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Post by Devo DrakeFox on Mar 2, 2006 17:01:10 GMT
I like this extract from Beast Wars.
Megatron: I wish for the enemy to be destroyed quickly and without mercy! And would anyone else like to object?
Quickstrike: Well, uh- *is grabbed by Megatron*
Megatron: Yess?
Quickstrike: Um, does it all have to be quick? Cuz once we cripple 'em, I'd kinda like t' enjoy their... sssufferin' fer a while.
Megatron: I like how you think Quickstrike, but business before pleasure.
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Post by Blizz on Mar 2, 2006 18:09:50 GMT
Kaine: "I WILL have the answer Warren, and I pray that you force me to beat it out of you!" Jackal: "Oh goody! Don't hold back! I've been anxious to give my new body a real test run in the endurance department!"
Jack: "PROFESSOR!" Jackal: "Do you mind? Kaine and I were having a moment! I never realised how thoroughly invigorated one feels after a good old-fashioned slugfest! To think of the money I wasted on those Jane Fonda tapes! Although I did like Barbarella!" Jack: "Professor, there's someone...lurking in the shadows!" Jackal: "Let me get this straight... You're a clone, cowering in the arms of a man who's spent the last five years genetically re-engineering himself, and you don't find THAT unsettling? Perhaps you need more caffeine in your diet!"
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Post by Turbocharge on Mar 2, 2006 18:38:21 GMT
"Sir, are you sure you want to go to Red Alert? You do realise it means changing the bulb." ~ Kryten.
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on Mar 3, 2006 10:42:32 GMT
A bunch of quotes from my fave Beast Wars character, Inferno.
"Fool! Pain is my friend! Allow me to introduce you to it!"
"Insolent ones! Burn in the fires of Inferno!"
"I don't rock and roll... I burn."
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Post by Smithy on Mar 6, 2006 9:53:27 GMT
Today on scary go round Erin asked a question that I'm sure we have all pondered at some point or another; "Esther, the cool kids are sniffing permanent markers right now. Why are visiting the decaying rubble of perverted bee faciers?" Why indeed Erin. Why indeed...
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Post by Blizz on Mar 6, 2006 12:04:31 GMT
A few from Star Bores: The Prequel...
Count Dookula: "Leave Mister Flopsy alone. Put. The. Bunny. Back. In. The. Box." Panikin: "We could do a deal. You get Mister Flopsy and I get a ride with you. What do you say? ....You've chopped my arm off!"
Panikin: "We must put an end to this atrocity just as soon as I'm sure I lost Prodme. Come on! We've got to get out of here before Godzilla arrives..." Prodme: "'Godzilla' HAS arrived! And she's going to kick your sorry butt!"
Dookula: "It's you! Van Hels- ....No, hang on. Aha! Master Yoggi." Yoggi: "Count Dookula, my old Paddywack." Dookula: "I expect you have come here to save this foolish Jello apprentice?" Yoggi: "No. Kill him you can." Dookula: "Kill him? I say old boy, have you got that right? It's just that my roles usually have me being thwarted just at the very moment of triumph. I'd rather assumed that you're here to stop me killing the boy." Yoggi: "No. No. Off him pop."
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Post by Feniiku on Mar 6, 2006 12:40:30 GMT
Dunno if people have posted these, so I'll just post them anyway. Here's a wodge of Futurama quotes. Fry"Ugh, it's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone's throwing up." "Its just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?" "Whoa! Letters like 'u' and 'r' can mean words like 'you' and 'are'!" "That's not why people watch TV. Clever things make people feel stupid and unexpected things make them feel scared."Bender "Everybody's a jerk. You, me, this jerk." "I hate the people that love me and they hate me." "Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned in the gutter? No."Leela"Alright, This is the third hose fight I've broken up today, and the second using actual hoses." "I'll find Fry's coffin, get his corpse, and keep it under my mattress to remind me that he's really dead. That'll prove I'm not insane!"Professor"Everyone's always in favour of saving Hitler's brain. But when you put it in the body of a great white shark, ooohh! Suddenly you've gone too far!" "Oh, they say madness runs in our family. Some even call me mad. And why? Because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic monsters, atomic supermen with octagonal shaped bodies that suck blood..." "Yes, it's a perfect scale model of the universe's largest bottle. I put a tiny spaceship inside to keep it from being boring."Zoidberg"Friends! Help! A guinea pig tricked me!" "I don't trust that doctor. I bet I've lost more patients than he's even treated."Hermes"What's that you're hacking off? Is it my torso? It is! My precious torso!"Zapp"Kif, I'm headed to the men's room and I'll be needing an attendant, so- oh, I'm sorry, you're crying, like a woman." "What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?" "You win again, gravity!"There we go. I just nicked a bunch of semi-qood quotes from the mouth of whoever was going to use them I'm going to go shoot myself now.
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on Mar 6, 2006 13:41:53 GMT
Devo's Favourite Homer-isms
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: Never try.
Mmmm. 64 slices of American cheese. 64. 63. *later* 2..... 1..... I think I'm blind.
No Lisa, the only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and now it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!
Come family. Sit in the snow with daddy and let us all bask in television's warm glowing warming glow.
Oh Lisa, you and your stories. 'Bart is a vampire', 'Beer kills brain cells'. Now let's go back to that... building... thingy... where our beds and TV... is.
You know what Apu? I've learned that life is one big disappointment after another until you just wish that Flanders was dead!
I'm really sorry I hit you, Mr. Burns. Here, let me put some salt on that eye.
I'll help you, Moe... Help you DIE!!
Okay. I have thought this through. I will send Bart the money to fly home... then I will murder him.
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Post by Feniiku on Mar 6, 2006 13:55:33 GMT
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Post by unikron on Mar 6, 2006 17:16:18 GMT
Parody Into Dreams' best lines
- Everything Wiseman says
- MOO!
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Smithy
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Post by Smithy on Mar 6, 2006 18:08:44 GMT
From a reveiw of Punisher War Journal no. 19 on Chris's Invincible Super Blog"Also, I think that's one of the all-time best non-Kirby cover blurbs: "You just rented a jet-ski to the Punisher. KISS THAT BABY GOODBYE!" It's a blurb that goes so far as to create a fictional world in your imagination wherein you're a jet-ski rental guy, and then it totally burns you."
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Post by Isotope The Plushy Dragon King on Mar 6, 2006 19:33:58 GMT
One I picked up somewhere and made it my own signature:
"There Comes A Time, When Decisions Have To Be Made. Do You Want To Make That Time Now?"
Which I thought sounded bloody good to me......
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Post by Turbocharge on Mar 6, 2006 20:05:37 GMT
"What I have shown you is reality. What you remember, that is the illusion." ~ Sephiroth
*Shot for fanboyism*
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Post by unikron on Mar 6, 2006 22:16:22 GMT
(regarding Fortress) Folken: What the hell is he doing here? Does he suspect someone among us of heresy? Reich: ...Folken, my friend....he's an Inquisitor. He suspects EVERYONE of heresy.
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Post by Mambo's Here! Look Busy! on Mar 6, 2006 23:11:01 GMT
TGS MOMENTS!
"Allright girls, lets go for some PAN-ASIAN CUISINE!" MSG'D!! "OW! My stomach lining."
"Hey Tompkins, Brett Bretterson and I are splitsville and I was looking for some rebound action." "No way, Ive got Bowser on the ropes" "P...OWNED... or however you pronounce that..."
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Post by Super Sonic on Mar 7, 2006 0:22:34 GMT
"you seem like someone I could innocently snuggle up with on a rug, old geriatric pussy cat style. Hopefully with better bowel control though"
A friend to me on MSN...
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Post by Blizz on Mar 7, 2006 11:20:54 GMT
Strong Bad: "Two unlikely partners..." Strong Mad: "I ATE MY BATTLESHIP!" Strong Bad: "...One brain between them." The Cheat: "Mehhhhh...." Strong Bad: "From the creators of I'm Surprised Strong Mad Hasn't Eaten The Cheat By Now, get ready to LUG. IT. AROUND. Lugnut & Squeak.
Marzipan: "Hey guys. Homestar Jr's talkin' now." Strong Mad: "Bwah?" Marzipan: "He says 'put that freakin' sandwich down!'" Homestar: "No, it was me!" Marzipan: "I know it was sweetie." Homestar: "No, me! Homestah Wunnor!" Marzipan: "You're Homestar Jr remember?" Homestar: "WOULD YOU PUT THAT FWEAKIN' SANDWICH DOWN?!" Marzipan: "There, he said it again! I'm so proud of you."
Strong Bad: "If Strong Sad were a radio host, he'd sound like this:" Strong Sad: "WHUH-HEY-HEY! This is the Deathly Pallor, coming to you live from WA3D 902 fm, THE STURGE. Comin' up next, we got some hot new tracks from Double-O Hoo, BALLY-HOO!" Strong Bad: *laughs* Strong Sad: "Don't you ever make me do that again!"
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Post by Samface on Mar 7, 2006 15:56:39 GMT
What's-Her-Face: I really want....some of these chips! A Mighty Warrior: Corn chips are no place for a mighty warrior! Strong Bad: LATHE'D! What's-Her-Face: Owww! I hope they have these corn chips in heaven!
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Post by Blizz on Mar 7, 2006 17:38:26 GMT
Victorian chap: "Hello? What's this?" Insanity Prawn Boy: "Hello." Victorian: "Good day to you. This is England, circa 1880." ISB: "You love cats' bottoms!" Victorian: "GOOD LORD!"
"Um he-hello. Hello. I am here to inspe- Oh blimey! This is a clean place!" - Health Inspector, Alternative Uses for Pogs
Mrs Cohen: "What is Myrrh anyway?" Wise Man: "It is a valuable balm." Mrs Cohen: "A balm?! What you givin' him a balm for?! It might bite 'im! That's a dangerous animal that! Quick, throw it in the trough!" Wise Man: "No it isn't!" Mrs Cohen: "Yes it is, it's got..." *imitates horns on head* Wise Man: "No, no, no, it is an ointment!" Mrs Cohen: "Well, I'm sure there's an animal called a balm, or did I dream it..."
Solid Snake: "The most advanced weapon...mankind has ever seen. It could-" Dr Poque: "NO. LISTEN TO ME. LISTEN TO WHAT I'M SAYING. THIS IS ME TIME, RIGHT?! THIS IS POQUE-O-CLOCK!!!!!111111~!!!!111 GOT IT?! ...ALRIGHT! Find the friggin' Codec! Oh God, okay, just go, I'm sick of this...." Snake: ".....Uh..... Geez.... K."
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Post by unikron on Mar 7, 2006 18:30:22 GMT
Mark: You idiot. You will never understand idiocy like I understand idiocy. I live in Burnley.
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Post by Beeth on Mar 9, 2006 14:28:34 GMT
Another Red Dwarf one:
Holly: ...and you still look like the Turkish entry for the Eurovision Song Contest!
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Post by jennytablina on Mar 9, 2006 14:33:57 GMT
It all started with a mouse ^_^
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Post by Turbocharge on Mar 9, 2006 14:42:47 GMT
My lovely horse running through the FEILD. Where are you going with your fetlocks blowing in the WIND. I want to shower you with sugar lumps and ride you over FENCES. Polish your hooves every single day and bring to the horse DENTIST. My lovely horse , you're a pony no MORE. Running around with the man on your back, Like a train in the night, Like a train in the [wait, I can get this bit...] Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
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Post by Mambo's Here! Look Busy! on Mar 9, 2006 14:48:05 GMT
Mark: You idiot. You will never understand idiocy like I understand idiocy. I live in Burnley. XD Whats that from?! Or is a personal quote?
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Post by Turbocharge on Mar 9, 2006 20:24:48 GMT
Dougal: *reading the newspaper* "Ted! You're not gonna believe this! Clint Eastwood has been arrested for a crime he didn't- oh no wait, it's a film."
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