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Post by t3hchaosx3 on Mar 15, 2005 17:16:11 GMT
I saw the last 20 minutes of I Know What You Did Last Summer t'other night. Never laughed so much in my life... You should see the whole thing! It's jam packed with comedy!
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Post by Dave on Mar 15, 2005 23:45:30 GMT
Batman forever is crud, because... * It's poorly acted and just generally stupid * Two-face has no originality and is just a joker clone * Batman goes on for hours about how killing Two Face is not the answer...and then kills him. * It's all one big rush. The bat plane and bat boat seriously only last for about 30 seconds before they get blown up. * It's also boring as hell and extrememly unmemorable. *Bruce Wayne takes on Two Face's gang (whom he kills in the car chase later) using kung-fu. Like no-one's gonna notice that. The only good but is Jim carrey - he rocks! I liked it lol. Yeah, Jim Carrey was funny as hell in it, favourite quote from it is his: "He dreams of one day being... BARE NAKED WITH A GIRL! " Really funny that. The only good thing about Batman & Robin was Alicia Silverstone. Alfred almost dying was a bad thing though! Alfred rocks!!
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Post by Spudiator on May 17, 2005 13:11:33 GMT
I've found a new nomination for this. I was looking for Jim Carrey films on the Blockbuster website, and I found one called All In Good Taste. I'd never heard of it before, but I thought what the hell, might be good. BIG mistake! It was made in the early 80's, and Jim Carrey didn't even have a speaking role in it! Apparently he was just a naked cameraman somewhere in the middle (must have been brief because I didn't even spot him). They re-released the film onto DVD in 2003 and for some reason stuck Jim Carrey's mug on the front cover to imply that he was the main star! It is by far the worst, most badly acted, badly scripted, badly filmed and all round awful film in the history of existence!
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Post by Omnion (yes, he is a man) on May 17, 2005 14:39:01 GMT
I liked it lol. Yeah, Jim Carrey was funny as hell in it, favourite quote from it is his: "He dreams of one day being... BARE NAKED WITH A GIRL! " That was funny! The rest of the film was hilariously crap, which was good as well.
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Post by lileh on May 19, 2005 15:45:34 GMT
The worst movie ever? Now, that's a difficult question. What I like is not nessicarily good. Take Van Helsing for example; whilst I know it to be a bad film, I personally liked it a lot. For the following reasons: -I am seduced by anything set in Transylvania since watching the Rocky Horror Show. -Dracula is the sex. -Kate Beckinsale is also the sex. -I'm not above watching utter trash if it's pretty. And the film was very pretty. Take the ballroom scene for example. If we leave aside the question of Where The Hell Did Dracula Get All Those Guests From, the scene was beautifully stylised. I mean, there was a tabletop dancer with 2 faces. 2! That's like, more than 1! Ok, I'll shut up about Van Helsing now. I saw the last 20 minutes of I Know What You Did Last Summer t'other night. Never laughed so much in my life... Yes. I fell asleep pretty soon into that and woke up for the last part. The video cover said "The US hit blockbuster". Frankly, Americans should demand higher standards. Last time I checked, scary films were meant to be...scary. A.I.: Very good. Would've been excellent, if it weren't for that daft last twenty minutes. The ending did ruin what could have been a vauguely ok film. You know, Spielburg only directed the last half of it. AI was begun by Stanley Kubrick, who unfortunately died halfway through. It explains a lot, really. K, to the point, I can think of a few that could be the worst films ever.Oliver &Company: I used to love this when I was a kid. Oh. God. Why. Wimbledon: Hahahah! Now that the genre of British Romantic Comedy has been done to death, let us ressurect it so that we can murder it once again! Once again we can revel in the originality of a brit bloke who falls in love with an American girl! And isn't '[censored]er' such a funny and British word? Yes, we shall stab the corpse of the already dead Brit romcom genre and dance on it's grave! hahahaha! 13 going on 30: Contrived, soulless and manufactured. The Princess Diaries: Now, I have a friend who saw the sequel to this. Me, I've only seen the original, but my friend said Princess Diaries 2 was the worst film she'd ever seen. Which is saying a lot, since she loved the first one. Baby Boom: You. Probably haven't heard of that film. This is a good thing. Well, that was a stupidly long post...sorry ^^;
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