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Post by Blizz on Dec 22, 2010 14:13:06 GMT
Vegeta: "So what're you doing here?" Gohan: "Oh, you know, not much, just....flying around." Vegeta: "Flying around?" Gohan: "Flying around." Vegeta: "Foiling my plans?" Gohan: "Foiling your plans..?" Vegeta: "Are you?" Gohan: "No." Vegeta: "Good 'cos that'd be bad." Gohan: "How bad." Vegeta: "I'd have to kill you." Gohan: "That's bad." Vegeta: "Indeed. Stupid looking watch you got there." Gohan: "Yes. It tells time. And nothing else." Vegeta: "Well yeah, that's what a watch does. Dumbass..."
Zarbon: "Lord Freeza, the dirty deed has been done." Freeza: "Ah, very good. It's nice to see there's still someone I can rely on." Zarbon: "Oh, he barely put up a fight after I transformed. Now that he's dead, we have very little to worry about." Freeza: "....Zarbon, about an hour ago, a scout informed me that an entire village was completely destroyed. Do you possibly know who could have done that?" Zarbon: "V....Vegeta?" Freeza: "And unlike all the villages we visited so far, there was no Dragon Ball there. Do you know who could have possibly taken it?" Zarbon: "....Vegeta." Freeza: "Very good. Now, use your brain for this one, Zarbon: If somebody were to know where that Dragon Ball was, who would it be?" Zarbon: "Veget-" Freeza: "Vegeta, yes. And you said you killed him...." Zarbon: "Wait, sir! It is possible I just left him unconscious!" Freeza: "Oh, good. And where did you leave him?" Zarbon: ".......At the bottom of a lake." Freeza: "....Minion 43, would you come in here for a second? I need an example...." Namole: "Private Namole reporting! An example of what, Lord FreeZAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" Freeza: "You see that, Zarbon? That's you if Vegeta is not in front of me in the next ten minutes." Zarbon: "....Uh.... Uhhh....." Freeza: "Bye!" Zarbon: *flies out* "AAAAAAAAAAAAHH!"
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Post by Zerolus on Dec 27, 2010 1:44:02 GMT
Cell: "Don't worry, Cell clones! Dr. Gero only chose the very best! We couldn't possibly have any cells of Yamcha!" Cell clone No#2: "Then why do I feel so useless?!"
Piccolo: "Yo, Frankenstein." Android #16: "I am not Frankenstein. I am Sixteen." Piccolo: "Man, ask me if I give a [censored] how old you is." Android #16: "... Do give a shi-" Piccolo: "Shut the [censored] up! I'm the one asking the questions! Man!"
*After Yamcha ruins a wish* Tien: "God damn it, Yamcha!" Yamcha: "What? What I'd do?" Tien: "We were going to bring Goku back to life and then end world hunger, but now you've gone and wasted one of our wishes!" Yamcha: "Oh, come on, world hunger probably died with Goku!" Krillin: "Err, Yamcha? While that is indeed hilarious, it's in poor taste."
Piccolo: "Damn girl, you fine as hell." Android #17: "...Girl!?"
*After Yamcha ruins another wish* Krillin: "Yamcha, do you have any idea what you've just done?" Yamcha: "Yeah, I scared the [censored] out of Mr. Popo and it was hilarious." Tien: "Yamcha, you jackass! I could just break your leg right about now!"
Morrigan: "Whoo, you fear barbarians will swoop down upon you!" Alistair: "Yes. Swooping. Is. Baaaad."
Alistair: [To Morrigan] "This is supposed to be where we're all shocked to discover you've never had a friend your entire life!"
Alistair: "Here. [Gives the Warden a rose] Do you know what this is?" The Warden: "Your new weapon of choice?" Alistair: "Yes! Watch as I thrash our enemies with the mighty power of floral arrangements! Feel my thorns, darkspawn! I will overpower you with my rosy scent!"
Alistair: "So, we've been travelling for a while, and I was just wondering about your thoughts about the people we've been picking up." The Warden: "Time for the juicy gossip, I take it?" Alistair: "I've got this nefarious plan to tell everyone all the nasty things you said about them, that way they'll mutiny and I'll become the group leader! Muhahahaha!" The Warden: "If you wanted to lead, you could have just said so." Alistar: "What? Me? Lead? No, no, no. No leading. Bad things happen when I lead. We get lost, people die, and I end up stranded in the middle of nowhere without any pants."
Alistair: "Look, can talk we for a moment? I need to tell you something, I, err, should have told you earlier." The Warden: "Let me guess: You're an idiot." Alistair: "Yes, that's right. I stopped to tell you I'm an idiot. Whew! Thank the Maker you know already! Now I can stop worry I'll be find out."
The Warden: "Can you take us to her?" [Morrigan's mother] Morrigan: "Now there is a sensible request. Heh. I like you." Alistair: "I'd be careful. First it's all, "I like you!" then ZAP! Frog time."
Alistair: "Why are you smiling like that? You look suspiciously like the cat who swallowed the pigeon." Wynne: "Canary." Alistair: "What?" Wynne: "I look like the cat that swallowed the canary." Alistair: "I once had a very large cat, but that's not my point. My point is why are you smirking?" Wynne: (Chuckles) "You were watching her. With great interest, I might add. In fact, I believe you were... enraptured." Alistair: "She's our leader. I look to her for guidance." Wynne: "Oh, I see. So what guidance did you find in those swaying hips, hmm?" Alistair: "No, no, no, I wasn't looking at... you know her... hind-quarters." Wynne: "Certainly." Alistair: "I gazed... glanced, in that direction, maybe, but I wasn't staring... or really seeing anything even." Wynne: "Of course." Alistair: "I hate you. You're a bad person."
Alistair: "Were you really in that cage for twenty days?" Sten: "It might have been closer to thirty. I stopped counting after a while." Alistair: "What did you do? I mean... twenty days is a long time to sit in one place and do nothing." Sten: "On good days, I posed riddles to the passersby, offering them treasures in exchange for correct answers." Alistair: "Really?" Sten: "No." Alistair: "Aww, too bad. That's got serious potential."
Alistair: "So, Shale... when you were standing there all that time? Did you... sleep?" Shale: "I have no need to sleep. My body does not tire or do... Ugh... other flesh-related functions." Alistair: "But don't you get bored? Wouldn't you want to dream, at least?" Shale: "I do not dream. This is what it does when it sleeps? It paws its nose and mumbles incoherently." Alistair: "Yes, of course. I thought we all- ...Huh... You watch me?" Shale: "I watch all closely when they are still at night. There is little else to do." Alistair: "For... hours and hours?" Shale: "I count the breaths. It helps to overcome the overwhelming urge to crush their faces while they sleep." Alistair: "Well. I won't be doing much of that anymore."
Alistair: "You know, you never did tell me how you passed the time in that cage for so long." Sten: "No, I didn't." Alistair: "So... what did you do in there?" Sten: "A training exercise. I would observe an object and then try to think of all the words in your language which began with the same letter as its name." Alistair: "That... wait. Just wait. You're joking again, aren't you?" Sten: "No." Alistair: "You are not telling me that you played, "I spy," against yourself for twenty days." Sten: "There are a lot of things in Lothering that begin with, "G."
Shale: "If I were king, I would order that all birds be shot out of the sky. I would arm everyone with bows and put them on constant vigil."
Alistair: "Don't you ever talk? You know, make polite conversation just to put people at ease?" Sten: "... You mean that I should remark upon the weather before I cut off a man's head?"
Morrigan: "So tell me, Alistair. What would the Grey Wardens want with a failure of a Templar such as yourself?" Alistair: "I didn't 'fail' at anything. I was recruited into the Grey Wardens before I finished my training as a Templar." Morrigan: "And had you not been recruited? What do you supposed have happened then?" Alistair: "I would've turned into a dribbling lunatic, slaughtered the Grand Cleric, and run around the streets of Denerim in my small clothes." Morrgian: "Your self-awareness does you credit." Alistair: "I thought you would've liked that one."
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Post by ShayMay on Jan 2, 2011 14:01:19 GMT
"This year, I wanna lose like five pounds." "Yeah, me too. And I'm gonna stop [censored]ing dogs."
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Post by Blizz on Jan 18, 2011 23:21:26 GMT
King: "One day, lad, all this will be yours." Herbert: "What, the curtains?" King: "No, not the curtains, lad. All that you can see, stretched out over the hills and valleys of this land! That'll be your kingdom, lad." Herbert: "But mother-" King: "Father, lad. Father." Herbert: "But father, I don't want any of that." King: "Listen, lad: I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp! All the other kings thought I was daft to build a castle in a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em! It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one! That sank into the swamp. So I built a third one! That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lad: The strongest castle in these isles!" Herbert: "But I don't want any of that. I'd rather-" King: "Rather what?" Herbert: "I'd rather...just...sing....." *stirring music starts* King: "Stop that, stop that, you're not going into a song while I'm here. Now listen, lad: In 20 minutes you're getting married to a girl whose father owns the largest tracts of open land in Britain." Herbert: "But I don't want land." King: "Listen, Alice-" Herbert: "Herbert." King: "Herbert. We live in a bloody swamp! We need all the land we can get!" Herbert: "B-but I don't like her!" King: "Don't like her?! What's wrong with her?! She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge......tracts of land!" Herbert: "I know.... But, I want the girl that I marry to have....a certain....special...something....." *stirring music starts again* King: "Cut that out, cut that out! Look, you're marrying Princess Lucky, so you'd better get used to the idea!"
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Post by Beeth on Jan 19, 2011 9:53:19 GMT
I was a librarian, I was a teacher, I was a trolley pusher, I was a taxi driver. Now I am a free man. Call me names, but attack my offspring and I will do everything in my power to protect them. I know where the bodies are buried on the street. You are Ken Barlow. I am Ken Barlow. We are Ken Barlow. I am the only living soul who cares about you.
My name is Ken, and I will see you on Monday, Thursday and Friday. Mountains may crumble, rivers may dry but I will always be here. For I am your friend. Ken. I made some mistakes, sure. Real howlers, especially with the kids, but that’s life! You make mistakes and you live with the consequences. Ray Langton, saw him off. Len Fairclough, never stood a chance. Mike Baldwin... ha ha. Poor Mike.
Elsie Tanner, Hilda Ogden, Ena Sharples: all gone. Yet I remain.
I am Ken, but I am not a leader. Don’t look at me for your answers. I am just a man, trying to make sense of a crazy world. Through a Northern perspective. I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered.
I am Ken Barlow, and I am the only constant in your life.
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Post by Ringo (2015 Edition) on Jan 19, 2011 15:37:02 GMT
"I'M LIVING IN A CUCKOO CLOCK!"
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Post by Blizz on Jan 19, 2011 17:16:19 GMT
"Well, that's the end of the film, here's the meaning of life. *recieves an envelope* Thank you Bridgette. Mm-hmm.... Well, it's nothing very special..... Er, try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations. And, finally, here are some completely gratuitous pictures of penises to annoy the censors and to hopefully spark some sort of controversy, which, it seems, is the only way, these days, to get the jaded, video-sated public off their [censored]ing arses and back in the sodding cinema. Family entertainment? [censored]. What they want is filth: people doing things to each other with chainsaws during tupperware parties, babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gay presidential candidates, vigilante groups strangling chickens, armed bands of theatre critics exterminating mutant goats. Where's the fun in pictures? Oh, well, there we are. Here's the theme music. Goodnight." - Lady Presenter, The Meaning of Life
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Post by Zerolus on Jan 24, 2011 0:59:14 GMT
Android #17: "He's not sixteen years old, his name is Sixteen. Android Sixteen." Piccolo: "Shut up, you ain't seventeen with your young ass! Yo, Frankenstein, you work for Chick For Lay?" Android #16: "I am not currently employed to any-" Piccolo: "I was asking 'cause I've seen some dude there and he looked just like you. He didn't have all that crazy [censored] you got on but he looked just like you, 'cept like, he got all these freckles and [censored]-" Android #17: "Green man, this has little relevence between you and me." Piccolo: "Yeah, no [censored], that's why I ain't talkin' to your ass." Android #17: "You green piece of baby poop." Piccolo: "So, um, yeah, he had the Chick For Lay uniform on, right? And he had these freckles and [censored] all over his hands. I didn't want him handin' my food. I didn't want him touchin' my [censored]." Android #16: "What did the man's freckles have anything to do with your food?" Android #17: "My God, Sixteen, you're actually humoring his conversation." Piccolo: "And nobody's humoring your punk ass, so stand there while the man's is talking, thank you. Frankenstein; I didn't want him touchin' my [censored] 'cause it's like... it's like, it's like pepper, man. It's like he's got pepper on his skin. I didn't want his like, natural peppers all over my [censored]." Android #16: "Absolutely ridiculous." Piccolo: "Nah, that ain't ridiculous. I got a sensitive stomach. Now what was I gonna do?" Android #17: "You were going to quote unquote, 'merc', my ass." Piccolo: "Oh yeah, oh yeah. Man this is gonna be easy. I forgot; Why are we on this island again?" Android #17: "Because the last island was sandy and I do not want sand in my shoes." Piccolo: "Yeah, but you got sand in your pussy~~~~!" Android #17: Piccolo: "Ooooooooooooooooooh!" Android #16: "Ooooooooooooooooh." Piccolo: *Laughs mockingly* Android #17: "Oh shut up, shut up, shut up!" Piccolo: "Hey. What's the matter? You mad?" Android #17: "I don't get mad; I get even." Piccolo: "Waaah I don' get mad- Shut the [censored] up." Android #17: "Don't talk to me like that, I'm a grown man!" Piccolo: "I thought y'all wasn't but sixteen and seventeen?" Android #17: " DAMN YOU!" Piccolo: "OH [censored] MOTHER FU-" *Seventeen explodes* Dr. Gero: "Stop disobeying me! You are my right-hand cronies!" Android #17: "But you only have a left-hand." King Cold: "Mmh, where'd you get that sword?" Trunks: "I'd try explaining it to you, but it wouldn't make any sense." Dr. Gero: "Hey, Yamcha. How tall is the grass in Germany?" Yamcha: "Eh?" Dr. Gero: *Impales Yamcha through the chest* " This high!"
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Post by The Shad on Feb 4, 2011 21:01:37 GMT
And here is my message to the people out there, reading this, fighting him:
I know at the end of the blogs, they tell you that when the time comes that he comes after you, that you should end it yourself. Take your own life so that he doesn't take it.
Well today, I tell you the opposite.
Don't quit.
Don't give up.
Fight.
Fight him as long and as hard as you can.
He may win in the end.
But don't give him the satisfaction of an easy kill.
Let the [censored] work for his food.
You can't keep letting him think that just because he holds the royal flush that it means you have to just fold.
If enough people fight, if enough people give him a good run around...it may be enough to finish him.
So please.
Don't give up.
Give it everything you've got.
If you have to end it before he gets you, then do it.
But give it your all before you do.
Give him one hell of a show before you do.
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Post by Zerolus on Feb 12, 2011 12:56:56 GMT
Kami: "All right, me and Mr. Popo are gonna teach y'all how to save the world." Yajirobe: "How are we going to do that?" Kami: "...With karate."
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Post by Blizz on Feb 22, 2011 23:57:44 GMT
Jeice: "No way! No one resists the Seizure Procedure!" Burta: "Plan B!" Jeice: "Alright, you [censored], prepare to feel the wrath of the Ginyu-" *punched* "OH! AUGH! YOU GODDAMN [censored]ER! YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE-" *punched* "DAAGH, YOU DID IT AGAIN!" *punched* "STOP IT! STOP IT-" *punched* "PISS!" ("Ohh, what did the Cap'n tell us to do in this situation?!") Ginyu (in flashback): "Jeice, if you ever find yourself being punched repeatedly in the face, always remember to-" Jeice: *punched* "OH! OW, HE CUT OFF THE CAP'N!" Goku: "So, are you going to dodge any of these?" Jeice: "Ohhh, THAT'S what the Cap'n-" *punched* "NNGH! BURTA! SUPPORT!" Burta: "Well, you've got very nice hair, you're a beautiful shade of red, and honestly, you're the only guy I can rely on on this team." Jeice: "I MEANT PUNCH HIM, YOU DAFT [censored]! Ah, but thanks, you know, that really cheered me-" *punched* "OH GOD, I THINK HE BROKE SOMETHING THAT TIME!"
Guru: "Naaaaaail. Our visitors from Earth require your assistance. You must go help them." Nail: "Lord Guru, that would leave you totally unguarded." Guru: "No. I would have Dende." Dende: "Please don't leave me alone with him." Guru: "He is the third strongest of our kind." Nail: "Lord Guru, there are only three of us left." Guru: "....Dende. How does it feel to be the bronze medal?" Dende: "Like everyone I know and love is dead." Guru: "....Every party needs a pooper, that's why they invited you. Party pooper, party pooper." Nail: "....Lord Guru-" Guru: "WHY ARE YOU STILL HEEEEEEEEERE?"
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Post by Zerolus on Feb 25, 2011 18:06:03 GMT
Guru: *Pukes on Nail* Nail: ... Guru: "CLEAN THAT UP!"
Fable III Gnome: "We could be best friends... If I like people with an arse for a face!"
Piccolo: "YOU STUPID ASS! You mean to tell me the Androids was right in your face and you didn't do [censored]?" Krillin: "Yeah..." Piccolo: "Retard." Tien: "Idiot." Trunks: "Hello!" Piccolo: "[censored]." Tien: "[censored]. Trunks: "Hello again!"
Piccolo: "Man, trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something goo-" Dr. Gero: "Blow it out your ass!"
Dwarf in the Flask: "I'm a Homunculus. Outside of this flask I'll surely die... So no butter fingers." Slave #23: "Yeah, yeah, whatever... *Drops the flask, smashing it* OH, CRAP! Oh... Oh no! It's dead! Master's gonna be furious! If I substitue something else in a flask, maybe he won't notice..." Alphonse: "So what did you replace it with?" Hohenheim: "It was small and orange and had these cute little fins..." Edward: "A goldfish!?"
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Post by Baron Canier on Feb 25, 2011 22:28:02 GMT
...you're not LaBoeuf.
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Post by infamatt on Feb 26, 2011 0:38:43 GMT
PETER: You know, Egon? This reminds me of that time you tried to drill a hole in your head, remember that?
EGON: That would have worked if you hadn't tried to stop me.
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Post by Zerolus on Feb 26, 2011 21:43:29 GMT
I apologize in advance for being utterly stupid and have to ask wether you're simply quoting or if you're directly talking to me, because if the latter, the implication is lost on me.
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Post by Baron Canier on Feb 27, 2011 0:31:07 GMT
Oh, no; it was a quote. Probably should've used the ole' speech marks there, sorry about that.
It's a quote from True Grit.
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Post by The Shad on Feb 27, 2011 21:57:43 GMT
The jakes is occupied. And will be for some time.
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Post by Blizz on Mar 6, 2011 17:52:56 GMT
Atraxi: "YOU ARE NOT OF THIS WORLD." Doctor: "No, but I've put a lot of work into it." *checks out a number of ties before showing one to the Atraxi* "Mm... I dunno.... What do you think?" Atraxi: "IS THIS WORLD IMPORTANT?" Doctor: "Important? What's that mean, 'important'? 6 billion people live here, is that important? Here's a better question: Is this world a threat to the Atraxi?" *flings ties backwards at Rory and Amy* "Well, come on, you're monitoring the whole planet. Is this world a threat?" Atraxi: *displays images of the world, its people and several wars* "NO." Doctor: "Are the peoples of this world guilty of any crimes by the laws of the Atraxi?" Atraxi: *scans through more images of humanity* "NO." Doctor: "Okay. One more, just one: Is this world protected?" Atraxi: *begins displaying images of numerous monsters* Doctor: "You're not the first lot to have come here, oh, there have been so many. But what you've got to ask is.....what happened to them?" Atraxi: *begins displaying images of all previous incarnations of the Doctor* Doctor: *steps through the hologram* "Hello. I'm the Doctor. Basically....... Run." Atraxi: *does just that*
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on Mar 7, 2011 15:27:39 GMT
Batman II vs. The Joker (II)
Batman: *gets Joker in an arm lock and knees him in the stomach* Joker: What're you doing!? Batman: Fighting dirty. Joker: The real Batman would never- Batman: *pulls Joker's arm back* Told you you didn't know me. *kicks Joker away* Joker: Funny guy... Batman: Can't say the same for you. Joker: *runs at Batman, Batman leaps over him* Impudent brat! Who do you think you're talking to? Batman: Not a comedian, I'll tell ya that. Joker: *grabs a laser pistol* Shut your mouth! Batman: *flies up away from laser shot, hides in warehouse beams* The "real" Batman never talked to you much, did he? That's probably why you were so fixated on him. *throws a Batarang* Joker: *is hit and drops gun* Don't play psychoanalyst with me, boy! Batman: Oh I don't need a degree to figure you out. *throws Batarang at the electrical box and the lights go out, warehouse illuminated by incoming satellite laser* The real reason you kept coming back was because you could never get a laugh out of the old man. Joker: I'm not hearing this! Batman: Get a clue, clownie! He's got no sense of humour. He wouldn't know a good joke if it bit him in the cape... not that you've ever had a good joke. Joker: Shut up, shut up! *tries to open door* Batman: I mean joy buzzers? Squirting flowers? Lame! Where's the A material? Make a face, drop your pants, something! Joker: Show yourself! Batman: You make me laugh... but only because I think you're kinda pathetic. Hehehahahahahahahaha! Joker: STOP THAT! Batman: So you fell in a tank of acid, had your skin bleached, so you decided to become a super-villain. What, you couldn't get a job as a rodeo clown? Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Joker: Don't you DARE laugh at me! Batman: Hahahahahaha, what? I thought the Joker always wanted to make Batman laugh? Joker: YOU'RE NOT BATMAN!!!
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Post by Blizz on Mar 8, 2011 1:18:27 GMT
Sonic: "Hey, Tails! You missed the BBBE!" Tails: "Huh?" Sonic: "Best. Boss. Beating. Ever! Soooo, has Yacker given you any more information, or limericks or whatever it is he's spouting?" Tails: "Well, first, remember that this translation stuff isn't 100%." Sonic: "Trust me, I remember." Tails: "So anyway, these aliens are made up of a really powerful energy source called Hyper-go-ons. It's inside of them." Sonic: "Like a battery?" Tails: "No. Well, sort of. It's their life source. You only got a taste of it, and look at what happened. 'Battery' is sort of an understatement. Funny thing: It was first translating it as 'horrible body odour.'" Sonic: *takes a whiff of his armpit* Tails: "Anyway, it seems an evil man, and you might know him, who they call 'Baldy Nosehair'-" Sonic: "Ha ha ha ha! Baldy Nosehair?! That's the best thing I've heard all day! I gotta remember that one...." Tails: "Heh heh, I know, I've already written it down. Anyway, he's draining their power, ALL their power, and using it for an evil....aquatic mammal? An evil dolphin...? No, a porpoise. ....Ohhhh, an evil purpose!" Sonic: "That's good intel. Keep workin' on it!" *runs off* Tails: "Hey, where you going?" Sonic: "To find Baldy McNosehair, of course! Heh, I'm totally calling him McNosehair!"
Vegeta: "Yes! We made it here before the Ginyus! Come on, let's get this over with and- What the hell are you two doing?" Krillin: "We don't think we can trust you. You still haven't pledged your allegiance to Team Three Star!" Vegeta: "What are you, dense?! The Ginyu Force could be here any second and then we're-" Ginyu: "Hi Vegeta." Vegeta: "Hi Ginyu. And then we're-" *sudden realization* "SON OF A G**-****ING F*** *******! WHY THE F**** DOES ALL THIS F**** S**** HAPPEN TO ME?!" Ginyu: "Jeice, please." Jeice: (making the bleeping noise) "Sorry Cap'n. This scouter's actin' a bit shonky." Vegeta: "-WITH A GODDAMN PIG!" Ginyu: "Are you done?" Vegeta: ".....Yeah." Ginyu: "Very good. Now to get straight to the point: I want those two Dragon Balls you have there." Guldo: "Oh, so THAT'S a Dragon Ball!" Ginyu: "Supposedly there are seven in total if my report is correct. And the other five are..?" Krillin: "Right behind you!" Vegeta: "My God, man, you just can NOT-" Krillin: "Shut up when I'm scared, I know. I once had a crush on an little Indian boy I thought was a girl." Vegeta: "....Please kill him, he won't be missed." Ginyu: "Well, I do believe that accounts for everything. Before I take these Dragon Balls and leave my associates here to clean up, is there anything you'd like to say to me, Vegeta?" Vegeta: "As a matter of fact, there is. Look at your men, now back to me, now look back at your men, back to me. I am not your men, I'm flipping you off. Now look at the ground, now back to me. Where's the Dragon Ball? It's gone. I threw it, AND THERE IS NOT A DAMN THING YOU CAN-" Burta: "Here ya go, boss." Ginyu: "Thank you, Burta." Burta: "S'what I do." Vegeta: "But- But I chucked that son of a [censored] as hard as I could!" Burta: "Oh, you can't beat my speed. I'm the fastest in the universe!" Krillin: "That's what she said!"
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on Mar 8, 2011 17:52:12 GMT
Marge: Mr. Hutz, this is all a misunderstanding! I didn't mean to take anything! Lionel: Now don't you worry, Mrs. Simpson. We- Uhoh. We've drawn Judge Snyder. Marge: Is that bad? Lionel: Well, he's had it in for me since I... kinda ran over his dog. Marge: You did? Lionel: Well, replace the word 'kinda' with the word 'repeatedly', and the word 'dog' with 'son'.
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Post by Juliett. Bravo. Alfa. on Mar 24, 2011 8:33:21 GMT
Much may be conquer'd, much may be endur'd. Of what degrades and crushes us. We know that we, have power over ourselves, to do. And suffer what we know not till we try. But something nobler, than to live and die.
Percy Shelley
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Post by Blizz on Mar 24, 2011 12:36:58 GMT
Sonic: "Wow, sometimes I even impress myself. For a second there, I wasn't sure I was gonna pull it off. Oh, who am I kidding? We both knew how this would end!" Tails: "Uh....Are you...talking to the broken robot who...can't hear you?" Sonic: "Uh. Maybe. That's between me and the robot. See, the important thing here is the alien planet is free." Tails: *facepalm* "Absolutely." Sonic: "So, we can just forget about the whole talkin' to dead robots thing, right?" Tails: "Nope." Sonic: "I knew you'd say that...." Tails: "Well, come on. I've seen you save the day a lot of times, but I've never seen you talk to a pile of metal." Sonic: "Touche."
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Post by The Shad on Mar 29, 2011 17:16:34 GMT
Deadpool: Fine! Be that way! I didn't want to hang out with you anyway! Think I don't have friends, I have plenty of friends! There's the friends I make up, there's the friends I have in my dreams, the ones who suddenly BECOME my friends when I pull out the rocket launcher, and soon, I'm gonna have all the real heroes be my friends. Yeah, you just have Watchmen friends, they're not real heroes, they're just metaphors FOR heroes! Metaphors FOR METAPHORS! That's like a photo, of a xerox copy, of a quotation of a story someone heard from their friends barber, while giving an order at Starbucks! Exactly like that!
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Post by Ringo (2015 Edition) on Mar 29, 2011 23:17:03 GMT
Mayor Quimby: "All right, I'm in charge here". Chief Wiggum: "Oh, run along, Quimby. I think they're dedicating a phone booth somewhere". Mayor Quimby: "Watch it, you talking tub of donut batter". Chief Wiggum: "Hey, I got pictures of you, Quimby". Mayor Quimby: "You don't scare me, that could be anyone's ass. Now beat it! I'm calling the shots". Chief Wiggum: "I think that sash is cutting off the air to your brain! The town charter says, in an emergency I run the show!" Mayor Quimby: "Well, we'll just see about that! Let's go to Town Hall!" Chief Wiggum: "Fine!" [brief pause] Chief Wiggum: "Should we take one car, or should I follow you?"
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