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Post by Ringo (2015 Edition) on Nov 8, 2011 18:46:37 GMT
I stand alone at the back of the room, I'd rather watch than approach you. You glance at me with a soft-placed smile, But I look away before I realize, That the moment has passed on by.
Ooh... Do nothing all the time. Ooh... Do nothing all the time.
Don't crowd around the man, he can't breathe, He missed a chance to finally be brave. He's been running back to the past, To fix his big mistake, But now he realizes that there is no time, And he wants it back, But there's no falling back in line. There's no pride in what's been done, When you do nothing all of the time.
Ooh... Do nothing all the time. Ooh... And do nothing all the time. Ooh... Do nothing all the time Ooh... And do nothing...
Well I've been around here long enough, To know that time won't hesitate, It'll let you in, but it won't wait. You may wonder why it slips on by, Just promise me one thing, If regret should come it's from what's done, Not what you've been missing.
Not what you've been missing.
Ooh... Do nothing all the time. Ooh... And do nothing all the time. Ooh... Do nothing all the time. Ooh...
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Post by Blizz on Nov 8, 2011 23:39:05 GMT
I never thought hyenas essential. They're crude and unspeakably plain. But maybe they've a glimmer of potential If allied to my vision and brain.
I know that your powers of pretension Are as wet as a warthog's backside, But thick as you are, pay attention! My words are a matter of pride. It's clear from your vacant expressions The lights are not all on upstairs, But we're talking kings and successions. Even you can't be caught unawares!
So prepare for the chance of a lifetime, Be prepared for sensational news. A shining new era Is tiptoeing nearer. "And where do we feature?" Just listen to teacher. I know it sounds sordid, But you'll be rewarded When at last I am given my dues. And injustice, deliciously squared! Be prepared!
"Yeah, be prepared! We'll be prepared! For what?" "For the death of the king!" "Why, is he sick?" "No, you fool, we're gonna kill him. Simba, too." "Great idea, who needs a king? No king, no king, la la la la la!" "IDIOTS! There will be a king!" "Hey, but you said-" "I will be king! Stick with me and you'll NEVER GO HUNGRY AGAIN!" "Yay! Long live the king!" "LONG LIVE THE KING! LONG LIVE THE KING!"
It's great that we'll soon be connected With a king who'll be all time adored! Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected To take certain duties onboard. The future is littered with prizes, And though I'm the main addressee, The point that I must emphasize is... YOU WON'T GET A SNIFF WITHOUT ME!
So prepare for the coup of the century! Be prepared for the murkiest scam! Meticulous planning, (We'll have food!) Tenacity spanning, (Lots of food!) Decades of denial (We repeat!) Is simply why I'll (Endless meat!) Be king undisputed, Respected, saluted, And seen for the wonder I am! Yes my teeth and ambitions are bared. Be prepared!
Yes our teeth and ambitions are bared! Be prepared! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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Post by The Shad on Dec 13, 2011 12:40:06 GMT
Nature, nurture heaven and home Sum of all, and by them, driven To conquer every mountain shown But I've never crossed the river
Braved the forests, braved the stone Braved the icy winds and fire Braved and beat them on my own Yet I'm helpless by the river
Angel, angel, what have I done? I've faced the quakes, the wind, the fire I've conquered country, crown, and throne Why can't I cross this river?
Angel, angel, what have I done? I've faced the quakes, the wind, the fire I've conquered country, crown, and throne Why can't I cross this river?
Pay no mind to the battles you've won It'll take a lot more than rage and muscle Open your heart and hands, my son Or you'll never make it over the river
It'll take a lot more than words and guns A whole lot more than riches and muscle The hands of the many must join as one And together we'll cross the river
It'll take a lot more than words and guns A whole lot more than riches and muscle The hands of the many must join as one And together we'll cross the river
(Nature, nurture heaven and home) It'll take a lot more than words and guns (Sum of all, and by them, driven) A whole lot more than riches and muscle (To conquer every mountain shown) The hands of the many must join as one And together we'll cross the river
(Braved the forests, braved the stone) It'll take a lot more than words and guns (Braved the icy winds and fire) A whole lot more than riches and muscle (Braved and beat them on my own) The hands of the many must join as one And together we'll cross the river
And together we'll cross the river And together we'll cross the river
Nature, nurture heaven and home And together we'll cross the river And together we'll cross the river
Nature, nurture heaven and home And together we'll cross the river And together we'll cross the river
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Post by Blizz on Jan 16, 2012 20:11:22 GMT
Pissing in plastic cups Before we went on stage, Playing hacky-sack back When Audioslave was still Rage, Watching all the freaky Dutch kids Vomit then have sex, Listening to techno music On the bus while we earned our checks
Memories Make me want to go back there Back there All the memories Make me want to go back there Back there All the memories How can we make it back there? Back there? I want to be there again
Messing with the journalists And telling stupid lies, They had a feeling that something was up Because of the look in our eyes. In fact we didn't know what we were doing Half of the time, We were so sure of ourselves And sure of our way through life
Memories Make me want to go back there Back there All the memories Make me want to go back there Back there All the memories How can we make it back there? Back there? I want to be there again
Now I got so many people That I got to look out for I never know when I'll be called away To buy some food at the store I can hear them babies cryin' And the lawn needs to be mowed I gotta get my groove on 'Cos I'm freakin' bored!
Memories Make me want to go back there Back there All the memories Make me want to go back there Back there All the memories How can we make it back there? Back there? I want to be there again
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Post by Tanner / Ogilvie on Jan 16, 2012 20:50:24 GMT
You sir, are made of win. === In line of movie music, my favorite track as of late: Chorus Thus saith the Lord: Since you refuse to free my people All through the land of Egypt... I send a pestilence and plague Into your house, into your bed Into your streams, into your streets Into your drink, into your bread Upon your cattle, on your sheep Upon your oxen in your field Into your dreams, into your sleep Until you break, until you yield! I send the swarm, I send the horde! Thus saith the Lord Moses Once I called you brother Once I thought the chance to make you laugh Was all I ever wanted... Chorus I send the thunder from the sky I send the fire raining down Moses And even now I wish that God had chose another Serving s your foe on his behalf Is the last thing that I wanted... Chorus I send a hail of burning ice On ev'ry field, on ev'ry town Moses This was my home All this pain and devastation How it tortures me inside All the innocent who suffer From your stubbornness and pride... Chorus I send the locusts on a wind Such as the world has never seen On ev'ry leaf, on ev'ry stalk Until there's nothing left of green I send my scourge, I send my sword! Thus saith the Lord! Moses You who I called brother Why must you call down another blow? Chorus I send my scourge, I send my sword! Moses Let my people go Moses and Chorus Thus saith the Lord Rameses You who I called brother How could you have come to hate me so? Is this what you wanted? Chorus I send the swarm, I send the horde! Rameses Then let my heart be hardened And never mind how high the cost may grow This will still be so: I will never let your people go... Chorus and Moses Thus saith the Lord: Rameses I will not... Moses, Rameses, and Chorus Let your (my) people go
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Post by Blizz on Jan 26, 2012 0:56:50 GMT
I hear a gang fire on a human factory farm Are they howling out or doing somebody harm On a catwalk jungle somebody grabbed my arm A voice spoke so cold it matched the weapon in her palm
This is England This knife of Sheffield steel This is England This is how we feel
Time on his hands freezing in those clothes He won't go for the carrot They beat him by the pole Some sunny day confronted by his soul He's out at sea, too far off, he can't go home
This is England What we're supposed to die for This is England And we're never gonna cry no more
Black shadow of the Vincent Falls on a Triumph line I got my motorcycle jacket But I'm walking all the time South Atlantic wind blows Ice from a dying creed I see no glory When will we be free
This is England We can chain you to the rail This is England We can kill you in a jail
Those British boots go kick Bengali in the head Police sit watchin' The newspapers been read Who cares to protest After the attacker fled Out came the batons and The British warned themselves
This is England The land of illegal dances This is England Land of a thousand stances This is England This knife of Sheffield steel This is England This is how we feel This is England This is England
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Post by Blizz on Feb 24, 2012 0:46:21 GMT
Is there more I could have said? Now they're only pictures in my head. That's why my green is feeling grey. Sometimes even frogs have rainy days.
Remember when the stage caved in While you were rocking out? Who'd have thought your smorgasbord Would be hard to live without? If we could do it all again, Just another chance to entertain, Would anybody watch or even care? Or did something break we can't repair?
Your cannonball trajectory, It always gave me hope. They may have been unbearable But I still loved your jokes. Is there more I could have said? Now they're only pictures in my head.
"I didn't do it! I've been FRAMED! Ahhh, wocka-wocka!" "Gonzo the Great will ride this baby again!" "Des ferda shun de gur, ish vorn dis furn de chicken!" "This staccato tune is posolutely, most transparently bringing me down! One, two, and a half!"
Can we do it all again? Make 'em laugh like we did then? Orn de hee de fur de horn, We could harmonize for one more song.
But I'm standing here instead. Now they're only pictures in my head.
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Slender Man
Big Time Boomer
And then I just chundered, everywhere.
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Post by Slender Man on Mar 21, 2012 1:59:52 GMT
Now and then I think of when we were together Like when you said you felt so happy you could die Told myself that you were right for me But felt so lonely in your company But that was love and it's an ache I still remember
You can be addicted to a certain kind of sadness Like resignation to the end, always the end So when we found that we could not make sense Well you said that we would still be friends But I'll admit that I was glad that it was over
But you didn't have to cut me off Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing And I don't even need your love But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough No you didn't have to stoop so low Have your friends collect your records and then change your number I guess that I don't need that though Now you're just somebody that I used to know
Now you're just somebody that I used to know Now you're just somebody that I used to know
Now and then I think of all the times you screwed me over But had me believing it was always something that I'd done But I don't wanna live that way Reading into every word you say You said that you could let it go And I wouldn't catch you hung up on somebody that you used to know
But you didn't have to cut me off Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing And I don't even need your love But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough And you didn't have to stoop so low Have your friends collect your records and then change your number I guess that I don't need that though Now you're just somebody that I used to know
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on Apr 2, 2012 17:26:15 GMT
From the brain that brought you the Big Ben Caper The head that made headlines in every newspaper And wondrous things like the Tower Bridge Job That cunning display that made Londoners sob Now comes the real tour de force Tricky and wicked, of course My earlier crimes were fine for their times But now that I'm at it again An even grimmer plot has been simmering In my great criminal brain Even meaner? You mean it? Worse than the widows and orphans you drowned? You're the best of the worst around O Ratigan! O Ratigan! The rest fall behind! To Ratigan! To Ratigan The world's greatest criminal mind!Ratigan: Thank you, thank you. But it hasn't all been champagne and caviar. I've had my share of adversity, thanks to that miserable second-rate detective, Basil of Baker Street!Gang: Boooooo!Ratigan: For years, that insufferable pipsqueak has interfered with my plans, and I haven't had a moment's peace of mind! Gang: Awwwww...Bartholomew: *sobs* Ratigan: But, all that's in the past! This time, nothing, not even Basil can stand in my way! All will bow before me! O Ratigan! O Ratigan! You're tops and that's that! To Ratigan! To Ratigan!Bartholomew: To Ratigan, the world's greatest rat! *hic* Ratigan: *spits champagne* What was THAT!? What did you call me?Thug 1: No, he didn't mean it, Professor! Thug 2: It was just a slip of the tongue! Ratigan: I AM NOT A RAT!!Thug 1: Course yer not, yer a mouse! Thug 3: Yeah, that's right, a mouse! Thug 2: A big mouse! Ratigan: SILENCE! *tosses Bartholomew outside* Oh my poor Bartholomew, I'm afraid that you've gone and upset me. You know what happens when someone upsets me... *rings a little bell to summon his cat* Bartholomew: *drunkenly sings* O Ratigan, o Ratigan, you're the tops and that's that. To Ratigan, to Ratigan, to Ratigan... the world's greatest- *is swallowed by cat* Ratigan: Oh Felicia, my precious, my baby! Did daddy's little honey-bunny enjoy her tasty treat? *The cat burps* Ratigan: I trust there will be no further interruptions. *walks back inside* Now, as you were singing... *raises bell* Even louder! WE'LL SHOUT IT! No one can doubt what we know you can do! You're more evil than even you O Ratigan! O Ratigan! You're one of a kind! To Ratigan! To Ratigan THE WORLD'S GREATEST CRIMINAL MIIIIND!
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Post by Ringo (2015 Edition) on Apr 2, 2012 21:22:36 GMT
In my eyes, indisposed In disguise as no one knows Hides the face, lies the snake The sun in my disgrace Boiling heat, summer stench 'Neath the black the sky looks dead Call my name through the cream And I'll hear you scream again
Black hole sun Won't you come And wash away the rain Black hole sun Won't you come Won't you come
Stuttering, cold and damp Steal the warm wind tired friend Times are gone for honest men And sometimes far too long for snakes In my shoes, a walking sleep And my youth I pray to keep Heaven send Hell away No one sings like you anymore
Chorus x 2
Hang my head, drown my fear Till you all just disappear
Repeat Chorus
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Post by Tanner / Ogilvie on Apr 3, 2012 18:04:18 GMT
I must admit, Your parlor tricks are amusing I bet you've got a bunny Under your hat! Now here's your chance To get the best of me, Hope your hand is hot! C'mon, clown, Let's see what you've got! You try to slam me With your hardest stuff But your double whammy Isn't up to snuff I'll set the record straight You're simply out of date You're only second rate! You think your cat's a meanine, But your tiger's tame You've got a lot to learn About the genie game So for your information, I'll reiterate You're only second rate! Men cower at the power In my pinky My thumb is number one On every list But if you're not convinced That I'm invincible, Put me to the test! I'd love to lay this rivalry to rest! Go ahead and zap me With the big surprise Snap me in a trap, Cut me down to size I'll make a big escape It's just a piece of cake You're only second rate! You know, your hocus-pocus Isn't tough enough And your mumbo-jumbo Doesn't measure up Let me pontificate Upon your sorry state You're only second rate! Zaba-caba-dabra! Granny's gonna grab ya! Alakazam-da-mus And this thing's bigger than the both of us! So spare me your tremendous scare! You look horrendous in your underwear! And I can hardly wait To discombobulate I'll send ya back and packing In a shipping crate You'll make a better living With a spinning plate You're only second rate!
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on May 6, 2012 10:17:58 GMT
There was a man from Gotham In the Batmobile he rode Defending the defenseless It's to him I sing this ode With his Hammers of Justice He struck down every foe Safety for our families It's this to him we owe
Grey and blue Grey and blue The man from Gotham Wore the grey and blue
He fought the vilest villains Too numerous to list Rendering his verdict With Batwing cover fists Descending from the night sky His scalloped cape would flow Those who broke the law Deserve the punches he would throw
Grey and blue Grey and blue The man from Gotham Wore the grey and blue
But beneath the mask was just a man Same as you and me His true face he could never share A secret identity But why endure this lone crusade Fight-to-fight you just can't win If ask the Bat would tell you Someone's gotta stand up to all this sin
Grey and blue Grey and blue The man from Gotham wore the grey and blue Grey and blue Grey and blue The man from Gotham Wore the grey and blue The man from Gotham Wore the grey and blue
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Post by Blizz on May 20, 2012 22:18:28 GMT
You are by far the wealthiest duck in Duckburg (Woo-ooh!) I'm sure you could afford to rename it "suck-turd" You're the one percent, you don't need adventure, stay home! (You're prone to the unknown, but don't roam, stay home) Hey where ya goin', wait a sec!
You really don't need any more treasure, dude You're so [censored]in' rich, Bill Gates is your [censored] whenever you're in the mood, Oh-ohhhhh—What the [censored], Scrooge McDuck?! What kinda quack are you on? Outfitting your mules to go lookin' for jewels in the Amazon
"I'm not kidding around, man. You're too old for this! Hey, come back here!"
Blood diamonds do not make you a forest ranger (Woo-ooh!) Those bugs and snakes you're murdering, they're endangered You're a threat to this fragile ecosystem, go home! (All alone in the tropic zone, pack up your stones and go home) Hey where ya goin', wait a sec!
You'll [censored] your diaper climbin' up jungle vines I said stay away from the Himalayas or the African mines, oh-oh Your bank account's got large amounts but your brain's plain overdrawn You're hallucinatin' ice cream and cake in the Amazon
I said what the [censored], Scrooge McDuck, what kinda quack are you on? No matter how much cash you plow, you'll never turn into a swan But you're crazy and old, so you're gonna keep looking for gold In the Amazon!
"Well, at least it's not the moon."
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Post by Blizz on Jul 29, 2012 23:29:15 GMT
Whenever life gets you down, Mrs Brown, And things seem hard or tough, And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft And you feel that you've had quite enough
Just remember that you're standing On a planet that's evolving, Revolving at 900 miles an hour. It's orbiting at 19 miles a second, So it's reckoned, A sun that is the source of all our power. The sun and you and me And all the stars that you can see Are revolving at a million miles a day In an outer spiral arm at 14,000 miles an hour On the galaxy we call the Milky Way.
Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars, It's a hundred thousand light years side to side. It bulges in the middle, 16,000 light years thick But out by us it's just 3000 light years wide. We're 30,000 light years from galactic central point, We go round every 200 million years, And our galaxy itself is one of millions of billions In this amazing and expanding universe.
The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding In all of the directions it can whizz As fast as it can go, the speed of light you know, 12 million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is. So remember when you're feeling very small and insecure How amazingly unlikely is your birth, And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space 'Cos there's bugger all down here on Earth.
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on Aug 8, 2012 16:47:51 GMT
Tiny Japanese girl You're my Tiny Japanese girl Tiny Japanese girl Get out my shoe box girl I need to put my shoes away. They're gonna' get all scuffed and that Why you in there girl? It doesn't even fit you I mean you're small but you're not a midget girl
But I'm tiny like a door mouse Short Like a bungalow house Minute like a pixie You can barely even see me I can ride around on a Shetland pony And people say I'm far away (Well you are quite small) But I'm pretty big in Tokyo.
Tiny Japanese girl When I'm stood next to you You make me feel so tall Though I'm just 5' 2" It's like I'm stood on a wall Or a really big dog But it's just that you're small So there's no need for that dog
Tiny Japanese Girl I find you perfectly sized And you fit in small places When you're needing to hide But don't hide from my love 'Cos it's hunting you down I know you've got a big heart I've seen you wheel it around
But I'm tiny like a door mouse Short Like a bungalow house Minute like a pixie You can barely even see me I can ride around on a Shetland pony And people say I'm far away (I'm far away) But I'm pretty big in Tokyo Pretty big in Tokyo I'm pretty big in Tokyo
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Post by Blizz on Aug 20, 2012 12:52:13 GMT
Do you count? I do! Let’s count together!
Counting, counting, counting, counting, Counting things you like. One, two bits of cake One, two, three wheels upon a trike. One, two, three, four dollies. One, two, three, four, five balloons! One, two, three, four, five, six monkeys wearing pantaloons!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven floppy little cats, One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight old fashioned hats. Counting is a lot of fun if you are under four! Try again in thirty years; it’s not so fun no more.
You will find that there’s a lot of boring things to count- Count them, count them, count them, You must have the right amount! Calories, and speeding points, and pennies in your purse- Count your blessings too, because it daily gets much worse!
Problems, problems, problems, problems Piling up on you. They just keep on coming and there’s nothing you can do. Relationships, and health, and sex, and God, and jobs, and sex, There are far more problems than a four-year-old expects!
Counting opportunities that got away from you; Regrets, and disappointments, don’t forget the failures too. Counting all the so-called friends who stab you in the back; There’s so many, it becomes a problem keeping track! Counting all the ways the world’s a giant ball of crap- War, and famine, all around, but here’s a funny app! Count up all the ways that you could change it if you try, But there is too much else to do then suddenly you die!
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on May 9, 2013 17:23:13 GMT
When the tiger roars and the mountain cries You gotta dream the dream, you gotta win the prize You gotta go the miles, you gotta face the trials Never lose sight of the sights you see You gotta believe your beliefs are real Now you're drinking from a fire hydrant Teach your uncle how to wear a cummerbund Now you're gonna jump a crazy gorge Keep on shaving that hairy uncle Uh, I don't really know what's happening in this part Your heart's on fire and the fire is in your heart!!!!
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Hades
New Boomer
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Post by Hades on Aug 27, 2013 22:08:33 GMT
Old dreary old monastery Saints cursed it in obscure past
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