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Post by SJ on Mar 2, 2005 16:46:54 GMT
Van Helsing- not bad
Spiderman 2 - liked
A.I - total and utter [censored]
DareDevil - rubbish
Alien3 - good
Alien4 - not as good. (It has the corniest line ever in it "We did it, we saved the world" - this is after they send a space ship correaring into earth) Aliens was the best Alien film.
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragen - hiped up won loads of oscar etc but a tragically bad film.
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Post by t3hchaosx3 on Mar 2, 2005 17:22:09 GMT
Hero. It's [don't abuse the swearing filter. It's there for a reason.]. Hero rocks. |
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Post by Omnion (yes, he is a man) on Mar 2, 2005 18:38:40 GMT
Van Helsing- not bad Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragen - hiped up won loads of oscar etc but a tragically bad film. Van Helsing is AWFUL. I will continue to campaign against its awfulness until I die. Crouching Tiger. Well, here we go again... Just because it doesn't have a fight scene every 2 minutes doesn't mean it's bad. It was NOT hyped up, hardly anyone I know has even heard of it. It won Oscars for a reason, it is beautifully filmed, well acted, has a great musical score and an excellent storyline. |
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Post by ronson on Mar 3, 2005 18:52:00 GMT
oscars may be prestigous but there have been clangers. citizen kane lost to how green is my valley. scorsesse not getting the director oscar is also pretty bad.
but by far criminal is getting chris rock to host the awards ceremony!!!
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Post by madhair60 on Mar 4, 2005 10:21:19 GMT
Van Helsing is AWFUL. I will continue to campaign against its awfulness until I die. Crouching Tiger. Well, here we go again... Just because it doesn't have a fight scene every 2 minutes doesn't mean it's bad. It was NOT hyped up, hardly anyone I know has even heard of it. It won Oscars for a reason, it is beautifully filmed, well acted, has a great musical score and an excellent storyline. Please, live on and on so I can continue laughing at your unintentionally hilarious posts. |
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Post by Baxter on Mar 5, 2005 19:42:17 GMT
The Oscars are a joke. The Razzies are where it's all at.  |
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Post by Dave on Mar 5, 2005 21:27:20 GMT
Once Upon A Time In Mexico, it's rubbish. So boringly long, I almost fell asleep.
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Post by madhair60 on Mar 5, 2005 21:53:31 GMT
Once Upon A Time In Mexico, it's rubbish. So boringly long, I almost fell asleep. You broke reality! |
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Post by Raxadian on Mar 6, 2005 1:23:44 GMT
Catwoman , turn a cool Batman villain in totally different character that sucks. Well done DC!
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Post by Omnion (yes, he is a man) on Mar 6, 2005 10:16:17 GMT
Please, live on and on so I can continue laughing at your unintentionally hilarious posts. That's actually kinda insulting, but you're an admin, so I guess I can't do anything... |
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Post by t3hchaosx3 on Mar 6, 2005 12:30:48 GMT
That's actually kinda insulting, but you're an admin, so I guess I can't do anything... And here is a prime example of the subject you quoted. |
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Post by Samface on Mar 6, 2005 14:39:33 GMT
Play nicely, kiddies.
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Post by Omnion (yes, he is a man) on Mar 6, 2005 21:03:34 GMT
Yeah, we don't want another PSP/DS thread disaster...
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Post by Chosenoneknuckles on Mar 11, 2005 22:35:45 GMT
its not the worst but it is horrible, slow and anti-climax, The Village lol  |
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Post by Dave on Mar 12, 2005 2:40:58 GMT
I didn't like The Village either. My friends didn't believe me when I told them the girl was blind, it's like they thought she wasn't making eye contact because of weird acting.
I agree with whoever said XXX, (or should I put xXx as to not confuse anyone?) I had this on a copied dvd a few years back. I started watching it, and it didn't really entertain me. I fell asleep, woke up an hour later, and I just saw the end of the first Disc, he gets tied up- for the 3rd time. It was really boring this film, not as good as it was supposed to be.
I did have another one to say, but I forgot what it was. I shall say tomorrow, err today.
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Post by ronson on Mar 12, 2005 15:25:13 GMT
pity they are releasing xXx 2. obviously someone didnt get the hint!
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Post by Omnion (yes, he is a man) on Mar 13, 2005 12:06:55 GMT
Wait, I remember the worst film ever! Batman Forever. Utter [censored] all the way through, not a single good bit at all.
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Post by Samface on Mar 13, 2005 12:10:58 GMT
Lies! I really like Batman Forever. Better than Returns and Robin, not as good as the original. |
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Post by Baxter on Mar 13, 2005 17:16:11 GMT
I thought Batman Forever was alright. Not a patch on the originals, but it was lifted by some fine set pieces and a typically great performance by Jim Carrey. Still a zillion times better than Batman and Robin.  |
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Post by Spudiator on Mar 13, 2005 17:31:07 GMT
I loved Batman and Batman Returns, it was that dark, gothic atmosphere that made them so good. I thought Batman Forever was a little too daft, it's more like the camp humour of the old 60's TV series, not one of the worst ever filsm though, not by a long way. It's not a good Batman film because of the standards set by the first 2, but it's not an entirely awful film in it's own right.
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Post by ronson on Mar 14, 2005 17:49:59 GMT
at least batman begins looks promising and has a great cast and director to boot. who wouldnt like to see bale, oldman, freeman, murphy and caine all in the same movie. the script is by goyer who is a huge comic fan and should be a great return to revitalise the franchise.
pity schumacher made the b and r too camp like the T.V series in the 1960s. a terrible film
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Post by Omnion (yes, he is a man) on Mar 14, 2005 19:37:01 GMT
Batman forever is crud, because...
* It's poorly acted and just generally stupid
* Two-face has no originality and is just a joker clone
* Batman goes on for hours about how killing Two Face is not the answer...and then kills him.
* It's all one big rush. The bat plane and bat boat seriously only last for about 30 seconds before they get blown up.
* It's also boring as hell and extrememly unmemorable.
*Bruce Wayne takes on Two Face's gang (whom he kills in the car chase later) using kung-fu. Like no-one's gonna notice that.
The only good but is Jim carrey - he rocks!
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Post by SJ on Mar 14, 2005 21:16:43 GMT
Batman - truly great film
Batman returns - lived up to the first
Batman - forever - I liked it
Batman and robin - hurrendous
Oh and another terrible film 'Jeepers Creepers' - It was so bad it was funny.
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Post by Spudiator on Mar 14, 2005 21:39:14 GMT
This is about as close as Americans can really get to being ironic!
You've pretty much invalidated your own point there. A movie can't surely be the worst ever if it has any positive points about it.
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Post by Samface on Mar 15, 2005 10:43:47 GMT
I saw the last 20 minutes of I Know What You Did Last Summer t'other night. Never laughed so much in my life...
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