural gem which imprisoned HRH Princess Tikal and Chaos! Knuckles was later compelled to fashion a new master Emerald from a vein of raw emeralds retrieved from the Sandopolis Zone... which then demands the response to the query... how did Tikal exist in a different Chaos Emerald?
*Robert screams in agony as the entire forum, frothing in unrepressed, indigant rage and fury, brutalise him to a [censored]tered ruin for being so audacious as to suggest a plot hole*
As I said, I possess no desire to belittle this incredible program, yet this exposure does present an interesting conundrum to ponder - how may we reconcile the two conflicting arcs? How would you interpret it?
My personal conjecture - which is confessedly extremely tenuous - is founded upon the fact that Kncukles would presumably have attempted to salvage shards of the original Master Emerald whilst smelting and sculpting its replacement, and integrate them into it, so as to loan the weaker emulation a proportion of the unquantifiable power of its predecessor - a consequence of this would be that sufficient volumes of the Master Emerald were included to ensure that its two prisoners retained their integrity.
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