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Post by Blizz on Jun 1, 2010 23:36:05 GMT
"This is it, Yugi. Me and you. The final battle! The duel that everyone's been waiting for! I'm not gonna hold back!" "You bet, Jaden! This is going to be super special awesome! I can't wait to see your strength!" "Well, alright then. Yugi! It's time to spit some rhymes!" "Bring it on Ja- Wait, what? Oh, you have got to be [censored]ing kidding me....."
Alright Yugi, check it out, it's Jaden from GX, Sad to say, dog, you're my new test subject So listen up, here it is, the awesome challenge I suggest: Whoever spits the best rap out of you and me will be the best Duelist in the world and the King of Games. You know I got you beat but homie, don't be lame. This is serious, you gotta do it, your title says you have to. If you decline a challenge, by default that means I beat you! Yugi, I hope you're ready 'cos this is gonna be heavy And I know you might think it's unnecessary But that's tough, suck it up, dog, it 's something that you gotta do Or you can leave and lose your throne, it's up to you.
"Oh, you think you're hot sh*t, huh? OK, check this out." Prime cut. Yeah, mickity mo, mac daddy, what's up? I said, jizzabang-boom-boom-boom to diggy dog I said a dog (a dog), A dog? (a dog) A diggidy dog. Hey whatcha say Jay? OK, Your repetoire's cliche, Forget trading cards, you should just take up ballet. You wanna duel? Don't play the fool Or I'll just tell you, [censored] please, The only consolation here is you're not from 5D's. So play the damn card, punk, 'Cos it's time to throw down. I'm glad it's one by one 'cos all your friends are clowns. Can't wait to see your face turn to sheer disgrace When I duel your punk ass right out of this place (My name's Yugi Moto!) I said your show's really lame. Each episode's the same, yes they are. Now get yourself set to be ashamed By the King of Games (Games!)
"Heh, that was a'ight. But lemme lay sum'n fresh on ya." "Um, Jaden, you're not black."
You're about to witness me be absolutely flawless The best kind you'll ever see, I'm being honest. I'm the hardest, the most in the zone artist, And oh, FYI, Yugi... I've been taking ballet for six years regardless But let me lay you something fresh, dog, what I'm gonna do, I'ma tell you somethin' that's 100% true: You're not the King of Games, homie, no sorry, not you. It's your weird Egyptian friend that's stuck inside of you. You're a lazy sucker, he does all the work for you, Then you claim the fame for all the shiz and stuff he do. What you even doing being inside him anyway? Everyone agrees, dude, that is pretty gay.
"You know something, Jaden? I don't think you know who you're dealing with. Well, allow me to fill you in."
I'm the mother flippin' King of Games. My hair's spiked and my pants are really tight And I'm sexy. (I'm sexy!) If you choose to defend I'm gonna condescend 'Cos my Dark Magic Attack will drive you straight round the bend. I've got God Cards I won from Battle City. Don't believe me? Listen carefully to this ditty. And by the by, your cards are [censored]ty And so's your show. Watch what happens when Slifer takes on Winged Kuriboh.
They call me the Celtic Guardian, My lyrics'll blow your cranium. Uh.... Uhh..... "Oh come on, Dave." "I'm thinking! Um... Uh....." "Ugh, and he wonders why I never summon him." "Hang on here, I think I've got it!" They call me the Celtic Guardian, Stronger than titanium, Sharp as a comedian, here I am Sold out all the stadiums! I'm not a lower-class duelling monster, Where'd you get that ridiculous misconception? Did the Blue Eyes White Dragon tell you that?! [censored] the Blue Eyes White Dragon! Seriously.
My trap and spell cards, they don't make sense, Because their card descriptions are so immense. When you duel with me, it won't be tense Because against my monsters you've no defence. My cards are so potent I might seem conceited, In fact all of my opponents could swear that I cheated. Sure, sometimes Yugi and I swap places But who cares so long as my enemies have egg on their faces. Other duelists diss me, Say my cards are sissy. Why? Why?! Wh- Why? Why exactly? Why?! There's nothing girly about the Dark Magician Girl! And only real men use Watapon! Jaden. let's face it, you're second best! I'm sending you back to Yu-Gi-Oh GX! Your deck's unbalanced and your hair's a Kuriboh! Hey! Ho! I'm the mother flippin'! He's the mutha flippin'. He's the mother flippin'! Who's the mother flippin'? I'm the mother flippin'. I'm the mother flippin'. I'm the mother flippin'. Mother flippin'!
"My hair looks nothing like a Kuriboh!" "I think you'll find it does." "Does not!" "Does too!" "Does not!" "DOES TOO TIMES TEN." "OK, you asked for it, pal. Get ready, 'cos when I use this next card, it's over. I summon Elemental Hero Berstina- AAAAAAAAAAGGGH! Oww!" "Huh. Yusei, what are you doing here?" "I came to this city to play a card game." "ON MOTORCYCLES!" "By the way, did I just run over a Kuriboh?" "It's okay. It was only Jaden." "I think I broke my coccyx!" "Oh, walk it off, ya Mary Sue!"
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Post by The Shad on Jun 4, 2010 21:45:44 GMT
A dusty hollow drifter was lyin in the bed. There was dirty water at your feet, An angel at your head, Devils on each side of you, With bottles in their hands. The master of the double irons would no doubt soon be dead.
It started with a dealer and a deck of fifty-one, Lone star beer, cuervo gold, two killers and their guns. Darkness was the witness, It crept upon the town, You crossed some [censored]ing stranger with horns beneath his crown.
No mortal could have beat you, No fight you ever lost. But now they'll take you from this place And put you in a box.
At the death bed of Jonah Hex, We'll kneel and say a prayer, As the ghosts are rattling at the door, And the devil’s in the chair.
You remember that foul evening, When you heard the banshees moan? The lousy drunken [censored]s singing billy in the bowl.
They took you up to midnight mass And left you with a lurch. You dropped a quarter on the plate and your blood it filled the church.
It must have been a bullet whose silver tip was honed, Flashed right down into the heart and shattered every bone.
At the death bed of Jonah Hex, We'll kneel and say a prayer, As the ghosts are rattling at the door, And the devil’s in the chair.
Up at the gates of heaven, Your voice became a shout. They wouldn't give you service, So you kicked the goddamn windows out.
They kicked you back into the street. They sent you far away, They sent you away to hell Where they said you should remain.
No mortal could have beat you, No fight you ever lost. But now they'll take you from this place And put you in a box.
At the death bed of Jonah Hex, We'll kneel and say a prayer, As the ghosts are rattling at the door, And the devil’s in the chair.
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Post by The Tikal who had no Toes on Jun 5, 2010 6:31:10 GMT
^ Iz dat sum Pogues parody thar?
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on Jun 5, 2010 9:10:39 GMT
Fumfer: Robot- Robot Attack!
Sonic: D-d-d-d-d-Dr. Robotnik!
Robotnik: I appear today I-I-I appear-apear today To make a historic announcement Historic-historic announcement I have decided to announce I have decided to announce my retirement Retirement Retirement Retirement Tirement Tirement
Sonic: What?!
Robotnik: Yes yes yes way yes! In honour of my retirement I-I offer you something to eat S-S-something to eat I offer you tea and something to eat Come in! Come in! What a pleasant suprise! Come in, my little friend! Come in! Come in! I offer you tea. How thoughtful of me, I offer you tea tea tea tea.
Yes, yes yes That hedgehog! Hedgehog? Sonic the Hedgehog-hog-g-g-g? Hedgehog? Hedgehog? Sonic the Hedgehog-hog-g-g-g! You, S-s-sonic! I think I love you, Sonic!
Sonic: Yeah?
Robotnik: Yes yes yes way yes! In honour of my love I-I offer you something to eat S-S-something to eat I offer you tea and something to eat Come in! Come in! What a pleasant suprise! Come in, my little friend! Come in! Come in! I offer you tea. How thoughtful of me, I offer you tea tea tea tea.
Fumfer! Fumfer! F-F-Fumfer! Fumfer! What about all my lapseng sushong tea? What about all my-
Tails: Fishcake.
Scratch: (Nervous Chuckle) The hedgehog seems to be enjoying them. The hedgehog seems to be enjoying them.
Robotnik: Ah! I'd like to personally see to it that Sonic has Fun like the big cupcake! Hahahaha!
Yes yes yes way yes! In honour of my cupcake, hedgehog! I-I offer you something to eat S-S-something to eat I offer you tea and something to eat Come in! Come in! What a pleasant suprise! Come in, my little friend! Come in! Come in! I offer you tea. How thoughtful of me, I offer you tea tea tea tea.
Can I offer you something to eat? Can I offer you 12000 feet! Can I offer you love? Can I offer you emotion? *clang* Can I offer you tea? Can I offer you this watch? Can I offer you an all expenses paid adventure holiday-day-day-day-day-day-day For the hedghog to have FUN!? For the hedghog to have FUN-FUN!? For the hedghog to have FUN-FUN-FUN-FUN!? I'd like to arrange one!
Sonic: No thanks.
Robotnik: Ohho! It's not perilous. The old Robotnik would've make it perilious. But now Robotnik will not make it perilous.
Sonic: I don't think so!
Robotnik: Why- Yes yes yes way yes! In honour of your FUN-FUN-FUN!? I-I offer you something to eat S-S-something to eat I offer you tea and something to eat Come in! Come in! What a pleasant suprise! Come in, my little friend! Come in! Come in! I offer you tea. How thoughtful of me, I offer you tea tea tea tea.
Yes yes yes way yes! In honour of my cupcake, hedgehog! I-I offer you something to eat S-S-something to eat I offer you tea and something to eat Come in! Come in! What a pleasant suprise! Come in, my little friend! Come in! Come in! I offer you tea. How thoughtful of me, I offer you tea tea tea Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea.
And uh... PEACE!
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Post by Blizz on Jun 5, 2010 23:08:58 GMT
I will hunt you down in time, Will have you in my sight, Can see throughout this night, Will find your weakness now (now).
You belong to me solely now (now), I will [censored]ter your chances now (now), Say the power is on you now.
You have a reason, you have a rhyme, You have been thinking to cross my line. You are the soulmate, you are the crime, You've gone too far, You've crossed my line.
I am one who never quits, Am one who tries to rise, Am pure of thought and mind, Am sure of one thing now (now):
That I stare in your bad face now (now), That I see you're a weakling now (now), Say the power is on you now.
You had a reason, you had a rhyme, But you have chosen to cross my line. You are the soulmate, you are the crime, You've gone too far, you've crossed my line.
You've gone too far.
You've gone too far.
You had a reason, you had a rhyme, But you were way wrong to cross my line. You were the soulmate, you were the crime. You've gone too far, you've crossed my line. (crossed my line)
Cross my line (cross my line) Cross my line (cross my line) Cross my line (cross my line)
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Post by The Shad on Jun 24, 2010 22:54:56 GMT
Last week I left a note on Laura’s desk It said I love you signed anonymous friend Turns out she’s smarter than I thought she was She knows I wrote it, Now the whole class does too. And I’m alone during couple skate, When she skates by with some guy on her arm, But I know that I’ll forget the look of pity in her face, When I’m living in my solar dome On a platform in space.
'Cause it’s gonna be the future soon And I won’t always be this way. When the things that make me weak and strange Get engineered away It’s gonna be the future soon, I’ve never seen it quite so clear And when my heart is breaking, I can close my eyes and, It’s already here.
I’ll probably be some kind of scientist, Building inventions in my space lab in space. I’ll end world hunger, I’ll make dolphins speak. Work through the daytime, Spend my nights and weekends Perfecting my warrior robot race, Building them one laser gun at a time. I will do my best to teach them About life and what it’s worth. I just hope that I can Keep them from destroying the Earth
'Cause it’s gonna be the future soon, And I won’t always be this way. When the things that make me weak and strange Get engineered away. It’s gonna be the future soon, I’ve never seen it quite so clear. And when my heart is breaking I can close my eyes, And it’s already
Here on Earth they’ll wonder, As I piece by piece replace myself, And the steel and circuits will make me whole, But I’ll still feel so alone. Until Laura calls me home
I’ll see her standing by the monorail. She’ll look the same except for bionic eyes (She lost the real ones in the robot wars) I’ll say 'I’m sorry,' she’ll say: "it’s not your fault."
(Or is it?)
And she eyes me suspiciously, Hearing the whir of the servos inside. She will scream and try to run, But there’s nowhere she can hide When a crazy cyborg wants to make you his robot bride
Well it’s gonna be the future soon And I won’t always be this way When the things that make me weak and strange Get engineered away . It’s gonna be the future soon I’ve never seen it quite so clear And when my heart is breaking I can close my eyes And it’s already here.
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Post by Th Dngn Shkr on Jun 29, 2010 9:40:55 GMT
Alright Sacred temple of the red dawn rising Find the sun god, he will keep your time Find your flesh and you will see There's tomorrow better come with me, yeah
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Post by Super Sonic on Jun 29, 2010 15:52:10 GMT
Please allow me to adjust my pants So that I may dance the good time dance And put the onlookers and innocent bystanders into a trance
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Post by Th Dngn Shkr on Jun 30, 2010 8:56:41 GMT
You live in a houseboat You're so poor it barely floats You live in a houseboat You're white trash you're [censored]ing broke You live in a houseboat Trailer park thinks you're a joke You live in a houseboat You're a dumb stupid [censored] You live in a houseboat Your dog wears a bandana You live in a houseboat You have no teeth You live in a houseboat You have tattoos of an anchor You live in a houseboat Your house has a leak You live in a houseboat
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Post by Th Dngn Shkr on Jul 1, 2010 9:58:59 GMT
One man rode the way through the woods Down to Asa bay Where dragon ships had sailed to sea More times than one could say To see with own eyes the wonder People told of from man to man The God of all almightyness Had arrived from a foreign land
The rumours told of a man Who had come from the other side the seas Carrying gold cross around neck in chain And spoke in strange tongue of peace He had come with strange men in armour Dressed in purple shirts and lace Smelling not of beer but flowers And with no hair in face
And the bold man carrying cross Had told all one of Asa bay The God of all man woman child had come To them all save And to thank Lord of Heaven One should build to God a house And to save one's soul from Hell One should be baptised and say vows
A man of pride with the Hammer told new God To build his house on own And spoke loud of the Gods of their fathers Not too long time gone The rumours said the man with a beard like fire And the Hammer in chain By men in armour silenced was and by Their swords was slain
Those who did not pay the one coin Of four to man of new God Whipped was twenty and put in chains then locked By their neck to the log [To the log...] And so all of Asa bay did build A house of the cross Every hour of daylight they did sweat Limbs ached because faith does cost
And on the day two hundred There it stood white to the sky The house of the God of the cross Big enough to take two dragon ships inside And all of Asa bay did watch The wonder raise to the sky Now must the God of the cross be pleased And satisfied
Just outside the circle of the crowd One old man did stand He looked across the waters And blotted the sun out of his eyes with one hand And his old eyes could almost see The dragon ships set sail And his old ears could almost hear Men of great numbers call out Oden's hail
And though he did know already Though he turned face towards sky And whispered silent words forgotten Spoken only way up high Now this house of a foreign God does stand Now must they leave us alone Still he heard from somewhere in the woods Old crow of wisdom say ...people of Asa land, it's only just begun...
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Post by The Tikal who had no Toes on Jul 5, 2010 13:13:06 GMT
He said, to lose my life or lose my love That's the nightmare I've been running from So let me hold you in my arms a while I was always careless as a child And there's a part of me that still believes My soul will soar above the trees But a desperate fear runs through my blood That our dead love's buried beneath the mud
Let's grow old together And die at the same time Let's grow old together And die at the same time
I said, I've got no time, I have to go And I was more right than I will ever know He said, my heart is faint, will minds regret And left him crying next to the chapel steps
Let's grow old together And die at the same time Let's grow old together And die at the same time He said, let's grow old together And die at the same time Let's grow old together And die at the same time
He said, to lose my life or lose my love That's the nightmare I've been running from So let me hold you in my arms a while (Let's grow old together) I was careless as a child (And die at the same time) But there's a part of me that still believes (Let's grow old together) My soul will soar above the trees (And die at the same time) But a desperate fear runs through my blood (Let's grow old together) Our dead love's buried beneath the mud (And die at the same time) A desperate fear runs through my blood (Let's grow old together) Our dead love's buried beneath the mud (And die at the same time)
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Post by madhair60 on Jul 6, 2010 7:44:06 GMT
Yeah, You know technically, I'm not even really supposed to be here right now, So [censored] it, Might as well make the most of it.
Amen(8x)
Yeah, haha Feels good, Whooo, Guess I'm lucky, Some of us don't get a second chance. But I aint blowing this one. Naw man, haha, [censored] I feel like I can do anything now
Who can catch lightning in the bottle, Set fire to water, Commin out the nozzle on the fire hose, Quiet and swallow.
Cinderella man, cinderella man, cinderella man, cinderella man.
Smash an hour glass, Grab the sand, Take his hands an cup em, Spin around to freeze the clock, Take the hands of time an cuff em.
Cinderella man, cinderella man, cinderella man, cinderella man.
There's a storm commin that the weather man couldn't predict, I start the ball prick you better flee cuz I get ticked It's a wrap, I was down, when I was down I was kicked I got up I'm back to punch ya to the ground, ya trick, It's a trap, [censored] my last cd this [censored]s in my trash, I be god damned if another rapper gets in my ass, I hit the gas and I spit every rap as if it's my last. You can die in the blink of an eye, So bat ya eyelashes, and keep winking and blowin kisses Cuz your flirting with death I'm destroying your livelihood, I aint just hurting your rep, I catch a flow and get goin, No remorse, I'm showinn they slowin, for no one, Knowin there is nothing you can do about it Zeroin on the target like a marksman, The target is you, I shut ya lane down, Took ya spot, parked in it too, Arsenic flow, lighter fluid, saliva what can ya do, Go get ya crew to hype ya up stand behind you like whoooo! That boys hot enough to melt hell burn satan too, Fry his ass, and put his ashes back together with glue, See you can hate em, he don't blame you frankly he would too, This game could I'll afford to lose him, How bout you?
Now guess who who (hey), Heres a clue (hey), He came to a ball in a wife beater Lost his nike shoe, It's in ya ass (hey), He's in ya ass, he's all up in ya psyche too, Now what's his name
Cinderella man, Cinderella man, Cinderella man, Cinderella, Cinderella man, Cinderella man,
If I had a time machine, I'd be Cinderella man, Cinderella man, Cinderella man, Cinderella man, Music is my time machine so call me, Cinderella man, Cinderella man, Cinderella man, Cinderella man,
[censored] catching lightnin He struck it Screamed shut up at thunder, Flipped the world upside down and made it rain upward Cinderella man Cinderella man Cinderella man Cinderella man,
Rewound the future to the present, Paused it don't ask how, [censored] the past mother[censored]er He's the [censored] right now he's
Cinderella man Cinderella man Cinderella man Cinderella man...
Cinderella man Send the fellow Shady dang came to wrap the game up In cellophane, Raise hell from hell he came, But didn't come to bore you with the cinderella story, Nor did he come to do the same, Oh can't afford to be a lamo in this day in age, And at this stage of the game Mediocrity can no longer be allowed to fly, So say bye, To the O H-I, To the new casera Consider it his last hoorah, To coup de gra Raise em high in the sky, Keep em up Time to bring the place alive, Thanks for bein patient I will make no more mistakes, [censored] my, potatoes baked, Homie the veggies on my plate can fly, My filet is smoking weed, Yeah [censored] the steaks are high, [censored] I aint even suppose to be here By the grace of god, The skin on my teeth And the hair on my nuts I skated by, Now y'all are on thin ice With anchor weights I'd hate to lie, How [censored]in irritated are you, How much in ya face am I, It aint [censored] you could do but fear it, Proof us here in spirit I'm his spittinn image I'll mirror it When I stand near it, Your pussy lyric, I couldn't hear it, Who forms pyramids and raps circles around square lyricists, Who? Heres a clue. He came to the ball in his wifebeater, Lost his nike shoe, it's in ya ass, he's in ya ass, He's all up in ya psyche too.
Cinderella man, Cinderella man, Cinderella man, Cinderella, Cinderella man, Cinderella man,
If I had a time machine, Cinderella man, Cinderella man, Cinderella man, Cinderella man,
Music is my time machine, so call me,
Cinderella man, Cinderella man, Cinderella man, Cinderella man
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Post by Blizz on Jul 10, 2010 23:36:06 GMT
I could have seen the other side Taking a step into the sky Ah, I'm always late
I could have done the same routine Showing the old and golden scene I'm lying again To make them go Wearing again my rocking shoes Over the puddles made of tears Flash back I know you're clever I remember
I know we could cross over rainbows I wish that we could aim the sun again I know we could dream for tomorrow To share the long forgotten Glamorous Days
I could have done a lot for you Nothing was left for me to do Ah, I'm always late I let you go You always said it's rock'n roll Life is a battle, fight and grow Flash back I loved your flavour I remember
I know we could shine like the starlight I wish that we could aim the sky again I know we could dream for tomorrow To share the long forgotten Glamorous Days
Glamorous days, yeah I won't be sleeping
Sunday, Monday, Yet another Tuesday Wednesday, Thursday, you're still away Friday, Saturday, I'll be lonely everyday And I'm crying high up to the moon And I somehow hope to hear you cry
I know I could fight all the troubles If only I could stay there on your side I know I should dream on my own now To chase the long forgotten glorious day
I know we could cross over rainbows I wish that we could aim the sun again I know we could dream for tomorrow To share the long forgotten Glamorous Days.
Glamorous sky...
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Post by The Tikal who had no Toes on Jul 14, 2010 13:37:53 GMT
So the story begins (troll, Plotkai!)
Seiretei dweller, successful fella Thought to himself "Don't wanna be a shinigami (shinigami) I want to stand in heaven eternally I'm a professional [censored] and I move much faster Than Captain Yamamoto or any of his minions I want to be a god and get the king's key."
So he became Superman (Superman) And it was just as planned (Urahara's a better baddie anyway)
And now he lives in a house, a very big house In Hueco Mundo Making evil plans with his Espada fans In Hueco Mundo Where the sky is dark and Haribel's a shark In Hueco Mundo Ooh, it's like an arrancar farm, lots of hollow charm In Hueco Mundo
He's got morning glory, life's a different story One day he'll go back and kill Hinamori (Hinamori) And make Hitsugaya cry He's drinking tea and reading Macchiaveli Sitting on the Bancouch mind[censored]ing Orihime (Kurosaki-kun!) It's so much better than Rukongai
Be very very afraid (very afraid) He saw Ichigo being made (I think I'm gonna cry now)
And now he lives in a house, a very big house In Hueco Mundo He's got Hougyoku in his chest, so he needs a lot of rest In Hueco Mundo He hangs out with bats, praying mantises and cats In Hueco Mundo Ooh, you'll come to lots of harm on the arrancar farm In Hueco Mundo
Hueco Mundo, Hueco Mundo, Hueco Mundo
Kyo, Kyoka Suigetsu Let's go out and troll some more Kyo, Kyoka Suigetsu Let's go out and troll some more
Oh, he lives in a house, a very big house In Hueco Mundo Making evil plans with his Espada fans In Hueco Mundo Where the sky is dark and Haribel's a shark In Hueco Mundo Ooh, it's like an arrancar farm, lots of hollow charm In Hueco Mundo
Oh, he lives in a house, a very big house In Hueco Mundo He's got Hougyoku in his chest, so he needs a lot of rest In Hueco Mundo He hangs out with bats, praying mantises and cats In Hueco Mundo Ooh, you'll come to lots of harm on the arrancar farm In Hueco Mundo
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Post by Blizz on Jul 18, 2010 20:59:20 GMT
Put on my blue suede shoes and I Boarded a plane. Touched down in the land of the Delta Blues In the middle of the pouring rain. W.C. Handy, Won't you look down over me? Yeah, I've got a first class ticket, But I'm as blue as a boy can be.
Then I'm walking in Memphis, Just walking with my feet ten foot off of Beale. Walking in Memphis, But do I really feel the way I feel?
Saw the ghost of Elvis On Union Avenue. Followed him up To the gates of Graceland, Then I watched him walk right through. Now security, they did not see him, They just stood around his tomb. But there's a pretty little thing Waiting for the king, Down in the jungle room.
When I was walking in Memphis, I was walking with my feet ten feet off of Beale. Walking in Memphis, But do I really feel the way I feel?
They've got catfish on the table. They've got gospel in the air. And Reverend Green'd be glad to see you When you haven't got a prayer.
Boy, you've got a prayer in Memphis.
Now Muriel plays piano Every Friday at the Hollywood, And they brought me down to see her And they asked me if I would Do a little number, And I sang with all my might. She said 'tell me, are you a Christian child?' I said 'ma'am, I am tonight.'
Walking in Memphis, Just walking with my feet ten feet off of Beale. Walking in Memphis, But do I really feel the way I feel? Walking in Memphis, I was walking with my feet ten feet off of Beale. Walking in Memphis, But do I really feel the way I feel?
Put on my blue suede shoes and I Boarded a plane. Touched down in the land of the Delta Blues In the middle of the pouring rain. Touched down in the land of the Delta Blues In the middle of the pouring.... Rain.....
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Post by The Shad on Jul 21, 2010 11:54:38 GMT
All day Staring at the ceiling Making friends with shadows on my wall All night Hearing voices telling me That I should get some sleep Because tomorrow might be good for something Hold on I'm feeling like I'm headed for a Breakdown I don't know why I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell I know, right now you can't tell But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see A different side of me I'm not crazy, I'm just a little impaired I know, right now you don't care But soon enough you're gonna think of me And how I used to be Me Talking to myself in public Dodging glances on the train I know I know they've all been talking 'bout me I can hear them whisper And it makes me think there must be something wrong With me Out of all the hours thinking Somehow I've lost my mind I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell I know, right now you can't tell But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see A different side of me I'm not crazy, I'm just a little impaired I know right now you don't care But soon enough you're gonna think of me And how I used to be I been talking in my sleep Pretty soon they'll come to get me Yeah, they're taking me away I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell I know, right now you can't tell But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see A different side of me I'm not crazy I'm just a little impaired I know, right now you don't care But soon enough you're gonna think of me And how I used to be Hey, how I used to be How I used to be, yeah Well I'm just a little unwell How I used to be How I used to be
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Post by Supermorff on Aug 2, 2010 13:18:21 GMT
(Totally not going to write out a whole song...)
I mean, I mean I'm sitting here on the bench, I'm sitting here on the Group W bench, Because you want to know if I'm moral enough to join the army, burn women, kids, houses, and villages after being a litterbug.
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Post by The Shad on Aug 15, 2010 9:34:57 GMT
Just the other day, I saw my reflection in your frames And it reminded me that I should clean my action figure case I love the smell of toys like I love the smell of your hair But sometimes I think I like the smell of toys a bit better
Dusty cartridges and long boxes That's how we spend our nights Reading comics and robot fights I love to cheer you on as your level advances And as you glance my way, you giggle and drink your IPA I take a mental picture in my mind
When we met I wasn't cool But you're the one that did see through That's the moment I knew I'd make X-Babies with you I showed you all my moves, turned out I only had two You rated me plus five Endurance, Agility plus two
Dusty cartridges and long boxes That's how we spend our nights Reading comics and robot fights I love to cheer you on as your level advances And as you glance my way, you giggle and drink your IPA I take a mental picture in my mind
You see, there's no better way to be When you bag and board my comics You're always careful with the crease CGC says 9.3 but you're a 10 to me Like Bo Derek
Dusty cartridges and long boxes That's how we spend our nights Reading comics and robot fights I love to cheer you on as your level advances And as you glance my way, you giggle and drink your IPA I take a mental picture in my mind
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Post by Blizz on Aug 31, 2010 20:02:34 GMT
For it all... Oh, we singing?
TAKE EVERYTHING LEFT FROM ME! ALL! TO! BLAME!
How can we still succeed, taking what we don't need? Telling lies as alibis, selling all the hate that we breed SUPERSIZE OUR TRAGEDIES (You can’t define me, or justify greed) Bought in the land of the free! (LAND, FREE)
And we're all to blame We've gone too far From pride to shame We're trying so hard We're dying in vain We're hopelessly blissful and blind To all we are We want it all With no sacrifice!
Realize we spend our lives living in a culture of fear Stand to salute, say thanks to the man of the year How did we all come to this? (You can’t define me, or justify greed) This greed that we just can't resist! (RE-SIST)
And we're all to blame We've gone too far From pride to shame We're trying so hard We're dying in vain We're hopelessly blissful and blind To all we are We want it all Everyone wants it all With no SACRIFICE!!
Tell me now, what have we done? We don't know! I can't allow what has begun to tear me down, Believe me now, we have no choice left With our backs against the wall!!
And now we're all to blame We've gone too far From pride to shame We're hopelessly blissful and blind When all we need Is something true To believe Don't we all? Everyone, everyone We will fall
'Cause we're all to blame We've gone too far From pride to shame We're trying so hard We're dying in vain We want it all Everyone, don't we all?
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Post by The Shad on Sept 3, 2010 13:05:14 GMT
Sitting in my throne up in the sky You better watch out, guy. Anyone who comes this way will die.
No one in this world can understand Who I am That is why I'm my own biggest fan.
Do you know what it's like to be built this way? With only the power to push others away?
Insects crawl below they do not know My anger grows I'll return in full everything that they're owed
Lives on this earth I grow tired of Death from above The annihilation of everyone you know and love
Do you know what it's like to be built this way? With only the power to push others away?
Up in the sky Ten miles high A man stands above the city he will destroy. Built from airplane parts, his propeller spins, as he thinks to himself... "I will destroy these people."
(I will fly high above Monsteropolis, and I'll rain terror down on the general populace)
"For if I can't walk among them Then I will walk the world alone There'll be a fire in the sky And your doom will rain down!"
(I will fly high above Monsteropolis, and I'll rain terror down on the general populace)
"Built from pieces of SR-71s And planes that crashed in World War II!"[/b]
(I will fly high above Monsteropolis, and I'll rain terror down on the general populace)
"There will be a tombstone with The Planet Earth engraved on it!"
Do you know what it's like to be built this way? With only the power to push others away? You've a heavy role to bear Do you think you can carry it? I'll usher in the end Upon my thunder chariot...
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Post by Blizz on Sept 11, 2010 22:47:26 GMT
Bad Horse Bad Horse Bad Horse Bad Horse
He rides across the nation, the thoroughbred of sin. He got the application that you just sent in. It needs evaluation, so let the games begin: A heinous crime, a show of force, A murder would be nice of course.
Bad Horse Bad Horse Bad Horse He's bad!
The Evil League of Evil is watching so beware. The grade that you recieve will be your last, we swear, So make the Bad Horse gleeful, or he'll make you his mare. You're saddled up, there's no recourse, It's 'hi ho Silver!' Signed Bad Horse.
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Post by Baxter on Sept 17, 2010 16:51:24 GMT
Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be
abused
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Post by madhair60 on Sept 20, 2010 21:38:25 GMT
In my own simple way I think she wants me only She said Come over right away But she's just not that way Her little soul is stolen See her put on her brand new face
Pull the shades Razor blades You're so tragic I hate you so but love you more I'm so elastic The things you say Games you play Dirty magic
I should know better than to think I'd reach inside her It's all a cloudy kind of daze She's not so sweet today She mocks me, I'm no fighter It all just seems like such a waste
It's Oversimplified
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Post by The Shad on Sept 22, 2010 12:27:23 GMT
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right B, A, Select, Start, I'm trying to unlock your heart From years of walls, and when Hyrule falls I'm hoping that the things I do are working to connect with you.
I see that you frequent my shop I'd like for you to know my name, they call me box 138
I think, we are due, for a walk Cause like me you pull from the middle, and skip the books up on the top, so...
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right B, A, Select, Start, I'm trying to unlock your heart From years of walls, and when Hyrule falls I'm hoping that the things I do are working to connect with you.
I wish I could know what you dream Are you flying high without a care? Do people often stop and stare?
Cause you're both a girl and a fan I bet it's hard to join the rest with fanboys staring at your chest, so...
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right B, A, Select, Start, I'm trying to unlock your heart From years of walls, and when Hyrule falls I'm hoping that the things I do are working to connect with you.
Even though it's improbable, it seems that this could go my way I should take a risk, then like Wilson Fisk, be the Kingpin of this day then you turn around and say hello, and everything's okay
That night, when we went on a date our goals in life we talked about while sipping on a Guiness stout until we drove back to your place I said we should do it again that's when you stabbed me with a pen because you planned to murder me cause you've been stalking me for weeks and then shoved me in your house and punched me hard right in the mouth and warned me that I shouldn't scream or you'd gut me like Wolverine this date it turned out kinda sucky I thought I was getting lucky not cut up in little bits and served up as your favorite dish she's a man-eater I'm told like the song from Hall & Oates influenced by The Temptations played on the 60's on every station I don't know where this song will end but I don't care because I'm dead
Whoa oh, cause I'm dead
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Post by The Tikal who had no Toes on Sept 26, 2010 9:59:18 GMT
It's the time of year, now that spring is in the air When those two wet gits and their girly curly hair Make another song for ironic holidays That nauseate, ate, ate, in a million different ways From the shores of Spain to the coast of Southern France No matter where you hide, you just can't escape this dance
Throw the chicken in the air Stick a deckhair up your nose Buy a jumbo jet And then bury all your clothes
Paint your left ear green Then extract your wisdom teeth Form a string quartet And pretend your name is Keith
Skin yourself alive Learn to speak Arapaho Climb inside a dog And behead an Eskimo
Eat a Renault 4 Wear salami in your ears Casserole your gran Disembowel yourself with spears
The disco is vibrating The sound is loud and grating It's truly nauseating Let's do the dance again
Throw the chicken in the air Stick a deckhair up your nose If you hear this song in the holiday discos
And there's no escape in the clubs or in the bars You will hear this song if you holiday in Mars
Skin yourself alive Learn to speak Arapaho Climb inside a dog And behead an Eskimo
Now you've heard it once Your brain will spring a leak And though you hate this song You'll be humming it for weeks
Throw the chicken in the air Stick a deckhair up your nose Buy a jumbo jet And then bury all your clothes
Nana nana na, nana nana nana na...
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