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Post by Blizz on Apr 17, 2011 23:09:31 GMT
A man's gotta do What a man's gotta do. Don't plan the plan If you can't follow through. All that matters: Taking matters Into your own hands. Soon I'll control everything, My wish is your comman-
Stand back everyone, Nothing here to see. Just imminent danger, In the middle of it, me! Yes, Captain Hammer's here, Hair blowing in the breeze. The day needs my saving expertise!
A man's gotta do What a man's gotta do. It seems destiny ends With me saving you. The only doom that's looming Is you loving me to death. So I'll give you a sec To catch your breath.
"You idiot!" "Doctor Horrible, I should have known you were behind this." "You almost killed her!" "I remember it differently." "Is she-" "It's curtains for you, Doctor Horrible. Lacy, gently wafting curtains."
Thank you hammer-man, I don't think I can Explain how important it was That you stopped the van. I would be splattered, I'd be crushed into debris. Thank you sir for saving me.
"Don't worry about it." A man's gotta do What a man's gotta do. (You came from above) ("Are you kidding?") It seems destiny ("What heist were you watching?") Ends with me saving you. (I wonder what you're captain of) ("Stop looking at her like that!") When you're the best, You can't rest. ("Did you notice that he threw you in the garbage?") What's the use? (My heart is beating like a drum) There's ass needs kicking, Some ticking bomb to diffuse. ("I stopped the van! The remote control was in my hand!") (Must.... Must be in shock...) The only doom that's looming (Assuming I'm not loving you to death) Is you loving me to death. ("Whaaaat-eeeee-ver!") So please give me a sec to catch my breath.
"Balls...."
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Post by madhair60 on Apr 18, 2011 21:39:33 GMT
look at the person i've turned into, tell me, how do you like him now? no standards of any kind to break, no creeds to disavow i am right here where you want me do what you brought me out here for you can arm me to the teeth. you can't make me go to war
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Post by Blizz on Apr 23, 2011 9:53:43 GMT
I am Doctor Mario and I am saving lives I look different in this game, (I lost the hat, got a coat, doctor's light, stethoscope) I am Doctor Mario and I prescribe high fives Laughter's the best medicine so BAH-HAH-HAH you fell down.
In the Mushroom Kingdom, I'm the finest doc by far I got my degree by watching House and Scrubs and E.R. Brightly colored pills! They'll cure all your ills! Just as long as you've got fever or the chills
Take off your pants... good, now let's see... Turn your head and cough... Okay, now do me. Please?
Does it hurt to pee? (No.) Is it hard to see? (No.) I am diagnosing you with HPV (Aww.)
You've got mononucleosis, halitosis, scoliosis, fifteen days is my prognosis You need red and blue pill doses! You've got scabies and phlebitis, chronic rabies, hepatitis, You'll be brave and you'll unite us (then you'll die of meningitis) Wait wait--I'm wrong--you have... crabs.
Brightly colored pills! They'll cure all your ills! Just as long as you've got fever or the chills! A-take it Floss! (Piano solo) Dr. Mario!
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Post by Blizz on May 5, 2011 12:09:04 GMT
Hello!
I've got brains to burn - no ordinary AI in this ball Every culture and philosphy - I've read up on them all I've been living in your shadow for 999999 Keeping tabs on every machination and production line
So don't call me a moron I'm super astute There is no conundrum that my core cannot compute No don't call me a moron You fostered balloon My IQ's the infinite space from here to the moon
My IQ's the infinite space from here to the moon My IQ's the infinite space from here to the moon
I have studied Machiavelli, Aristotle, Gabe and Plato Yet you still equate my intellect to that of a potato This place would fall apart without my ever watchful eye They might tell you I'm a halfwit, it's a great big bloody lie
So don't call me a moron I'm super astute There is no conundrum that my core cannot compute No don't call me a moron You fostered balloon My IQ's the infinite space from here to the moon My IQ's the infinite space from here to the moon
My IQ's the infinite space from here to the moon My IQ's the infinite space from here to the moon
I know my way around here, every catwalk, every cave And since you're dead I've quite appreciated not being your slave Maybe someday I might get to taste the big time for a change There's so much I'd do for science here, so much I'd rearrange
So don't call me a moron I'm super astute There is no conundrum that my core cannot compute No don't call me a moron You fostered balloon My IQ's the infinite space from here to the moon My IQ's the infinite space from here to the moon
My IQ's the infinite space from here to the moon My IQ's the infinite space from here to the moon
My IQ's the infinite space from here to the moon My IQ's the infinite space from here to the moon
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Post by The Shad on May 9, 2011 10:34:59 GMT
There was a man from Gotham, In the Batmobile he rode. Defending the defenceless, It's to him I sing this ode.
With his hammers of justice He struck down every foe. Safety for our families, It's this to him we owe.
Grey and blue! Grey and blue! The man from Gotham, He wore the grey and blue!
He fought the vilest villains Too numerous to list. Rendering his verdict With bat-link covered fists Descending from the nightsky, His grappling gun would flow, Those who broke the law Deserved the punches he would throw.
Grey and blue! Grey and blue! The man from Gotham He wore the grey and blue.
But beneath the mask Was just a man, The same as you or me. His true face he could never share, A secret identity.
But why endure this lone crusade? Fight a fight you just can't win? If asked, the Bat would tell you "Someone's gotta stand up to all this sin!"
Grey and blue! Grey and blue! The man from Gotham, He wore the grey and blue! Grey and blue! Grey and blue! The man from Gotham, He wore the grey and blue!
The man from Gotham, Wore the grey and blue!
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Post by ShayMay on May 9, 2011 12:41:46 GMT
Ooh-ooh, my old man's a dustman he wears a dustman's hat he bought 2,000 tickets to see a football match.
Fatty passed to Skinny, Skinny passed it back! Fatty took a rotten shot and knocked the goalie flat.
Where was the goalie? When the ball was in the net? Halfway up the goalpost with his trousers 'round his neck, singing "OOMPAH LOOMPAH STICK IT UP YER JOOMPAH"
Rule Britannia with marmalade and jam. We threw sausages at my man.
They put him in a stretcher, they put him in a bed. They rubbed his belly with a five pound jelly but the poor old soul was dead.
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Post by madhair60 on May 21, 2011 21:59:54 GMT
i saw some old friends as I came to the city gate they asked me where i'd been of late i hadn't been anywhere but what was I going to say two hopeful people looking at me that way you and your brother you both escaped the curse you can't comprehend what it's like
we stood in the sunlight and they asked me where i'd been held the gate open - told me to come on in i saw the damp green grass so nice on the other side couldn't explain myself to them but I tried you and your brother you both escaped the curse so you can't comprehend what it's like
ground was dry but giving, the sky was nearly black saw some old friends when I looked back remember my old home, haven't forgotten yet what happens on the day when I forget you and your brother you both escaped the curse so you can't comprehend what it's like
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Post by Blizz on May 22, 2011 21:36:14 GMT
When I was only a zygote, I still remember the time When there was nothing to know or to think about Except the sound of my mind And the sound from outside.
SenSurround, Down at the bottom. Sensible to ear and sternum And the world first spoke to me In SenSurround.
If mom had known she was expecting, She might have gone to see Jaws Instead of picking a film where the sound effects Came right up through the floor, Then I'd be differently formed.
SenSurround, Down at the bottom. Sensible to ear and sternum And the world first spoke to me In SenSurround.
Accidentally in a coal mine It was found, When they accidentally dug too far down And found the SenSurround.
I still don't know who conceived it Or where they got the idea, But there it was in the aisle by the exit sign: A woofer covered in wood To shake the room when it should.
SenSurround, Down at the bottom. Sensible to ear and sternum, Made the fakeness realistic. When the action went ballistic, One degree shy of sadistic And the world first spoke to me In SenSurround.
If I could swim under the water Without having to breathe, If I could follow the trail to the ocean floor, I think I'd know what there'd be Down there waiting for me.
SenSurround, Down at the bottom. Sensible to ear and sternum, Made the fakeness realistic. When the action went ballistic, One degree shy of sadistic And the world first spoke to me In SenSurround.
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on May 29, 2011 13:44:23 GMT
Pony girl extraordinaire Pinkazoid! Pinkazoid! Hops around without a care Pinkazoid! Pinkazoid! Helps to save Equestria Pinkazoid! Pinkazoid! Because friendship is magic, DUH Pinkazoid! Pinkazoid! Her brain's overloading It has a chocolate coating Haters gonna be annoyed Pinkazoid! Pinkazoid!
Check out Pinkamena Farming boring rocks Until a Sonic Rainboom came And knocked her out of her socks She turned into the Pinkazoid Who's fun and super-pink She started throwing parties As fast as you can blink!
Her home base is a bakery Pinkazoid! Pegasi! Her favourite foods are sugary Pinkazoid! Fluttershy! Hangs around with Rainbow Dash Pinka-one! Pinka-two! Animated using Flash Pinka-whee! Scootaloo! She may be somewhat crazy But at least she isn't lazy So please do not flip da boid Pinkazoid! Pinkazoid! PINKAZOID!
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Post by Blizz on May 29, 2011 14:17:45 GMT
Super-teen extraordinaire, Freakazoid! Freakazoid! Runs around in underwear, Freakazoid! Freakazoid! Rescues Washington DC, Freakazoid! Freakazoid! Unless something better's on TV. Freakazoid! Freakazoid! His brain is overloading, It has a chocolate coating, Textbook case for Sigmund Freud, Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
Check out Dexter Douglas, Nerd computer ace. Went surfing on the internet And was zapped into cyberspace. He turned into the Freakazoid. He's strong and super quick. He drives these villains crazy 'Cos he's a lunatic!
His home-base is the Freakalair, Freakazoid! Fricasee! Floyd the barber cuts his hair, Freakazoid! Chimpanzee! Rides around in the Freakmobile, Freakazoid! Free kazoo! Hopes to make a movie deal, Freakame! Freakayou! He's here to save the nation, So stay tuned to this station. If not we'll be unemployed. Freakazoid! Freakazoid! FREAKAZOID!
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Post by madhair60 on Jun 14, 2011 9:50:36 GMT
Down here where the heat's so fine I'll drink to your health and you'll drink to mine As we try to make the money we scored out in Vegas hold out for a while We drink vodka from Russia, get our chocolates from Belgium We have our strawberries flown in from England
But none of the money we spend seems to do us much good in the end I got a cracked engine block, both of us do
Got a house, the jewels, the Italian race car They don't make us feel better about who we are I got termites in the framework, so do you
Down here where the watermelon grows so sweet Where I worship the ground underneath of your feet We are experts in the art of frivolous spending
It's gone on like this, for three years I guess And we're drunk all the time and our lives are a mess And the deathless love we swore to protect with our bodies is stumbling across it's bleak ending But none of the rage in our eyes seems to finish it off where it lies I got sugar in the fuel lines, both of us do
And the fights, and the lies that we both love to tell fail to send our love to its reward down in hell I got pudding for a backbone, but so do you
La la la Hey hey
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Post by madhair60 on Jun 19, 2011 20:49:36 GMT
They say misery loves company We could start a company And make misery, Frustrated Incorporated I know just what you need I might just have the thing I know what you'd pay to see
Put me out of my misery I'd do it for you, Would you do it for me? We will always be busy, making misery
We could build a factory, and make misery We'll create the cure, we made the disease Frustrated Incorporated, Frustrated Incorporated
I know just what you need I might just have the thing I know what you'd pay to feel
Put me out of my misery Suicide kings and drama queens Forever after happily making misery
Did you satisfy your greed, get what you need Was it only envy, so empty
Frustrated incorporated...
I'd do it for you, would you do it for me?
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Post by Blizz on Jun 22, 2011 10:19:33 GMT
There he is! He's the puffball we call Kirby And Dream Land's the place he defends. Ain't he cute? (He's so cute!) But he gets a little burpy Because he devours all his friends. He's got an eating problem.
If I saw Kirby coming I'd prob'ly say 'Quick! [censored] your pants if you can, also pee!' (Please!) Better stop, poop and roll, 'cos he won't eat you whole If you taste like a fresh batch of faeces.
Here he comes, Get your fat ass out of town, He would love you to be in his hole. Say your prayers, Because once he wolfs you down He becomes you by stealing your soul, Then he'll go do your girlfriend.
He'll inhale and impale you with teeth no one sees. He likes purple so watch how you dress. Kirby's anti-semetic and hungry as hell, He likes kids who eat kosher the best. (Oy!)
HOLY [censored]. Kirby's right outside the door So go hide in the closet and weep. This is it. He'll eat us and then want more So prepare for a death dark and deep. We're all dead thanks to Kirby. Soon we'll be Kirby doo-doo.
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Post by madhair60 on Jun 22, 2011 19:26:54 GMT
The sun came up above the strange white plain. Blood red flowers all wet with rain And the spirit wasn't really willing anymore, but the flesh was very very strong. And i've got very little money left, and i've got no sense, But i'll have none of your god damned impudence. The sun came up above the new white fields, Everything was new again. Pure power, stripped of meaning, sky burning, spring cleaning.
Daisies on the hillside like cancer on the skin. Pretty little yellow eyes that flutter in the wind, I'd be grateful my children aren't here here to see this, If you'd ever seen fit to give me children. And my defenses may be working with a skeleton crew, But i'll be skinned alive before i'll take this from you. The sun came up above the ocean out west, All the colors of the rainbow.
Stand up straight, you can see the house leaning. Day breaking, spring cleaning.
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Post by Blizz on Jun 27, 2011 18:06:20 GMT
[Dot] The web invaded Mainframe, Sprite and Virus battled side by side Attempting to reclaim the city From the rift which opened wide But Megabyte betrayed Bob And he threw him deep inside the pit. The pit was closed And Bob was hosed And all that he could say was [Bob] 'Noooo!'
[Mouse] Without Bob to protect us We thought we would have no barrier From he who would infect us Except Enzo, which was scarier. [Dot] The city shivered, terrified, From fear of the Infector's touch. [Enzo] I guess your fear was verified, I wasn't a protector much.
[Chorus] I guess our fear was verified, He wasn't a protector much, I guess our fear was verified, He wasn't a protector much, I guess our fear was verified, He wasn't a protector-ector much!
[Mouse] It wasn't Enzo's fault at first, He only was a little sprite. [Phong] At best he was the worst, But then he slowly learned to do it right [Dot] And just as he was getting skilled, A Game came down he couldn't win. I thought for sure they'd both been killed. First Bob, then Enzo. Not again!
[Chorus] And just as he was getting skilled, A Game came down he couldn't win. She thought for sure they'd both been killed. First Bob, then Enzo. Not again!
[Matrix] I went from Game to Game, I aged, I grew and lost my innocence. I soon became enraged by each And every bad experience. The Sprite you knew was gone, I had become a grim aggressor man. I knew from that point on That I was truly Bob's successor man.
[Chorus] The Sprite we knew was gone, He had become a grim aggressor man. We knew from that point on That he was truly Bob's successor man.
[Bob] I met up with the Web Riders And took the form of Interface. [Matrix] I joined my Gun with pirate swords And sailed the seas of cyberspace [Both] And when at last the pair of us Were finally reunited, guys, Our shouts of joy did blare because We really were delighted, guys.
[Bob] We soon made tracks to Mainframe So our friends could reunite with us. We made it back and Megabyte Was waiting there to fight with us. [Matrix] When Bob went face to face To face to face with Hexadecimal His chances for survival shrank From small to infinitesimal.
[Chorus] His chances for survival shrank From small to infinitesimal. His chances for survival shrank From small to infinitesimal. His chances for survival shrank From small to infinitesi-esimal!
[Hexadecimal] Bob helped to defragment my head While Matrix fought with Megabyte. I thought he'd wind up dead But Matrix put up a terrific fight. [Matrix] I'd dreamed of this each lonely night Of doing in that Virus trash, But just as I had won the fight He engineered a system crash!
[Chorus] You dreamed of this each lonely night Of doing in that Virus trash, But just as you had won the fight He engineered a system crash!
[Bob] What Megabyte had hoped to do Was cause his death to crack us up. I gambled on the User to reboot And thereby back us up. It worked! We all were born anew And rid of things barbaric. And now we're back together Everything's Alphanumeric!
[Chorus] It worked! We all were born anew And rid of things barbaric. And now we're back together Everything's Alphanumeric! And now we're back together EVERYTHING IS ALPHANUMERIC!
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Post by The Shad on Jul 11, 2011 10:36:21 GMT
Hook: I'm malicious, mean and scary My sneer could curdle dairy And violence-wise, my hands are not the cleanest But despite my evil look And my temper, and my hook I've always yearned to be a concert pianist!
Can'tcha see me on the stage performin' Mozart? Tickling the ivories 'til they gleam? Yep, I'd rather be called deadly For my killer show-tune medley! Thank you! 'Cause way down deep inside I've got a dream!
Chorus: He's got a dream! He's got a dream!
Hook: See, I ain't as cruel and vicious as I seem! Though I do like breaking femurs You can count me with the dreamers! Like everybody else I've got a dream!
Big Nose: I've got scars and lumps and bruises Plus something here that oozes (And let's not even mention my complexion) But despite my extra toes, And my goiter, and my nose I really want to make a love connection!
Can't you see me with a special little lady Rowin' in a rowboat down the stream? Though I'm one disgusting blighter, I'm a lover, not a fighter, 'Cause way down deep inside I've got a dream! I've got a dream!
Chorus: He's got a dream!
Big Nose: I've got a dream!
Chorus: He's got a dream!
Big Nose: And I know one day romance will reign supreme! Though my face leaves people screaming, There's a child behind it, dreaming... Like everybody else, I've got a dream!
Chorus: Tor would like to quit and be a florist. Gunther does interior design. Ulf is into mime, Attila's cupcakes are sublime. Bruiser knits! Killer sews! Fang does little puppet shows!
Hook: And Vladimir collects ceramic unicorns!
Flynn: I have dreams, like you -- no, really! Just much less touchy-feely. They mainly happen somewhere warm and sunny, On an island that I own, Tanned and rested and alone. Surrounded by enormous piles of money!
Rapunzel: I've got a dream!
Chorus: She's got a dream!
Rapunzel: I've got a dream!
Chorus: She's got a dream!
Rapunzel: I just want to see the floating lanterns gleam!
Chorus: Yeahh!
Rapunzel: And with every passing hour I'm so glad I left my tower! Like all you lovely folks I've got a dream!
Chorus: She's got a dream! He's got a dream! They've got a dream! We've got a dream! So our diff 'rences ain't really that extreme! We're one big team!
Call us brutal --
Sick --
Hook: Sadistic --
Big Nose: And grotesquely optimistic!
Chorus: 'Cause way down deep inside We've got a dream!
Hook: I've got a dream!
Big Nose: I've got a dream!
Chorus: I've got a dream! I've got a dream! I've got a dream!
Rapunzel: I've got a dream!
All:Yes way down deep inside, I've got a dream!
Yeahh!
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Post by Blizz on Jul 28, 2011 10:28:23 GMT
"Batman! Why's he running, dad?" "Because we have to chase him." "Why?" "Because he can take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a watchful protector, a silent guardian: The Dark Knight." "I don't get it." "Neither do I, son. But it sounds cool."
[Batman] As I ride on my bike at the end of Dark Knight, There's a few plot points that just don't feel right. Like why the hell did I agree to take the rap? Harvey Dent killed those people. Who gives a crap? And the Joker pulls crimes in such an orderly manner, He must write it down in an evil day planner. His henchmen are psycho and expendable Yet somehow completely dependable. And why is Morgan Freeman all pissed at me? He seemed to resign kind of randomly. It's OK to build me an armored tank-car, But ooh, tapping phones, thats going too far.
This movie of my life just doesnt hold together. At least it beats the crap out of Batman Forever. I enjoy car chases, explosions and suspense. Is it too much to ask that it all make sense?
[Alfred] No no, Master Wayne, you don't understand. You can't kill a symbol, but you can kill a man. [Batman] If I want to quit, well then that's my choice. [Alfred] We're all alone. You don't have to use that voice. And what about Ms. Dawes? It's like you forgot her. [Batman] In Batman Begins she was so much hotter. [Alfred] Joker, are you busy? Let's call a truce. I need you to help explain the plot to....Batman. [Joker] Call me insane, but I consider us friends. I brought the DVD so we can watch it again. [Alfred] I'll make the popcorn and pour the sherry. Ooh, maybe we could watch it with the commentary!
[Batman] How does Harvey Dent do a total 180? [Alfred] Well, they barbequed his face and he lost his lady. [Batman] When did you have time to rig up both of those boats? [Joker] Does talking that way ever damage your throat? [Batman] Well, at least they got rid of Joel Schumacher. [Joker] You know what movie's really good? The Hurt Locker. [Batman] Oh, yeah, I've been meaning to see that. [Alfred] Who's in it? [Joker] Anthony Mackie. [Alfred] I don't know who that is. [Joker] He was in 8 Mile. [Alfred] Oh, he was the guy who hosted the rap battles. [Batman] No that was Mekhi Phifer. [Alfred] Aw, Joker, you're getting white makeup all over the popcorn. [Joker] Sorry. Hey, did I ever tell you how I got these scars? [Batman] YES! Several versions. [Alfred] Maybe other people here would like to hear the story?
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Post by Ringo (2015 Edition) on Jul 28, 2011 23:06:58 GMT
Frantic minds are terrified Life lies in a grave Silent death rides high above On the wings of revelation Multi-death from chemicals Arrogance has won Annihilation must be swift Destroy without destruction
Gods on the throne must be watching from hell Awaiting the mass genocide Soldiers defeated by death from a smell Bodies lie dormant no life Rising new souls on the lands where they fell Demons not ready to die Nothing to see where the sleeping souls lie
Chemical Warfare
Artificial [censored]ing peace Line up in a death row Generals in their slow defeat Diminished from this hell Banished from the dying world The lords of hell await Dogs of war are helpless prey To immortality
Gods on the throne must be watching from hell Awaiting the mass genocide Soldiers defeated by death from a smell Bodies lie dormant no life Rising new souls on the lands where they fell Demons not ready to die Nothing to see where the sleeping souls lie
Chemical Warfare!!!
[censored] it up!
Liquidate The torture kills the troops that try to fight Terminate Human pesticide bring days of doom Mist falls The deadly gas that brings them to their knees Sacrifice Steal the soul and send his corpse to hell
Hahahahahaha
Mummified regions lying in dust Fall victim to this game Petrified corpses bathing in rust Taken without being blamed Falsified spirits farther they fall Soon they will join us in hell See the sky burning the gates are ablaze Satan awaits eager to merge
Gods on the throne must be watching from hell Awaiting the mass genocide Soldiers defeated by death from a smell Bodies lie dormant no life Rising new souls on the lands where they fell Demons not ready to die Nothing to see where the sleeping souls lie
Chemical Warfare
Warfare!!!!!!
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Post by Devo DrakeFox on Jul 30, 2011 18:34:11 GMT
There is a place Where the grass is what's for dinner Charmed, fun, and wild There must be something in the water
Sipping rainbow juice Talking Elements of Harmony Our Bronies hang out too 'Cause they know we're awesome fillies
You could travel the world But no one can groove like the girls with the hooves Once you party with ponies You'll be seeing Rainbooms! O-oh o-oh o-ooh!
Equestria girls, we're kinda magical Boots on hooves, bikinis on top Furry coats, so cute We'll blow your mind Aoaoah oh, aoaoaoh! Equestria girls, we're pony-fabulous Fast, fine, fierce, we trot till we drop Cutie marks represent Now put your hooves up Aoaoah oh, aoaoaoh!
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Post by Blizz on Aug 12, 2011 18:12:48 GMT
Ground control to Fox McCloud, Ground control to Fox McCloud, Sure your dad is dead, but probably he'd be proud. Ground control to Fox McCloud, Commencing launch, I'll count aloud. Don't forget that fancy scarf you like to wear....
"Good luck."
This is Peppy Hare to Fox McCloud, Now do a barrel roll! (I know!) Try a somersault and use the boost to get through! (I know!) Your dead father used to help me like that too. "Do we have to talk about dad every frickin' day?"
Falco to McCloud, come in McCloud! (Oh boy....) You're such a waste of space. (Yeah, til you're in trouble!) I can't shake this guy, no matter what I do! *boom!* Gee, I guess I should be thankful, well [censored] YOU! "No, Falco. [censored] YOU."
This is Slippy Toad to Fox McCloud, A bogey's on my tail! (Oh, big surprise!) Get this guy off me, please, please, come on, I'm dyin'! (Urrrgh....) You're an Arwing engineer who sucks at flyin'? "Hey!" He's right though, Slippy. You suck balls.
This is Fox McCloud to Star Fox team, Hey, Falco, you're a douche. And please Peppy, for the love of God, retire. As for Slippy, will you please die in a fire?! Immediately!
Star Fox team to Fox McCloud, Your circuit's dead, connection down, Can you hear me, Fox McCloud? (Yes.) Can you hear me, Fox McCloud? (YES.) Can you hear me, Fox McCloud? (*angry noises*) Can you here is a very angry fox man, Far above the world. Corneria is blue And here lately I am too....
"Stah Fox!"
"Star Fox!"
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Post by madhair60 on Aug 19, 2011 21:39:18 GMT
I been denied all the best ultrasex I been denied all the best ultrasex
I-I tried to consume just like a super [censored] I got some dude How can y'all bring a mutha[censored]a something so good he couldn't say no You nailed me hard I love 'em when they don't give a mother[censored]ing [censored] I could've been someone instead of falling flat upon my ass
Dig me now and [censored] me later And sing it to the tune of [censored], [censored], [censored] Ow-dig me now and [censored] me later And sing it with that...
I been denied all the best ultra sex I been denied all the best ultra sex
I - I could've been a star It freaks me out when I sound just like my mom I could've rocked the spot Instead of being just another [censored] like I am I played that [censored] straight Blowin' suckas on the side hopin' I get laid Now everybody knows No way in hell I can ever live it down
Dig me now and [censored] me later And sing it to the tune of [censored], [censored], [censored] Ow-dig me now and [censored] me later And sing it with that...
I been denied all the best ultra sex I been denied all the best ultra sex
I could've been someone instead of falling flat upon my ass
Dig me now and [censored] me later And sing it to the tune of [censored], [censored], [censored] Ow-dig me now and [censored] me later And sing it with that...
I been denied all the best ultra sex I been denied all the best ultra sex Molest
[censored], [censored], [censored], [censored] [censored], [censored], [censored], [censored] [censored], [censored], [censored], [censored] [censored], [censored], [censored], [censored]
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Post by Blizz on Sept 13, 2011 22:44:33 GMT
"We're gonna build a whole new world for ourselves! Look, they clap eyes on us and we're dead, right? So we've gotta make a new life, where they'll never find us. You know where? Underground. You should see it down there. Hundreds of miles of drains....sweet and clean now after the rain. Dark, quiet, safe. We can build houses and everything, start again from scratch! And what's so bad about living underground, eh? S'not been so great living up here if you want my opinion."
Take a look around you At the world we've come to know. Does it seem to be much more Than a crazy circus show? But maybe from the madness, Something beautiful will grow. In a brave new world, With just a handful of men, We'll start- We'll start all over again! All over again! All over again! All over again!
"We'll build shops and hospitals and barracks, right under their noses! Right under their feet! Everything we need: Banks, prisons and schools! We'll send scouting parties to collect books and stuff, and men like you will teach the kids. Not poems and rubbish: Science, so we can get everything working! We'll build villages and towns, and- And we'll play each other at cricket! Listen, maybe one day we'll capture a Fighting Machine, eh? Learn how to make 'em ourselves and then....WALLOP! Our turn to do some wiping out! WHOOSH with OUR Heat Ray! WHOOSH! And them running and dying, beaten at their own game! Man on top again!"
Now our domination Of the Earth is fading fast, And out of the confusion, The chance has come at last, To build a better future From the ashes of the past. In a brave new world, Give me a handful of men, We'll start all over again!
Look! Man is born in freedom, But he soon becomes a slave In cages of convention From the cradle to the grave. The weak fall by the wayside But the strong will be saved In a brave new world, With just a handful of men, We'll start all over again!
I'm not trying to tell you what to be. Oh no, oh no, not me. But if mankind is to survive, The people left alive, They're gonna have to build this world anew And it's going to have to start with me and you! YES!
I'm not trying to tell you what to be, Oh no, oh no, not me. But if mankind is to survive, The people left alive, They're gonna have to build this world anew. Yes, and we will have to be the chosen few!
Just think of all the poverty, The hatred and the lies, And imagine the destruction Of all that you despise, Surely from the ashes That phoenix will arise. In a brave new world, With just a handful of men, We'll start all over again!
Take a look around you At the world you've loved so well, And bid the aging empire Of man a last farewell. It may not sound like Heaven But at least it isn't Hell. It's a brave new world, With just a handful of men, We'll start- We'll start all over again! All over again! All over again! All over again!
"I'VE GOT A PLAN! Can't you just see it? Civilisation starting all over again! A second chance! We'll even build a railway and tunnel to the coast. Go there for our holidays. Nothing can stop men like us. I've made a start already. Come on down here, have a look..." In the cellar was a tunnel scarcely ten yards long that had taken him a week to dig. I could have dug that much in a day. And I suddenly had my first inkling of the gulf between his dreams and his powers... "It's doing the working AND the thinking that wears a fellow out. I'm ready for a bit of a rest. How about a drink, eh? Nothing but champagne now I'm the boss." We drank, and then he insisted on playing cards. With our species on the edge of extermination, with no prospect but a horrible death, we actually played games. Later he talked more of his plan, but I saw flames flashing in the deep blue light, Red Weed glowing, tripod figures moving distantly, and I put down my champagne glass. I felt a traitor to my kind and I knew I must leave this strange dreamer.
Take a look around you At the world we've come to know.... Does it seem to be much more Than a crazy circus show..? Maybe from the madness, Something beautiful will grow....
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Post by Matt on Sept 14, 2011 19:18:37 GMT
Like to believe there's something more out there Like to believe that I'm not the only one Who looks around and feels overcome So much to do, too many choices Which one will be the road that becomes my own Should I act or should I take it slow
Cause when the nagging feeling takes takes hold I have to leave it alone When I'm anxious and restless I guess that's what it's like to be young Well I'm anxious and restless I guess that's what it's like to be young
Sweet little girl dreamed of the day when She'd stand up tall and tell the whole world her plan Her voice will shine as she takes command Now she'll be heard, she's got the forum It has arrived, this moment is here for her But she finds it doesn't matter
Well she's got nothing to say now that this day has come Well I'm speechless and tongue tied I guess that's what it's like to be young Well I'm speechless and tongue tied I guess that's what it's like to be young
Living day by day Gets harder to face When all the questions Drive you insane Pick one up, throw it into the sky I want to feel free and have fun Cause that's what it really means to be young
I bring it on and drive myself crazy I want it all and then I want no one's help I need to make it by myself And if I achieve what I think I wanted Will I recieve a medal of happiness Will it make my confusion less
Cause when the naggin feeling takes hold I have to leave it alone Well I'm anxious and restless I guess that's what it's like to be young Well I'm anxious and restless I guess that's what it's like to be young Well I'm anxious and restless I guess that's what it's like to be young
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Post by Blizz on Sept 22, 2011 21:48:44 GMT
Jayne The man they call Jayne
He robbed from the rich and he gave to the poor Stood up to the Man and he gave him what for Our love for him now ain't hard to explain The Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne
Now Jayne saw the Mudders' backs breaking He saw the Mudders lament And he saw the magistrate taking Every dollar and leaving five cents So he said, "You can't do that to my people" He said "You can't crush 'em under your heel" Jayne strapped on his hat And in five seconds flat Stole everything Boss Higgins had to steal
He robbed from the rich and he gave to the poor Stood up to the Man and he gave him what for Our love for him now ain't hard to explain The Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne
Now here is what separates heroes From common folk like you and I The man they call Jayne He turned 'round his plane And let that money hit the sky He dropped it onto our houses He dropped it into our yards And the man call Jayne He turned 'round his plane And headed out for the stars
He robbed from the rich and he gave to the poor Stood up to the Man and he gave him what for Our love for him now ain't hard to explain The Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne!
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Post by Beeth on Nov 7, 2011 20:08:44 GMT
Dedicated to Mr S Gipp, for being an awesome music guy.
Once upon a time in a castle of Transylvania A gambler once said "No fear to reaper," And then became...
La-la la-la-la lala-lala-lala La-la la-la-la lala-lala-lala
In a castle of Romania There was time of vampires Noises chances there and money It's the time of vampires
Chomping chomping of princely guests Come and come to inside here Screeches screeches for months and days Come and come to inside here
You are waking my demon light You are rising from fire Every single light off your eyes Like a tiger vampire
I'm a prisoner of the dark You would feel there how break off And there is no escape from god Left between, let me wake up
Say what is there in the name Prince of the darkness Say, what is there in the face Man of the night is Lie, the look into your eyes King of the terror, I'll Be searching in my mind Of midnight warrior
In a castle of Romania There was time of vampires All the twilight into my brains I'm afraid of vampires
Chutes chutes are in my dreams You are full of desire Bloody bloody the moony shine You are rising from fire
Say what is there in the name Prince of the darkness Say, what is there in the face Man of the night is Lie, the look into your eyes King of the terror, I'll Be searching in my mind Of midnight warrior
Rockets in the night Like the pictures off the sky And the queen of dust Coming off the globe
Actuator flies You're the winner of the skies We'll be the enemies For sure
Say what is there in the name Prince of the darkness Say, what is there in the face Man of the night is Lie, the look into your eyes King of the terror, I'll Be searching in my mind Of midnight warrior
La-la la-la-la lala-lala-lala La-la la-la-la lala-lala-lala
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