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Post by The Tikal who had no Toes on Nov 18, 2008 19:08:40 GMT
He's utterly sarcastic, aesthetically confused He tells me I'm bombastic, I wanna be his muse An ordinary person who peeked into his void Would only wake up bitter and deeply paranoid
He's unenthusiastic, emotionally abused He thinks that it's fantastic, I'd walk ten miles in his shoes As I watch him disappearing, I know that it's not right I love him completely, at least for tonight
There's a lack of understanding, a mutual malaise He thinks I'm reprimanding with my uncertain gaze Though I can't conceal my feelings, like he can purge his pain Cos once he sees a mirror, logic goes down the drain
He's unenthusiastic, emotionally abused He thinks that it's fantastic, I'd walk ten miles in his shoes As I watch him disappearing, I know that it's not right I love him completely, at least for tonight
My manorexic My manorexic
There's a roughness to our romance, a sadness to his step Although he won't admit it, I know he's often wept Perhaps it's just frustration at stars he'll never reach Reflecting his self-image, bleeding poetry in his sheets
He's unenthusiastic, emotionally abused If I wrap him up in plastic, I'll save the part he'll never use I've watched him disappearing, I'll try to hold on tight Can't love him completely, at least not tonight
My manorexic My manorexic My manorexic My manorexic
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Post by Blizz on Nov 18, 2008 20:27:37 GMT
Crazy, but that's how it goes Millions of people living as foes Maybe it's not too late To learn how to love And forget how to hate
Mental wounds not healing Life's a bitter shame I'm going off the rails on a crazy train I'm going off the rails on a crazy train Let's go!
I've listened to preachers, I've listened to fools I've watched all the drop-outs who make their own rules One person conditioned to rule and control The media sells it and you leave the role
Mental wounds still screaming Driving me insane I'm going off the rails on a crazy train I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
I know that things are going wrong for me You've gotta listen to my words
Heirs of the Cold War, that's what we've become Inheriting troubles, I'm mentally numb Crazy, I just cannot bear I'm living with something that just isn't fair
Mental wounds not healing Who and what's to blame? I'm going off the rails on a crazy train I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
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Post by Samface on Nov 18, 2008 21:28:45 GMT
Holly wore a string around her finger Ah, she said it helps her to remember all the nights that we got over Besides, it ties her outfit all together Holly wore a string around her finger And there're strings attached to every single lover They still can't even tether us together Listen to the back of the theatre, I think they really love one another There's strings attached to every single lover
When they say great white sharks They mean the kind with big black cars When they say killer whales They mean they whaled on him 'til they killed him up in Penetration Park
(la la la la la la la la...)
And Holly wore a cross to ward 'em off She said "If they think you're a Christian, then they won't bring in the dogs And if they think you're a Catholic, then they wanna meet your boss" Holly wore a cross to ward 'em off Yeah there's camps down by the banks of the river And it's sketchy in the night but they mostly lay low in the light Hey sweet recovery, c'mon won't you wade into the water with me? Ah, you know there's camps down by the banks of the river
When they say black and tans You know they mean the kind from the cans I ain't got time to mix it all together I'm a very busy man, man She said "I dig those awkward silences 'cos I grew up in denial, I went to school in Massachusetts" And he said "Hi, I like to party on the problem blocks But I can't stand it when the banging stops"
And I saw her at the party pit Yeah she was shaky but still trying to shake it Half-naked and three-quarters wasted She was completely alone And I saw him at the riverbank He was breaking bread and giving thanks With crosses made of pipes and planks Leaned up against the nitrous tanks And he said "Take a hit, hold your breath and I'll duck your head Yeah then when you wake up again Yeah you'll be high as hell and born again"
Yeah there's strings attached to every single lover Yeah there's strings attached to every single lover
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Post by Blizz on Nov 19, 2008 18:54:35 GMT
Bags in the hallway, taxi at the door And the cat's with the neighbours, and the post is on the floor, OI Racing down to Gatwick, late for the gate A quick pint of lager and some duty free mates, OI
A very nice man pointing out the exits A pretty young girl handing out the wotsits Saved like a [censored]er for my summer holiday And I can't wait to get away
Having a very nice time Just dont drink the water, dont drink the water Basking in Spanish sunshine Just dont drink the water, dont drink the water
Adidas flip flops for during the day And a pair of khaki chinos to dance the night away Punched a lippy waiter straight on the chin We got to the club and they wouldn't let us in, OI
Don't believe in sunscreen, I'd rather go red I'm peeling bits of skin of the top of my head My standards are dropping it's nearly time to go home There's a doggy over there gonna give her a bone
Having a very nice time Just dont drink the water, dont drink the water Basking in Spanish sunshine Just dont drink the water, dont drink the water
Out here by the pool Ignoring the rules Surrounded by fools Out here by the pool
Having a very nice time Just dont drink the water, dont drink the water Basking in Spanish sunshine Just dont drink the water, dont drink the water
Won't come here again
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Post by The Shad on Nov 19, 2008 19:48:43 GMT
I'm feeling romantic tonight...
Black is the color of my true love's hair Her lips are like some roses fair She has the sweetest smile the gentlest hands And I love the ground whereon she stands I love my love, and well she knows I love the ground whereon she goes
I wish the day soon would come When she and I will be as one And black is the color of my true love's hair Her lips are like some roses fair She has the sweetest smile the gentlest hands And I love the ground whereon she stands
I go to the Clyde and mourn and weep But satisfied I never shall be I'll write her a letter with a few short lines and suffer death a thousand times
And black is the color of my true love's hair Her lips are like some roses fair She has the sweetest smile the gentlest hands And I love the ground whereon she stands
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Post by obsidian on Nov 20, 2008 14:00:06 GMT
What you don't understand is where everything's leading When all of the signs you see still point to overload As you reach out your hand, a [censored]tered vision's receding Like daylights along that lonesome stretch of broken road
Because you've been to the past and it's just a reminder A recollection of faces that will never come to call When you've cut through the mask, when you've been through the grinder Sometimes you forget that you had ever been there at all
Up here in Room 429 the world ain't so unkind I wanna take you to that empty room tonight
In the shadow of doubt, in the crush of an instant Standing in the rain outside your door, hand on my knife When you reach a brick wall, there is still a decision Always thought if I had to lose I'd surely take you all
Up here in Room 429 in a world that's so unkind I wanna take you to that empty room tonight We'll tell the world outside the door that we ain't never coming back no more We're gonna stay in here 'till we turn out the night
The city breathes so softly Everything is sleeping I am at the window silently watching I can see you standing alone against the winter I can hear you asking, but the streets, they are not giving
Don't look to the ocean, restless in its dreaming Don't look to the heavens for they will tell you nothing If living is for learning, then dying is forgetting Once we have forgotten then we can go on loving
In a lifetime of hope, in a second of kindness There is never a doubt that we are born and die alone From within or without, there's no way they can find us When they knock at the door, the lights are on, but we ain't home
Up here in Room 429 the world ain't so unkind I wanna take you to that empty room tonight We'll tell the world outside the door that we ain't never coming back no more We're gonna stay in here 'till we turn out the night Until we turn out the night Until we turn out the night Until we turn out the night
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Post by Blizz on Nov 20, 2008 16:17:34 GMT
I'm really special 'cos there's only one of me Look at my smile, I'm so damn happy, that people are jealous of me When I'm sad and lonely, I like to sing this song It cheers me up and shows me that I won't be sad for long
Oh oh oh I'm so happy, I can barely breathe Puppy dogs and sugar frogs and kittens, baby teeth Watch out all you mothers, I'm happy as hardcore Happy as a coupon for a $20 [censored], hahahaha
I'm really happy, I'm sugar coated me, Happy, good, anger, bad, that's my philosophy
"I can't do this, man. I'm not happy."
I'm really special, 'cos there's only one of me Look at my smile, I'm so damn happy, that people are jealous of me These are my lovehandles, and this is my spout, But if you tip me over, then mama said knock you out
I am special, I am happy, I am gonna heave Welcome to my happy world, now get your [censored] and leave I am happy, I am good, I am... "I'm outta here! Screw you!"
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Smithy
Artist Hume
(A Small Borneo Mammal)
Queen of Pig Torture
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Post by Smithy on Nov 21, 2008 10:31:01 GMT
Dead boy stares Strange to meet you Dead boy cares So great to see you
Is it time to go It's a place I know I can't read your mind I can't find the time I can't feel the thrill I don't have the will
Dead boy dares Believe in you Dead boy stares Afraid that you will see him
Is it time to go Is it a place I know I can't read your mind I can't find the time I can't feel the thrill I don't have the will
I love you A metallic blue I love you Golden blue I miss you Shine all alone I miss you
Don't know what to do I don't glitter like the stars above I don't glow like neon alone Don't blush it's just the wind outside Don't rush to be by my side
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Post by The Tikal who had no Toes on Nov 21, 2008 17:01:26 GMT
I'm on a roll, I'm on a roll This time, I think my luck could change Kill me, Sarah Kill me again with love It's gonna be a glorious day
Pull me out of the air crash Pull me out of the lake Cos I'm your superhero We are standing on the edge
The head of state has called for me by name But I don't have time for him It's gonna be a glorious day I think my luck could change
Pull me out of the air crash Pull me out of the lake Cos I'm your superhero We are standing on the edge
We are standing on the edge
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Post by Blizz on Nov 21, 2008 20:40:14 GMT
"We must stop the destruction of the planet. We need trees, not factories! Otherwise the creatures of this world will take back what is rightfully theirs. You know of whom I speak... They are listening! They have ears! Some of them have ears on their KNEES."
They will rise up And reclaim this world They will take us And they'll make us
Human slaves In an insect nation Ah-ahhh-ah-ah-ahhhhhh! Human slaves In an insect nation Ah-ahhh-ah-ah-ahhhhhh! Human slaves In an insect nation Ah-ahhh-ah-ah-ahhhhhh! Human slaves In an insect nation
The locust squats upon the leaf, He's just biding his time, The human world that he surveys He thinks 'one day all this will be mine' The spiders are not insects But in the war they will side with the insects Traitors traitors spider traitors They'll betray us And they'll make us
Human slaves In an insect nation Ah-ahhh-ah-ah-ahhhhhh! Human slaves In an insect nation Ah-ahhh-ah-ah-ahhhhhh! Human slaves In an insect nation Ah-ahhh-ah-ah-ahhhhhh! Human slaves In an insect nation
Where did we all go wrong? The insects used to be our brothers Along came pesticide And on that day our friendship died And pouring boiling water down ants' nests Couldn't have helped. We have betrayed the trust Of the bee and the locust Out there are some angry bugs And too many salted slugs When will the madness end?
We can find if we look inside A different world we thought we'd lost If we look we're sure to find it In the place we thought it was It must be here, it's here somewhere, I only put it down just now, A kind of world that's not unkind But if we look we're sure to find it. There it is, no... That's not it... Just- behind it... next one down... Keep going, behind the pringles. "Next one down... shelf- next one shelf down... That's it, mate." Then I know that I'll be free 'Cos I'll have found the insect in me
The insect in me!
"WHAT ABOUT THE WORMS?! They're eyeing up your car! 'How could a worm drive a car', you say? Two on the pedals, two on the wheel, one on the A-Z, IT COULD HAPPEN! What about the crabs? Forgot about them. Sideways. Quizlings!"
They will take us And they'll make us
Human slaves In an insect nation Ah-ahhh-ah-ah-ahhhhhh! Human slaves In an insect nation Ah-ahhh-ah-ah-ahhhhhh! Human slaves In an insect nation Ah-ahhh-ah-ah-ahhhhhh! Human slaves In an insect nation!
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Post by Nam on Nov 27, 2008 22:12:28 GMT
another time another place and I'll say it to your face I'll have you know this is my life
I'll let you know that I won't cry I won; t even waste my time I'll just laugh right in your face
well now I just say I don't care and I hope you feel the same way I do well now I've got revenge by song and I say
screw you you screw you yeah now I say screw you
screw you screw you yeah now I say screw you
you can't treat me like a dog when you know this is your fault there's nothing wrong with being me
well this is what you deserve I'll push you down I hope youll learn in your guilt I wish you will
well now I just say I don't care and I hope you feel the same way I do well now I've got revenge by song and I say
screw you you screw you yeah now I say screw you
screw you screw you yeah now I say screw you
screw you screw you yeah now I say screw you
screw you screw you yeah now I say screw you
screw you yeah yeah yeah yeah
screw you screw you yeah now I say screw you
screw you screw you yeah now I say screw you
screw you yeah yeah yeah yeah
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Post by Exu on Nov 29, 2008 3:47:40 GMT
They've got a feathered face, They've got funny beak. IQ of under 10, They're loud and noisy! They smell like spoiled fish on a hot hot summer's day, Cross-eyed crazy nuts who fly above us!
Ugly ugly birdies in the sky, Rangers gonna get you! Watch the Tenga, Watch the Tenga, Watch the Tenga, Tenga bye bye!
Bir-bir-bir-bir-bird brain don't mess with me, 'Cause you ain't got a chance! We're gonna send you back to the bird sanctuary! Where you will spend your days, Learning to basket weave. Don't look now, you better run, Why don't you just fly away?
Ugly ugly birdies in the sky, Rangers gonna get you! Watch the Tenga, Watch the Tenga, Watch the Tenga, Tenga bye bye!
(1, 2, 3, 4!) Lord Zedd, he ain't gonna help you, Old Rito ain't gonna help you, No Goldar ain't gonna help you, We will make ya fly away! (Fly away!) So you better learn a lesson (Learn a lesson!), Think about with whom you're messin' (Whom you're messin'!), Turn around in the other direction, Listen here to what I say!
Ugly ugly birdies in the sky, Rangers gonna get you! Watch the Tenga, Watch the Tenga, Watch the Tenga, Tenga bye bye!
Ugly ugly birdies in the sky, Rangers gonna get you! Watch the Tenga, Watch the Tenga, Watch the Tenga, Tenga bye bye!
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Post by The Tikal who had no Toes on Nov 29, 2008 9:44:06 GMT
This is an invasion. I'm making a note here: WHERE'S THE SLUGS? It's hard to overstate my dissatisfaction. Now I'm a chuunin. I do what I must because I can For the good of Konoha. You know, the village you left? But there's no sense crying over you anymore Since you went off to be Orochimaru's [censored]. I got through it somehow. I'm a different girl now. Whereas, Sasuke, you're still a [censored].
I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now. Even though you broke my heart And left me. And jumped in a barrel And buggered off with the Sound Five And you had that extremely gay fight with Naruto. Now I'm placing my hands On Kankuro's chest. I suck out the poison And hope for the best. Now I'm smashing through rocks And being chased by a giant fox While, Sasuke, you're still a [censored].
Go ahead and leave me. I think I prefer to stay in Konoha. Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. Maybe Itachi. THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE. Anyway, Naruto's great. He makes me so wet and moist. Look at me still talking when there's so much to do. When I look out there It makes me glad I'm not you. I've got injuries to heal. I've got summons to kill. And Sasuke, you're still a [censored].
You're a traitor and you're still a [censored]. Chouji is fatherless and you're still a [censored]. Konoha's in danger and you're still a [censored]. Kakashi's dying and you're still a [censored]. Naruto's AWOL and you're still a [censored]. Still a [censored]. Still a [censored].
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Post by obsidian on Nov 29, 2008 16:32:19 GMT
God, Lotte, first I lamented about how much I missed you, and now you show up and post crap Portal parody lyrics and I wish you were absent again! GRRR Welcome back
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Post by Blizz on Nov 29, 2008 16:58:43 GMT
With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound He pulls the spitting high tension wires down Helpless people on a subway train Scream bug-eyed as he looks in on them He picks up a bus and he throws it back down As he wades through the buildings toward the centre of town
Oh no, they say he's got to go Go go Godzilla, yeah Oh no, there goes Tokyo Go go Godzilla, yeah
Oh no, they say he's got to go Go go Godzilla, yeah Oh no, there goes Tokyo Go go Godzilla, yeah
Godzilla!
Rinji news o moshiagemasu! Rinji news o moshiagemasu! Gojira ga ginza hoomen e mukatte imasu! Daishkyu hinan [censored]e kudasai! Daishkyu hinan [censored]e kudasai!
Oh no, they say he's got to go Go go Godzilla, yeah Oh no, there goes Tokyo Go go Godzilla, yeah
History shows again and again How nature points out the folly of men Godzilla! History shows again and again How nature points out the folly of men Godzilla! History shows again and again How nature points out the folly of men Godzilla! History shows again and again How nature points out the folly of men
Godzilla!
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Post by obsidian on Nov 29, 2008 17:37:59 GMT
Pungent smells they consumate my home Beyond the black horizon trying to take us all See my girl she shivers in her bones The sun in zenith rising trying to take control There's a fire between us so where is your God? There's a fire between us I can't get off the carosel I can't get off the carousel I can't get off the carousel I can't get off this world The sickening taste, homophobic jokes Images of facist votes Beam me up cuz I can't breathe...
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SPAAAAAACEMAAAAAAAAAAAAAN AH ALLLWAYYYYZ WONNNTIIID YOOO TOO GOHHHHHHHHHH INTOOO SPAAAAAAAAAACEMAAAAAAAAAAAAN
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Post by The Tikal who had no Toes on Nov 29, 2008 18:12:04 GMT
INTERGALACTIC CHRII-HIIIIIIIIIIIIIISTGod, Lotte, first I lamented about how much I missed you, and now you show up and post crap Portal parody lyrics and I wish you were absent again! GRRR Welcome back Blizzard started it.
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Post by The Shad on Dec 1, 2008 10:47:37 GMT
I was gonna post Killin' in the name of, but the swear quotient is dangerously high.
Instead:
If you could step into my head Tell me would you still know me If you woke up in my bed Tell me then would you hold me Or would you simply let it lie Leaving me to wonder why I can't get you out of this head I call mine And I will say
Oh no I can't let you go my little girl Because you're holding up my world So I need you. Your imitation of my walk And the perfect way you talk Are just a couple of the million things that I love about you
So I need you So I need you So I need you So I need you
And if I jumped of the Brooklyn Bridge Tell me would you still follow me And if I made you mad today Tell me would you love me tomorrow Please. or would you say that you don't care And then leave me standing here Like the fool who is drowning in despair and screamin'
Oh no I can't let you go my little girl Because you're holding up my world So I need you. Your imitation of my walk And the perfect way you talk Are just a couple of the million things that I love about you
So I need you So I need you So I need you So I need you
I'm on my own I'm on my own I'm on my own
Oh no I can't let you go my little girl Because your holding up my world, so I need you. Your imitation of my walk and the perfect way you talk It's just a couple of the million things that I love about you.
So I need you So I need you So I need you So I need you
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Post by The Shad on Dec 2, 2008 14:18:03 GMT
Doublepostloln00bb&
Feelin' Christmassy.
Look to the sky, way up on high There in the night stars are now right. Eons have passed: now then at last Prison walls break, Old Ones awake! They will return: mankind will learn New kinds of fear when they are here. They will reclaim all in their name; Hopes turn to black when they come back. Ignorant fools, mankind now rules Where they ruled then: it's theirs again
Stars brightly burning, boiling and churning Bode a returning season of doom
Scary scary scary scary solstice Very very very scary solstice
Up from the sea, from underground Down from the sky, they're all around They will return: mankind will learn New kinds of fear when they are here
Look to the sky, way up on high There in the night stars are now right. Eons have passed: now then at last Prison walls break, Old Ones awake! Madness will reign, terror and pain Woes without end where they extend. Ignorant fools, mankind now rules Where they ruled then: it's theirs again
Stars brightly burning, boiling and churning Bode a returning season of doom
Scary scary scary scary solstice Very very very scary solstice
Up from the sea, from underground Down from the sky, they're all around.
Fear
(Look to the sky, way up on high There in the night stars now are right)
They will return.
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Post by Blizz on Dec 5, 2008 15:39:10 GMT
At 12 o'clock on Christmas Eve she tip-toed up the stairs, She stood beneath the mistletoe and combed her silken hair. Then Santa Claus slipped down the flu and caught her unawares And this is what she said!
OH! 'Father Christmas do not touch me! Father Christmas do not touch me! Father Christmas do not touch me!' As she stood beneath the mistletoe.
'Oh, me name is Father Christmas,' he informed her as he met her, She said 'Good grief, it's seven years since I sent you a letter!' He said 'I can't stand little girls. BIGGER ONES ARE BETTER!' And this is what she said!
OH! 'Father Christmas do not touch me! Father Christmas do not touch me! Father Christmas do not touch me!' As she stood beneath the mistletoe.
'Father Christmas do not touch! Father Christmas do not touch! Father Christmas do not touch!' As she stood beneath the mistletoe.
'Father Christmas do not! Father Christmas do not! Father Christmas do not!' As she stood beneath the mistletoe.
'Father Christmas do! Father Christmas do! Father Christmas do!' As she stood beneath the mistletoe.
'Father Christmas! Father Christmas! Father Christmas!' As she stood beneath the mistletoe.
'Father! Father! FATHER!' As she stood beneath the mistletoe.
'FAAAAAAA! FAAAAAAA! FAAAAAAAAAAA!!' As she stood beneath the mistletoe.
He's a most immoral Santa, He's a most immoral Santa, He's a most immoral Santa As she stood beneath the mistletoe!
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Post by Samface on Dec 6, 2008 19:39:06 GMT
Christmassy ones, eh? Right then.
In a magical land, in a magical town Santa and his magic elves are hanging around Building magical toys for girls and boys To deliver to the world and bring Christmas joy The reindeer are snug in their snow-covered stable As Santa puts turkey on the dinner table But a mile away, huddled in the snow Gary sits scared as the Arctic winds blow Alone, on his own, forgotten and lost Surviving on roots and the permafrost Dreams of joining Santa's team filled Gary's head And he walked by the stable when they had all gone to bed He tapped on the glass, the reindeer would laugh Cutting Gary's self-esteem painfully in half He was Rudolph's half-brother, unplanned, unwanted By his father's indiscretions he would be forever haunted
Gary the green-nosed reindeer (reindeer) Was of unexpected birth But one year he saved Christmas (Christmas) And he proved to them his worth All of the other reindeer (reindeer) Used to laugh and make him cry They never let poor Gary (Gary) Fly with them up in the sky
In a big black castle on the other side of town Osama bin Laden was wearing a frown With a bat on his shoulder, decked in a black cape He devised a plan to make America shake He said "I'll destroy Christmas, here's what I'll do I'll kidnap poor Rudolph, it's 9/11 part two The West will quake when their holiday is gone Then I'll rule the world like my name was Exxon!" He snuck into the stable, so he could steal Rudolph, then he left in his Jihadmobile Santa found out the news and he said "Oh dear Rudolph's gone, there will be no Christmas this year!" The elves began to cry and the sky turned grey But Gary heard their sobs walking by the day He shared Rudolph's DNA and had something to say He said "I can guide your sleigh and make everything okay."
Santa said "Who are you?" Gary said "I'm Rudolph's half-brother. You can tell 'cos my nose is green instead of red." Santa said "Whatever. Just put on this harness."
So then one happy Christmas Eve Santa came to say (say) "Gary with your nose so green Won't you guide my Christmas sleigh?" Then all the reindeer loved him (loved him) And they shouted out "Hooray! (hooray!) Gary the green-nosed reindeer (reindeer) Thanks for saving Christmas Day!"
And the toys were delivered across the world Bringing Christmas joy to every boy and girl Osama was fed up and let Rudolph go And the brothers reunited in the North Pole snow Rudolph said "Hey Gary, I'm sorry we laughed And left you forgotten, like President Taft We know it made you cry, we're sorry we were mean We'd like you to join our reindeer team."
And that is how Christmas got its colours From the red and green noses of the reindeer brothers You may see them flying high on Christmas Eve Bringing gifts to little kids like Stacy and Steve And Dennis and Cindy, and Claire and Louise Playstation 2s and Green Day CDs But nada for Osama, as they say in Espanol No Gamecubes in his stocking, now Santa brings him coal
Gary the green-nosed reindeer (reindeer) Was of unexpected birth But one year he saved Christmas (Christmas) And he proved to them his worth All of the other reindeer (reindeer) Used to laugh and make him cry They never let poor Gary (Gary) Fly with them up in the sky
So then one happy Christmas Eve Santa came to say (say) "Gary with your nose so green Won't you guide my Christmas sleigh?" Then all the reindeer loved him (loved him) And they shouted out "Hooray! (hooray!) Gary the green-nosed reindeer (reindeer) Thanks for saving Christmas Day!"
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Post by Mambo's Here! Look Busy! on Dec 7, 2008 11:25:00 GMT
O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum, wie treu sind deine Blätter! Du grünst nicht nur zur Sommerzeit, Nein auch im Winter, wenn es schneit. O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum, wie treu sind deine Blätter!
O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum! Du kannst mir sehr gefallen! Wie oft hat nicht zur Weihnachtszeit Ein Baum von dir mich hoch erfreut! O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum! Du kannst mir sehr gefallen!
O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum! Dein Kleid will mich was lehren: Die Hoffnung und Beständigkeit Gibt Trost und Kraft zu jeder Zeit. O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum! Das soll dein Kleid mich lehren.
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Post by The Shad on Dec 7, 2008 17:37:00 GMT
O whacking day, O whacking day, Our hallowed snake skull cracking day.
We'll break their backs, Gouge out their eyes, Their evil hearts We'll pulverise!
O whacking day O whacking day, May God bestow his grace on thee.
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Post by The Tikal who had no Toes on Dec 7, 2008 19:06:20 GMT
I was going to post All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla Prague Away Kit by Half Man Half Biscuit, but I've already done it, so here's some Beach Boys instead.
Oooh, merry Christmas, Saint Nick (Christmas comes this time each year) Oooooh ooooooh
Well, way up North where the air gets cold There's a tale about Christmas that you've all been told And a real famous cat all dressed up in red And he spends the whole year workin' out in his sled It's the little Saint Nick (ooooh, little Saint Nick) It's the little Saint Nick (ooooh, little Saint Nick)
Just a little bobsled, we call it Saint Nick But she'll walk a toboggan with a four-speed stick She's candy-apple red with a ski for a wheel And when Santa hits the gas, man, just watch her peel It's the little Saint Nick (ooooh, little Saint Nick) It's the little Saint Nick (ooooh, little Saint Nick)
Run run reindeer Run run reindeer Run run reindeer Run run reindeer You don't miss no-one
He's haulin' through the snow at a frightening speed With half a dozen deer with Rudy to lead He's gotta wear his goggles cos the snow really flies And he's cruisin' every pad with a little surprise It's the little Saint Nick (ooooh, little Saint Nick) It's the little Saint Nick (ooooh, little Saint Nick)
Oooh, merry Christmas, Saint Nick (Christmas comes this time each year) Oooh, merry Christmas, Saint Nick (Christmas comes this time each year) Oooh, merry Christmas, Saint Nick (Christmas comes this time each year)
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Post by Pete on Dec 8, 2008 2:27:50 GMT
Gotta 3 second memory I live for now and not what is or isn't to be Yeah thats me I gotta 3 second memory Whatever you tell me... Oh it's gone in 3...c'est la vie
Well I never get the feeling There's anything that i'm missing I'm way too busy living my life It's such a strife
I don't try to think about The ins or the outs I'm way to busy trying to figure out the here and now Whats that all about?
If I gotta choose I get all confused Havn't got a clue Of anything that's new Or who the hell is who
If I gotta choose I get all bemused the moment I loose... ohhhh The time to just muse Just be amused
I never get the feeling There's anything that i'm missing I'm way too busy living my life Life such a strife
I don't try to think about The ins or the outs I'm way to busy trying to figure out the here and now Whats that all about?
I got no plans For my life span Whenever I can Yeah I flim and I flam Yeah that's ying and a yang
I got no plans 'cus I don't understand Whenever I can ohhh I sing a song that I sang The one I just began
I never get the feeling There's anything that i'm missing I'm way too busy living my life It's such a strife
I don't try to think about The ins or the outs I'm way too busy trying to figure out the here and now Oh whats that all about?
Do be doo Do do do do dooo... ohhh Do be do Do be do be dooo... ohhh
I never get the feeling There's anything that i'm missing I'm way too busy living my life Life is such a strife
I don't try to think about The ins or the outs I'm way too busy trying to figure out the here and now Yeah, whats that all about?
Do be doo Do do do do dooo Do be do Do be do be dooo La la la la la la
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